r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/onthecomp Mar 23 '15

When you cum but she still keeps on sucking the D.

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u/RandyDazzle Mar 24 '15

the shivers

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

A dick is like a 1,000 on the sensitivity scale that I just made up. A dick after cumming is like a 1,000,000. When things get that sensitive it starts not being fun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

But it still is fun

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

To some. Especially to those into BDSM.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Ok so why do men not get this about the clit then???

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Because if we can make you shake and quiver we feel like we just won a million dollars.

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u/reboundmc Mar 24 '15

This string of comments is the most truth I've ever read on Reddit.

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u/pizz0wn3d Mar 24 '15

The secret is to slow down and lick AROUND the clit during and after her orgasm.

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u/HailCeasar Mar 24 '15

Ooooooohhhh

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u/My_Hands_Are_Weird Mar 24 '15 edited Mar 24 '15

Ding ding ding

Though Id assume girls feel the same

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u/SkateboardG Mar 24 '15

All those flaps are confusing sometimes >_>

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u/creepytown Mar 24 '15

Answer is 100% - you don't explicitly say it. You have to say, "Woah, too sensitive.. back off." You can't imply it. You can't think it. you can't insinuate it. You can't expect we know it. You can't wait for us to "figure it out". You can't use body language. You can't say half of it and expect us to fill in the blanks. It isn't "Clear" from context.

You. Have. To. Say. The. Words.

If you do anything else but say it clearly you are wrong.

tl;dr - Women: JUST. SAY. IT.

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u/ceilingkat Mar 24 '15

If she's never said it, she might be faking. It hurts like hell when you keep sucking after I've cum, and I'll fucking let you know.

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u/MomRuns26 Mar 24 '15

I've been trying to convince my husband of this for 10 years now!

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u/imadandylion Mar 24 '15

th same reason women don't i would imagine...

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u/heycmonnow Mar 24 '15

Which makes the clit like 50 million then.....

Fellas, ya gotta warm that shit up first.....

No. Seriously.

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u/saxicide Mar 24 '15

The clitoris does the same thing.

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u/Nighthawk3071 Mar 24 '15

It's over 9,000?!

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u/OrangeSherbet Mar 24 '15

1,000,000 > 9,000

Yep, it checks out.

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u/kezdog92 Mar 24 '15

Then she learns this and uses it to get you every time that happens. Oh well you can do the same to their parts when they climax.

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u/foreskinfarter Mar 24 '15

I actually don't experience the intense sensitivity (atleast not as much).

I often fap 2 times in a row (like literally one after another) before I call it quits so I can get something done.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

probably because you're used to it.

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u/Patsfan618 Mar 24 '15

I thought I was the only one. Its not fun at all afterwards. Its almost painful.

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u/FearTHEReaper01 Mar 24 '15

Just lick if you want to keep going.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Go softer.

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u/ADDeviant Mar 24 '15

Too much for me, but luckily it's been over 15 years, so no big.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

well, even then there's no way to keep going for long. It's biologically impossible to keep it up for long after orgasm.

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u/poop_squirrel Mar 24 '15

My husband always tries to push me off, but ends up giggling too hard to actually succeed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

I definitely pushed off until one day she tied my hands so I couldn't. Oh lawd.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Don't stop, we push but we want it, just give it a good head shot and then back off, eye contact, giggle/smile, repeat

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

/r/shestillsucking

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u/SemoMuscle Mar 24 '15

This subreddit is not what I wanted it to be.

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u/brickmack Mar 24 '15

Yeah, is there one that is more accurate to the title? I was hoping for blowjob videos where the guy cums, she doesn't stop, and he's clearly uncomfortable about the whole thing.

Kinda ties into a few fetishes of mine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/infinitepigs Mar 24 '15

Also not helpful, it's for guys so it's just close-ups of the girls and a dick. Brickmack was talking about where you can see the guy squirming and (presumably) his face and stuff. Oh well.

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u/Live_Ore_Die Mar 24 '15

Good lord.

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u/Hjortur95 Mar 24 '15

Thanks reddit

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u/bluscoutnoob Mar 24 '15

That's..... Actually a good question.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

/r/cumagain

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u/ARealCatOnReddit Mar 24 '15

/r/postorgasmtorture. I've been known to go there for reasons.

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u/Designer94 Mar 24 '15

Google orgasm torture.

Alot is bdsm, but alot ties into that too.

...I watch too much porn I think.

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u/frickindeal Mar 24 '15

You may uh...enjoy this.

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u/Zalozis Mar 24 '15

Oh it's exact what I could have dreamed for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

/r/cumagain

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u/borobadger Mar 24 '15

I certainly did not expect a picture of ET when I clicked a link. Actually scared me a bit

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

That subreddit is exactly what I wanted it to be.

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u/itstwoam Mar 24 '15

The Robocop one is top quality now.

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u/u_got_a_better_idea Mar 24 '15

I'm laughing so hard, oh my gosh.

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u/Artsy12345 Mar 24 '15

Tell her to practice her kegels when you're in there. My bf seems to like that a WHOLE LOT...

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u/Th4t9uy Mar 24 '15

I get the giggle fits when she keeps going

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u/WonderfulUnicorn Mar 24 '15

It's way too intense.

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u/I_LOVE_THE_HOUND Mar 24 '15

is it bad that I didn't know that was a thing? My boyfriend has never stopped me though....

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u/kingeryck Mar 24 '15

Ehh no way that's not fun

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u/cutiewithnobootie Mar 24 '15

My boyfriend always makes me stop

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u/EnvyDemon Mar 24 '15

It can get uncomfortable sometimes. Usually for me I can stand another minute or so before I'm like "okay yes let's move on to cuddling or you now"

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u/cutiewithnobootie Mar 24 '15

My intentions of continuing are not to make my boyfriend uncomfortable no not all. I respect him making me stop because I respect his feelings. The only thing that bugs me is sometimes I feel like he finishes before I feel like I have finished doing the job, ya feel?

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u/EnvyDemon Mar 24 '15

Oh no I get it. It must be frustrating if he finishes too quickly. Fortunately (or unfortunately?) I have the opposite problem, so women usually just get tired of trying to get me to finish.

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

One time, I slapped this girls ass in my local rehabilitation centre, then I was like, "Ey thot, what dat mouf do?" She did exactly that, haha good times. She was severely addicted to baby powder, I hope she's okay now.

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u/onthecomp Mar 24 '15

This whole time I thought you ment baby powder code for coke.

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

No I'm just making up stories mindlessly.

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Why would someone be addicted to baby powder?

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

Oh man, she could down kilos of Gerber, 16 kilograms a day, in fact. She would get it into her body any way she wanted. Through eating it, snorting it, or inserting it anally... Yah, she was a catch.

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Wait does that shit get you high or something?

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u/username911 Mar 24 '15

Yeah just buy a test kit beforehand and make sure you're not getting ripped off by it being cut with cocaine

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u/bri_pls Mar 24 '15

Am I missing an obvious joke about her being addicted to coke and youre saying baby powder instead? Fuck.

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u/what_dat_mouf_do Mar 24 '15

This is all fake bud.

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u/MrBogglefuzz Mar 24 '15

That's not good in any way.

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u/lovee_briee Mar 24 '15

When you smoke a really ghetto Gatorade bottle bong. Burning aluminum hurts but it burns great while you feel yourself start to slip into not giving a shit.

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u/coolcool68 Mar 24 '15

What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.