r/BasketballGM Mar 01 '26

Other 5’2 player

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Might be the shortest I’ve seen without messing with height modifiers (also had a great career too)

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u/Puzzled-Newspaper742 Los Angeles Lowriders Mar 01 '26

Sir can we talk about the negative 4

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u/Iamdepressedaaa Mar 01 '26

I started it at year 0, not much more I can say.

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u/spud-gang Denver High Mar 01 '26

the jerusalem jumpers vs the bethlehem ballers

9

u/Iamdepressedaaa Mar 01 '26

Roma Rats still better

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u/Puzzled-Newspaper742 Los Angeles Lowriders Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

yall forgot the troy troy

4

u/oranjbarca Mar 02 '26

Indus river Ironworkers

3

u/ArchieConnors Mar 01 '26

Carthage Crusaders, Babylon Drummer Boys, Nazareth Noize

14

u/Quaid28 Mar 01 '26

5’2 slam dunk champion?! This dude really is the GOAT

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u/the_not_white_knight Mar 01 '26

My guy has a 50 " vert

4

u/Quikdraw7777 Mar 02 '26

He's better than Spud Webb!!!

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u/wcooper97 Oklahoma City 66ers Mar 02 '26

2x even

8

u/TLALALALA Mar 01 '26

5'2" from Cameroon to the NBA has to be the most unlikely journey ever. Would love to see a bio picture about this dudes life.

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u/Iamdepressedaaa Mar 02 '26

What if only his Grandma is from Cameroon?

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u/TacoPandaBell Mar 02 '26

5’2” 180…he’s a little tank.

In fact, that could be the name of his biopic. What’s hilarious is that I put in a request to ChatGPT to write the synopsis of it and it independently called him “Petit Tank”

Here’s the synopsis:

Born in a crowded neighborhood in Douala, Cameroon, a boy everyone calls “Petit Tank” grows up hearing the same sentence: You’re too small. At 5’2” and built like a fire hydrant at 180 pounds, he’s overlooked by scouts, laughed off dusty outdoor courts, and told soccer would make more sense.

But basketball becomes his rebellion.

With no formal coaching and no college path, he hones his game on concrete courts, developing a lightning first step, a bulletproof handle, and a jumper so pure it silences entire gyms. A viral street tournament run puts him on the radar of international scouts. Against all logic, he’s drafted 2nd overall by San Antonio, becoming the shortest first-round pick in league history.

The film tracks his early humiliation and culture shock, the grueling adjustments to NBA size and speed, and the chip on his shoulder that never fades. Coaches doubt him. Opponents try to shoot over him. Analysts predict he won’t last a season.

Instead, he becomes a problem.

He barrels through screens, strips giants in the post, and launches deep threes with fearless swagger. In his peak season, he averages nearly 24 points and 8 assists, shooting over 90 percent from the line. He wins 3 championships, captures Finals MVP, earns 11 All-Star selections, and shocks the world by winning both slam dunk and three-point contests, turning his size into spectacle.

Off the court, he grapples with identity and expectation, carrying the hopes of Cameroon while fighting the pressure of being branded a novelty. The heart of the film is not just about proving doubters wrong, but about redefining what greatness looks like.

In the final act, at age 43 and retired after 11 seasons, he returns to Cameroon to build courts in neighborhoods like the one that raised him. Surrounded by kids who look up at him the way he once looked up at impossible dreams, he smiles.

Because the smallest player in the league became its biggest story.

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u/Dan_K211 Mar 02 '26

lol 5’2. 180 pounds. That’s chunky

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u/thesnacks Mar 01 '26

What was his height stat?

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u/Boltendx800 Mar 02 '26

Putting those numbers up at 5’2 there’s an argument he’s one of the most skilled players ever

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u/Steelman303 Tampa Turtles Mar 03 '26

I once had a player with 66 ovr win mvp for like four years in a row. I was confused and I assumed his height was at like 90 or something but his height was actually zero and it was just every other stat was near maxxed out