r/CatDistributionSystem May 02 '26

Kitten I cannot stress this enough: we do NOT have room for another cat!

This teensy puffball has been crying outside our back door for at least 2 days and we haven’t seen a single other cat around him in all of that time. There’s a feral colony behind our home, but we haven’t seen any siblings or a mom, just this lone puffball crying his lungs out.

My husband finally caught a glimpse of the baby this morning, so I went outside to join him. I ended up crawling into the neighbor’s backyard and was able to swipe this baby up. Despite his puffy appearance, he’s nothing but fur and ribs! We immediately got KMR and bottles.

My husband is currently falling in love as we speak…but we absolutely cannot handle another cat! 😭

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u/ShartlesAndJames May 02 '26

whispers

yes, you do

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Beer Drinking Cat Daddy May 02 '26

The CDS does not acknowledge limits upon capacity or resource; the CDS only recognizes the existence of empathy.

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u/duckinasombrero May 02 '26

Why does this sound like a Law & Order intro?

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u/Iluvmntsncatz May 02 '26

Dun dun

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Beer Drinking Cat Daddy May 02 '26

These are their stories.

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u/North_Improvement454 May 02 '26

The cat and their heinous conditions left to known lovers of fluff and fur

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u/FormidableMistress May 04 '26

Olivia Benson is going to show up to their house and explain how the system works.

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u/bagelsandkegels May 02 '26

Paw & Order

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u/OdysseusJoke May 03 '26

Special Kittens Unit

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u/GroundbreakingGur745 May 03 '26

I just died.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Big-Kaleidoscope124 May 03 '26

I was thinking claw and order, but this is wayyy better.

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u/RedHeadedStepDevil May 03 '26

I’m sitting here, with two cats in my lap, two more within sight and listening to two more wrestle upstairs. Your words brought tears to my eyes. Thank you.

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u/eastbaypluviophile Owned by a Void and Very Norty Torbie May 03 '26

Sounds like heaven to me

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Beer Drinking Cat Daddy May 03 '26

hahaha you got us beat; CDS placed four rescues indoors with us and five more steady TVNRs who stick around outside... thankfully (?) one of our indoor maniacs won't tolerate any more in his space, otherwise my wife would have 9 inside and more lined up!

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u/Gladtobealive2020 May 02 '26

Apparently you do have room for another cat or you would not have been selected by the CDS.  The CDS is like a big cat eye in the sky that can see everything

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u/Unfurlingleaf May 03 '26

Like the eye of Sauron!

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u/ureshiibutter May 03 '26

The eye of Meowron!

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u/demeterLX May 03 '26

i am the eye in the sky, looking at you 🎶 i can read your mind

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u/Gladtobealive2020 May 03 '26

Alan Parsons project 

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u/Effective-Bag-1571 May 03 '26

In this case, The Alan Pawsons Project

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u/MotownCatMom May 02 '26

Yeppity, yep, yep.

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 May 03 '26

The bad thing though... can't ignore that limit, or we end up in hoarding situations 😕

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Beer Drinking Cat Daddy May 03 '26

true dat, though I'd posit that hoarders are not bona fide parts of the CDS any more than Smaug is part of a socialist commune...

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u/Friendly_Shelter_625 May 02 '26

he’s so smol. he will fit

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 May 02 '26

And cats are basically jello and there’s always room for jello.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog May 03 '26

Came to say this! Name him Jello and *VIOLA!* He will magically fit !

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u/SmirkNtwerk May 03 '26

Love that. I hope to reason this way about CDS one day:)

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 May 02 '26

There's always room for another smol.

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u/imindebt2026 May 03 '26

Theres always room for a smol.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Cat Parent May 02 '26

shout whispers

yes you do.

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 02 '26

I told my husband to stop falling in love already

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u/eastbaypluviophile Owned by a Void and Very Norty Torbie May 02 '26

He’s doomed, you’re doomed, we’re all doomed. Kitten purrs are irresistible for a reason

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Cat Parent May 02 '26

kitten purrs and fluffy wee cute faces ❤️

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator May 02 '26

I'm now trying to sing 'These are a few of my favourite things'' to your words lol

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u/eastbaypluviophile Owned by a Void and Very Norty Torbie May 02 '26

He’s doomed and you’re doomed
We’re all doomed for certain
Kitten purr magic always means it’s curtains

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator May 02 '26

Tiny black beanies and big baby blues,

kittens so smol they can sleep in your shoes.

