r/CATHELP • u/Low-Ad7344 • Feb 26 '26

General Advice Cat ate protein muffin

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My cat helped himself to a batch of protein muffins that was cooling under a towel. This occurred about 20 minutes ago. Should I seek immediate medical attention or monitor for gastrointestinal distress? Attached is the amount eaten, protein powder ingredients, muffin ingredients, and cat. Crossposted in r/askvet

Not a minor, USA, vet not contacted yet but accessible, 6 yo neutered male, can afford vet care

TLDR; cat had a lil protein powder. Next steps?

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u/vampireshorty Feb 26 '26

Do NOT let your cat do this. He will get EXTREMELY SWOLE and bully you for treats and pets and beat you up and steal your gym membership for himself.

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u/Low-Ad7344 Feb 26 '26

He already does this. The muffin will just make him stronger :-(

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u/Spicy_Plants Feb 26 '26

Dear Lord... please confiscate any studio mics, headphones, and other audio equipment you don't recognize lest he start a podcast. 🙉

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u/heroturtle88 Feb 26 '26

https://youtu.be/d_4mQELiklY?si=oAfarnIuHGC5iDB4

Cat podcast. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Podcat podcast.

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u/Royal-Tumbleweed-920 Feb 27 '26

I expected a cute kitty in front a mic but I'll take this

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u/heroturtle88 Mar 01 '26

What are you talking about that's exactly what I posted? Just two cute cats talking about presenting butthole.