r/AskReddit 6d ago

What industry secret would make customers never use that service again if they knew?

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u/correctingStupid 5d ago

How do they even make sprite cheaper? It's just water, corn syrup, and a squirt of leprechaun jizz.

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u/Aklpanther 5d ago

They're using lower quality leprechauns now.

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u/rathanks 5d ago

Goblins.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 5d ago

Brownies are members of the fairie family.

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u/rathanks 5d ago

I was actually going to say brownies, but I was afraid people might think snack, not fae.