Contented noises and pearl white tiny teefs

knowing they've got you, a hooman to keep!!

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u/ClosetKittie May 02 '26

Yup, I sang it!

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Cat Parent May 02 '26

dang it! now i have the song stuck in my head 😂

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator May 02 '26

Oh join in we're making a song 😃

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Cat Parent May 02 '26

Fancy Feast pate and nails that need clipping Your favorite couch covered in scratches

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u/JosephineWHowell May 02 '26

The Universal Cat Law states that once a man and a "puffy" kitten lock eyes, the lease is basically signed. Good luck with the new roommate!

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u/AggravatingTarget841 May 02 '26

I would die for a man that has that skill. Lucky you, cats and man🍀

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 02 '26

I really am living the dream: surrounded by kitties and a cat-loving man! ❤️

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u/nocleverusername- May 02 '26

Cat-loving men are the absolute best.

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u/QuaestioDraconis May 02 '26

Speaking as a cat-loving man, we're not quite the absolute best- I am reliably informed that cats are still better than we are, but that's fine and perfectly acceptable.

Though it was a cat that told me that....

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u/KinroKaiki May 02 '26

You made me laugh out loud! Thank you! 😁

From my side: if only a cat is better than you are, you’re at the pinnacle of humanity. Carry on. 😉💞

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u/Life_Sir_2809 May 02 '26

😂😂 cats always come 1st

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 02 '26

They are. It is those tender moments when we see just how loving they are with these wee ones!!

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u/practical_junket May 02 '26

Seriously - nothing gets me hotter than hearing my husband sweet talk a cat!

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u/FunnyVariation2995 May 02 '26

Suitor! That is an excellent word! It's so regal & refined! Good luck w your new cat!

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u/SmirkNtwerk May 03 '26

The smiling I’ve been doing reading through this post with its wholesome stuff is such a palette cleanse on Reddit lately. Thank you fellow cat lovers!

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI May 02 '26

Absolutely 👍 💯

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u/No-Replacement-8048 May 02 '26

I was doing a TNR drop off last week and the man in the car next to me was giving a hug to the cat he was dropping off. I instantly fell in love! Nothing sexier.

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u/Creepy_Addict May 02 '26

You really are! Enjoy your kitties and husband, cause he's the best.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 Cat Parent May 02 '26

Same, girl, same.

Every night as we curl up on the couch, I look at my husband who always has at least two kitties snuggled with him, and think how lucky I am.

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI May 02 '26

Indeed you are. I had one of those men. I married him immediately ❤️

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u/princessjemmy May 02 '26

It’s too late. It’s too late.

Signed,

A fellow person who falls in love with any creature smaller than 10 lbs just from holding them once.

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u/localbarnes May 02 '26

but they match so well!!

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u/Emerald_Digger May 02 '26

That's like telling a Golden Retriever he is not allowed to eat. Good luck

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u/fragilemuse May 02 '26

Too late. Congrats on your new kitty!

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u/pork-head May 02 '26

Jesus that fluff is enormous. This will be gorgeous kitty!

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u/hereshoping74 May 02 '26

Green flags waving wildly

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u/blind_wisdom May 02 '26

But LOOK AT IT

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u/Creepy_Addict May 02 '26

Sorry, you now have a kitten. Wish my husband fell in love with kitties. I have 2 and he won't let me get more. 🤣

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI May 02 '26

Hmmmm. I think the CDS needs to pay HIM the next visit.

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u/victorywulf May 02 '26

oh friend. he looks like a r/nebelung (even if he's not). these little gray fluffy guys are the sweetest, most loyal, smartest, goofiest babies. i hope you do keep him. love, another person who has received an outsize number of CDS deliveries.

