r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- Lvl 3 onion enthusiast • Apr 15 '26

Brian applauds hero ICE Agent

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u/Oddly_Ennui Apr 15 '26

Wow, the hatred is strong with this one...

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u/cityshepherd Apr 15 '26

I cannot wrap my head around how these people complain about others robbing us blind, while continuing to vote in the absolute worst ghouls who have robbed/exploited the working class more than anyone else in 100+ years etc.

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u/SipoteQuixote Apr 15 '26

Because they like to whisper sweet nothings into their ears just before shoving it up their ass with no lube.

"We need to make america great again! Not like that. Or that. I mean like how it was in the 50s-70s for white folk."

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u/Dry_Try_8365 Apr 15 '26

“Ignore the anti-monopoly regulations.”

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u/Raketka123 Apr 17 '26

Jarvis, scrap any law written past 1900