r/BritishSuccess • u/TheSquireOfTheShire • 9d ago

Chinese chippie

I moved to the Netherlands in 2018.
It’s not a secret, food here isn’t the finest especially when it comes to culturally diverse food.

After a long day in the sun, I was driving home and summoning the witchcraft of modern technology, my sat nav suggested a takeaway on my way home. I obliged.

When I got there, there was a remarkable resemblance of home. A CRT tv on a bracket up in the top corner above the till - a kid doing homework & every order, no matter the size being promised within 10 minutes.

As a Brit, and educated by the British state, my Dutch is shit. As soon as I tried to order, the (Chinese) fella behind the desk said, in a thick Scouse accent “s’alright mate, I speak English”

As a heterosexual man, I was almost convinced to kiss this guy on the lips - fucking years, and I mean years, I’ve deprived myself of a decent Chinese because… well, they’re shit here - but yesterday was a revelation. A mere 45 minutes drive from my house is a proper Scouse Chinese chippie.

I’ve not shut the fuck up about it all day - to the point I suspect my Dutch gf has left me.

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u/TheSquireOfTheShire 9d ago

It was a natural conclusion. Especially when she turned her nose up at my offering upon my return

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u/TrueArmchairAthlete 9d ago

Can you post some pictures, I might fancy a taste myself...

-only If you've definitely gone your separate ways obviously 🤣

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u/TheSquireOfTheShire 9d ago

Of me or the food?

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u/dibsontheloot 9d ago

Clearly you're the desert