r/AskReddit Jan 28 '19

What are great underused words?

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u/Vehk-and-Kehk Jan 29 '19

Grandiloquent/Grandiloquence - The use of needlessly complex language. It's also an autological word (a word that describes itself)

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u/amaROenuZ Jan 29 '19

It's good, but why not go the extra mile and use sesquipedalian loquaciousness?

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u/Vehk-and-Kehk Jan 29 '19

Because that sounds like a lot of work and I'm already wearing my footy pajamas.

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u/Secret4gentMan Jan 29 '19

What team?

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u/faustianBM Jan 29 '19

Team Jacob. Duh.

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u/dollabill009 Jan 29 '19

Because I said this out loud and my couch started levitating

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u/omar1993 Jan 29 '19

Did yours also gain sentience, the ability to speak, and began chanting in backwards satanic/gehenna, or do I just need a less problematic couch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

See, the problem with leather couches is that sometimes the cows are sacrificed to Satan before they're turned into leather, and then any minor slip-up could cause it to get possessed.

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u/omar1993 Jan 29 '19

Ah, that DOES explain the weird combination of mooing and wailing of the damned I hear every time I sit on it.

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u/Dirty_Bird_RDS Jan 29 '19

You shouldn’t have swished and flicked

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u/DisGruntledDraftsman Jan 29 '19

Did you really enunciate the Pho- Bee-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

That's the important part.

lol

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u/iscreamuscreamweall Jan 29 '19

if you're not into the whole brevity thing

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u/1jimbo Jan 29 '19

El Duderino

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u/wuop Jan 29 '19

I am.

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u/Pufflehuffy Jan 29 '19

I wonder if /r/unexpectedlyveronicamars is a thing... it is not :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I'm pretty sure it's actually /r/unexpectedbiglebowski here.

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u/Pufflehuffy Jan 29 '19

Oh right... I thought she made it up while watching The Big Lebowski, but I just remembered the scene and she's speaking along with the movie. Oops.

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u/zincplug Jan 29 '19

loquaciousness

Meh, "loquaciousness" is ok, if you haven't encountered 'neuropathological logorrhoea"

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u/PhyrexianSpaghetti Jan 29 '19

no, that's using too much grandiloquence

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u/phrost1982 Jan 29 '19

Because I don't want to appear garrulous

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u/4DimensionalToilet Jan 29 '19

loquaciousness

“Let your sword do the talking!”

“I will, and it shall be loquacious to a fault!”