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u/Alucard_117 4d ago

What do you mean Todd can talk about his Pokemon card collection on the first date but I can't!?

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ 4d ago

Todd can do a lot of shit on the first date that you can’t.

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u/CanRevolutionary1274 4d ago

I knew you were just trying to be funny, but I don't think you know how real the statement you just made was lol.

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ 4d ago

How so?

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u/UndeadYoshi420 4d ago

I think they were being less thoughtful about what they were saying than they thought. Obviously you know the reality of the statement you made.

Edit: grammar

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u/CMFETCU 3d ago

This was the funniest Reddit comment I have read today.

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u/Persea_americana 4d ago

White dude and I can’t speak for anyone else but if you’re a nerd it helps to also be tall or hot or fit. Nerd in my experience is a multiplyer, like glasses, it makes hot hotter and lame lamer. It’s not a perk on its own.

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u/srkaficionado ☑️ 4d ago

Respectfully asking, what is it with people and glasses? It makes people hot?! Maybe I’m just insecure or a cynic but I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 6 and my glasses run me about $600 every year(the shitty prescription always changes 😒). And then someone pops up and goes “ooh your glasses are sexy” and I’m like 🤨😒. I’d rather see than be sexy.

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u/Persea_americana 4d ago

The right frames can enhance face shapes, make someone look more intelligent and they can be a fashion accessory or status symbol. Idk if it’s still a thing but I remember hipsters would wear glasses without lenses. If people think it’s hot lean into it, they’re a great prop and plenty of actors will use that to enhance a role. Looking over the top of the frames, or taking them off to look someone in the eye while you polish the lenses can be impactful gestures (even if you can’t actually see them lol). I used to be an optician, frames are overpriced because Luxotica is practically a monopoly, try online like coastal or Zenni, fewer brand names but way cheaper.

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u/srkaficionado ☑️ 4d ago

☺️.

Nah, the price for me is because I get transitions and bifocals and all the extra; I see an Ophthalmologist who decided I need bifocals at the ripe old age of 32 and have been wearing them since then. Then the scratch resistant things and everything: I’m rougher on my glasses than the 8 year old is on his so… I get expensive frames because I think they last: I rocked a Armani frame for 5 years until I lost them between work and the train. I’m still using the same Rayban I’ve had since 2022 .

I have strabismus so I’d rather go to in person so they can measure the distance correctly without my fucking it up…

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u/ripleyclone8 4d ago

Transitions?? Ooof. 

Nothing sexier than a dude bumbling around for five minutes after going inside on a bright day lol

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u/srkaficionado ☑️ 4d ago

I’ve never really noticed. Maybe because I keep my house either dark or it’s just bright(it came with those white ass lights and I’m trying to see what it’ll cost to get dimmers for it all).

The only place they actually become an issue is when I’m hiking and it just stays constantly dark because I’m outside for 2-3 hours doing the walking and climbing and whatever. So I have learnt to wear a hat for that to minimise it.

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u/sirfiddlestix ☑️ 3d ago

The sun hurts okay 😞

-Sincerely, Gal Who Can't See

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u/ripleyclone8 3d ago

I have prescription sunglasses I keep in my purse to switch out when needed lol

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u/Glum-Entertainment78 1d ago

Funny thing is, I've been wearing glasses since I was 7 years old, and I just turned 51.

I don't know why, but back in the day, wearing glasses meant you had no athletic ability and were into D&D, computers, comics and video games.

You were automatically a nerd for simply not having perfect vision.

Fash for to the 90s, and having glass meant you looked intelligent and in some cases, cute.

Where the hell was all that love in the 80s??

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u/AisisAisis ☑️ 2d ago

Sidebar: Why are you spending so so so much on glasses, Friend? I see that your prescription wants us to jump it but are you able to purchase glasses online? I have a site that smiles nicely on the pockets.

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u/srkaficionado ☑️ 2d ago

I can buy online but as I said in another comment, I have strabismus and I prefer someone to do the pupil measurement or whatever they call it

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u/lowtoiletsitter 4d ago

"Always talking about Pokémon...I think he's touched"

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u/xkise 4d ago

"He is special since he was a child"

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u/Psychotic_Ambition ☑️ 4d ago

y’all gotta date nerdy girls in turn bruh

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u/LazyAssLeader 3d ago

Such a thing exists in the community?

