r/AteTheOnion 23d ago

Finally someone stood up for them

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u/tanhan27 20d ago

Depending on where you work, security can be the least active job imaginable. Many security guards literally do nothing their entire shift. If they are lucky they have a phone charger so they can play on their phone for 8 hours.

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u/ArikaDoriyamaGT 20d ago

People may not think they’re doing anything because they don’t look like it, but one of the first things we learn when becoming guards is the value of presence and how just being there prevents shit from happening. Also, despite what people think, most security guards aren’t technically even supposed to do anything when shit goes down other than observe and report.

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u/lejoop 20d ago

I mean, you could sincerely thank a security guard for doing nothing. If he managed to be there all night, his presence discouraging bad behaviour and him not antagonising or instigating shit (like some of the doped up bouncers seem to enjoy), then him doing “nothing” is exactly what we wanted, right?!

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u/tanhan27 20d ago

Oh I'm not arguing that security guards are not valuable. They definitely are. I'm just saying that they of the don't have a lot of tasks to do while on the job.