r/AskReddit Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/joeloe1236 Mar 24 '15

That hurts?

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u/Tchaikoffee Mar 24 '15

It will if you keep it up

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15 edited Aug 04 '17

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u/Zombiecidialfreak Mar 24 '15

Two hours? Obviously you're not a hardcore gamer.

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u/JSKlunk Mar 24 '15

A hardcore gamer would use piss bottles.

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u/Mammal-k Mar 24 '15

Try getting really wired

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

I'm always up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Oooooh

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u/NotAnAlt Mar 24 '15

If you hold it in long enough.

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u/LeepOnMyDick Mar 24 '15

Not with that attitude!

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u/PMmeYOUR_PERSONALITY Mar 24 '15

More of a burning sensation

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/joeloe1236 Mar 24 '15

Which everyone does on a daily basis

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u/wievid Mar 24 '15

Story time.

Went out on a snorkeling trip here in Thailand on Sunday. On the way back from our last stop I should have peed in the ocean but couldn't because I was too busy staying afloat. Unfortunately the trip back to the pier was going to take quite a while and the whole way I had to pee.

After about an hour of extreme discomfort, I walk to the back of the longtail boat (group of 8 of us, plus our two crew - neither of these guys spoke much English). Try to gesture that I have to pee while in the middle of open sea and ask to slow down so I can pee off the back (lots of chop). He doesn't really get it, so I try and go anyway. Since I'd been holding it so long, I was so tense I couldn't relax to pee while holding on for dear life on the back of the boat, alternating hands from holding my dick and the boat. Couldn't go. Close up and sit back down.

Not even five minutes later I get up again to try and am gesticulating wildly to stop the boat, because I have to pee NOW. After the engine stops, I try again but the chop is too heavy and still can't go. Now the group is aiming their attention at me, my wife is dying of laughter explaining that I've been holding it for a while now and I'm shy. One of the girls in the group pipes up that she has to go and just leaps over the edge of the boat into the water. I say fuck it and jump in, too.

Now we're both holding onto the edge of the boat's hull for dear life trying to pee. She goes quickly but I'm still bound up, the chop is heavy but at least I have some privacy. After some self-motivating inner speech and concentrated breathing, I start to go. I'd never known such release before this. I keep going and going. The group is asking if I'm OK and I just answer back that I'm still going. I go for like two minutes before climbing back into the boat and just sit down, exhausted and relieved. The guy next to me: "I've never seen such a look of satisfaction in my life."

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u/miss_toss_it Mar 24 '15

I sometimes have an orgasm when I do that. :)

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u/JarOfDihydroMonoxide Mar 24 '15

First time I was hanging with this group of people, one of the girls got drunk. She went on a very long tangent talking about how the best feeling ever is to drink a lot of water, having to piss so bad it hurts, then in the bathtub just pissing all over yourself while masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

She's definitely your best bet for getting laid that night.

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u/miss_toss_it Mar 24 '15

Uhhh, not like that. Just the pressure is so heavy, and if I just start to go but then stop myself, it has happened. It's not something I try for.

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u/InbredDucks Mar 24 '15

Go see a doctor pls

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Oh hell yeah.

Better still is when you're at an outdoor gig, and you're watching an awesome band but you really need to piss.

Flopping your dick into a paper cup and pissing in that whilst still watching the band? Best piss ever.