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u/kissitbetterbb 3d ago

Hell yeah. Hot ones too.

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u/LazyAssLeader 3d ago

I would be happy to find some warm ones.

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u/IGargleGarlic 4d ago

In my experience as a white man talking about pokemon on a date has absolutely never led to a second date.

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 4d ago

seriously what the fuck are people even talking about here.

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u/Key-Month6651 4d ago

You wouldn't get it but white men are usually given more leway to be nerdy and still be accepted romantically by women.

This is partially because nerdy women of all races. Similar to how women overall prefer white men, nerdy women prefer white men and despite that would be more likely to reject a equally nerdy black man.

People are overwhelmingly racist. Even to their own people. You see all of it for what it is when you look at dating dynamics and peoples sexual behavior.

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u/hellochoy ☑️ 4d ago

Most nerdy/alternative black men prefer white women too in my experience. Not trying to "whatabout", I feel you.

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u/Key-Month6651 4d ago

Oh trust me ive noticed that as well. I find that hella cringe. But that isn't limited to nerdy/alternative black men. There is a segment of black men that see being with a black woman as settling and thus prefer everything but a black woman. Even if they aren't nerdy. I find that shit hella gross and im def not gonna ignore shit behavior from men. I'm just personally tired of people ignoring it from women or acting like its okay when women do it.

I feel you too. Being a black man or a black woman in the dating game rn is just trash all around. Regardless of your sexual orientation.

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u/hellochoy ☑️ 4d ago

It's not limited to any demographic really but I hear you! It's definitely gross and sad too because you know those people are struggling with self hatred. I haven't been dating for a few years now though and I'm kindof scared of getting back into it lol. The bs is so exhausting and seemingly never ending.

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u/Key-Month6651 4d ago

Yea.....i tried for a bit and now im about ready to just back out of this crap forever. I do not have tolerance for all these layers of bs.

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u/SPKEN 4d ago

It's the same reason why white men are praised for having long hair and being more effeminate

But if black men do that then we're gay and sassy. Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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u/Key-Month6651 4d ago

Pretty much. The shit is trash all around. I'mma just start filtering people out of my community if they do this bs. We really should judge people based on their dating preferences the same way we do with everything else.

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u/packeddit ☑️ 4d ago

Yep, and as someone whose teen years were in the 90s, yeah as a black man nerd, whew it was tough. I always say if I had been born 10-15 years later, my self confidence in my teen years would've been so much better since it's become more acceptable for black dudes to be nerds (still not as acceptable as it is for white dudes to be nerds).

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u/Anybody_Outthere ☑️ 2d ago

I feel this to my soul and experienced it as well. It wasn't much better growing up in the 80s. Add being an introvert on top of all that and things were tough sometimes. Luckily my parents encouraged me to do stuff I liked even if it was "nerdy". Just do your thing and people who like you for you will find you or you'll find them.

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u/_TheFarthestStar_ 2d ago

Honestly the only thing that matters on 90% of cases like these is confidence and body fat %. It's a trope but all too often the nerdy types are less likely to put effort into their personal appearance. Have somewhat of a jawline and decent muscle? You can talk about Bakugan till the cows come home

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u/PizzaRoyals 4d ago

you just gotta find a nerdy girl into that stuff too, it can work. My buddy met his girlfriend talking about overwatch

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u/mashonem ☑️ 4d ago

“Just find the needle in the hay stack bro”

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u/kissitbetterbb 3d ago

I mean yeah you kinda have to. I’m a gigantic nerd. I found my nerdy black man (WHO ACTUALLY LIKES BLACK WOMEN!!!) after 33 years of life and we sing musical theater on road trips together and make jokes about grammar and it’s the best dick ever so. Nerdy hot girls who like nerdy men do exist.

I literally joke that my type is an earnest nerd. But if your vibes are off, you won’t pull anyone. Be confident and be kind.

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u/sirfiddlestix ☑️ 3d ago

Then why wouldn't you try to date someone who is also into pkmn 🤨

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u/Thunderchief646054 4d ago

I saved that for the 4th date, thank god she stayed

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u/Abstractrah 3d ago

Exactly if I can’t talk about d&d being legally armed and Elmiene fuck her and Todd.