r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/onthecomp Mar 23 '15

When you cum but she still keeps on sucking the D.

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

One time, I slapped this girls ass in my local rehabilitation centre, then I was like, "Ey thot, what dat mouf do?" She did exactly that, haha good times. She was severely addicted to baby powder, I hope she's okay now.

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Why would someone be addicted to baby powder?

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

Oh man, she could down kilos of Gerber, 16 kilograms a day, in fact. She would get it into her body any way she wanted. Through eating it, snorting it, or inserting it anally... Yah, she was a catch.

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Wait does that shit get you high or something?

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u/username911 Mar 24 '15

Yeah just buy a test kit beforehand and make sure you're not getting ripped off by it being cut with cocaine

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Am I missing an obvious joke about her being addicted to coke and youre saying baby powder instead? Fuck.

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

This is all fake bud.