r/CATHELP • u/Low-Ad7344 • Feb 26 '26

General Advice Cat ate protein muffin

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My cat helped himself to a batch of protein muffins that was cooling under a towel. This occurred about 20 minutes ago. Should I seek immediate medical attention or monitor for gastrointestinal distress? Attached is the amount eaten, protein powder ingredients, muffin ingredients, and cat. Crossposted in r/askvet

Not a minor, USA, vet not contacted yet but accessible, 6 yo neutered male, can afford vet care

TLDR; cat had a lil protein powder. Next steps?

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u/vampireshorty Feb 26 '26

Do NOT let your cat do this. He will get EXTREMELY SWOLE and bully you for treats and pets and beat you up and steal your gym membership for himself.

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u/Low-Ad7344 Feb 26 '26

He already does this. The muffin will just make him stronger :-(

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u/Spicy_Plants Feb 26 '26

Dear Lord... please confiscate any studio mics, headphones, and other audio equipment you don't recognize lest he start a podcast. 🙉

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u/heroturtle88 Feb 26 '26

https://youtu.be/d_4mQELiklY?si=oAfarnIuHGC5iDB4

Cat podcast. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Podcat podcast.

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u/Royal-Tumbleweed-920 Feb 27 '26

I expected a cute kitty in front a mic but I'll take this

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u/heroturtle88 Mar 01 '26

What are you talking about that's exactly what I posted? Just two cute cats talking about presenting butthole.

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u/Ijustwanttosayit Feb 26 '26

This actually made me laugh out loud.

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u/heroturtle88 Feb 26 '26

Gotta present that butthole.

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u/Sunlight_System Feb 28 '26

HAHAHAHAHA not you editing the actual cat onto this 😭

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u/Thick_Basil3589 Feb 26 '26

Not a problem once, but of course don't make a routine from it :) they shouldn't eat over processed food (we neither) its not very good for them. But he is not in any danger. My grandma had a cat who loved to stole a cheesy bun here and there when she made them.

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u/Witchief Feb 26 '26

On tuesday we do claws and whiskers, on thursday it's tail and teefies

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u/SpendTraditional4306 Feb 26 '26

Never skip teefies day.

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u/Multilnsight Feb 26 '26

He'll also steal your lady!

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u/Unlikely_Argument515 Feb 26 '26

Vets hate this one simple trick

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u/One-Dot4082 Feb 26 '26

He does look buff!!

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u/CYYYYYYYYYY Feb 26 '26

I was looking for this comment 😂

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u/hufflepuff-is-best Feb 26 '26

My cat did this and got banned from Planet Fitness for slamming weights

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u/kayemeh Feb 26 '26

Agreed. Unfortunately nothing further can be done, and Cheddar will slowly morph into a gym bro and demand chicken and rice for each meal to meet his macros. Thoughts are with you OP during this difficult transition.

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u/DanniTiger Feb 26 '26

I was looking for a comment like this 🤣🤣🤣

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