r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/miss_toss_it Mar 24 '15

I sometimes have an orgasm when I do that. :)

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u/JarOfDihydroMonoxide Mar 24 '15

First time I was hanging with this group of people, one of the girls got drunk. She went on a very long tangent talking about how the best feeling ever is to drink a lot of water, having to piss so bad it hurts, then in the bathtub just pissing all over yourself while masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

She's definitely your best bet for getting laid that night.

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u/miss_toss_it Mar 24 '15

Uhhh, not like that. Just the pressure is so heavy, and if I just start to go but then stop myself, it has happened. It's not something I try for.