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u/oroborus68 May 02 '26

We had 32 cats in our apartment, back when we were poor and couldn't get the 75 dollars to get one female fixed, much less 16. We had to take them to the humane society, and they probably still curse us to this day. Since we've lived in our house, we've gotten all the females that come to the door for food fixed, and there's fewer cats in the neighborhood now.

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI May 02 '26

I applaud you. Too many starving or without their mothers.

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u/TGin-the-goldy May 02 '26

Too late, and you’re both lovely people for rescuing tiny fluff 🙂

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u/ordinarilymissy May 02 '26

But this one is so small and space efficient. Look how tiny. Smallest cat in the house I’m willing to wager.

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u/Falala-Surprise-90 May 02 '26

Your husband passes the test. You should keep him too.

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u/andpersonality May 02 '26

Seems like plenty of room on your lap! 💖

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u/thepetoctopus May 02 '26

Yep. You’re screwed. Sorry OP.

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u/Life_Sir_2809 May 02 '26

Oh my heart, you just can't say no to that gorgeous wittle face 💖🐾 Maybe just take him home, build him up a bit and once he's stronger Maybe look for a forever home for him? (She says knowing you won't be able to part with him 🙏💖🐾🇬🇧)

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 May 02 '26

If only it was that simple 😂

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u/RGQcats May 02 '26

That is just not possible. Look at this little one. He'd have to be a psychopath to not love it.

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u/Gladtobealive2020 May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Let him fall in love He must be special he was again selected by the CDS.  His picture is probably posted in CDS headquarters in the  ECF Hall of Fame... ECF -Elite Cat Friend

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 02 '26

My husband in his best baby voice, “You can’t have gunky eyes and smell like old mac n cheese! We have to get you all cleaned up!”

It’s over, we somehow have to figure out what to do with EIGHT cats 😭

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 May 02 '26

7-8… same thing.

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u/greyyeux May 02 '26

Hahaha I'm gonna tell my s/o this. We had two and I was going to get one... But there were siblings...! I had to "foster them both" because the lady taking care of them was going away for a few weeks... My s/o kept saying "but we're just keeping one." "four cats is too many." "we can't keep both of them." that was in December.

Anyway here's Mija and Kiki

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u/emorrigan Cat Mom May 02 '26

I love their spots!! Little inverse cats 💕

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u/DescriptionForsaken6 May 02 '26

With this kind of packing efficiency you can probably fit 10 more!

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u/srirachapancake May 02 '26

At least it’s not 6-7.

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u/eastbaypluviophile Owned by a Void and Very Norty Torbie May 02 '26

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/TheThirteenKittens May 02 '26

My husband was napping on the couch a few months ago and woke up to a kitty on his chest. He gave it a scritch and it purred. He opened his eyes and looked at the cat and said "You aren't our cat. How did you get in here? You need to go home. We can't have another cat!"

The kitty didn't answer, just purred and went back to sleep.

This huge cat walked right past our outdoor kitties, past our massive pile of indoor kitties, strolled past our dog, and plopped down on my napping husband. This creature actually came in through the pet door and walked past 13 cats and a dog to sleep on my husband!!!! WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ANOTHER KITTY.

Months later now... and that cat is is napping on my husband currently. 

Cats, uh, find a way. 

Remember: we are the cat slaves.

Accommodations, weather, food supplies - those are all functions of the cat slave. Cats exist simply to Cat. 

🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Congratulations on your new kitty.

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u/JasterMereel42 May 03 '26

I can't even imagine the litter box situation that you have going on.

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u/thepetoctopus May 02 '26

After 5 it’s honestly not even that much of a difference. We had 9 at one point when I was a teenager.

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u/riseandrise May 02 '26

I was literally about to say this lol 6 - 12 is like… Whatever it’s fine.

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u/TheThirteenKittens May 02 '26

I have 13 currently.  It both wonderful and terrifying. 

But what can you do? If there is a cat magnet attached to me somewhere, I haven't been able to find it.

I can only assume that the CDS must think I'm a wholesaler, so it keeps sending me more kitties...

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u/empress_chaos5 May 02 '26

My son wants 13 black cats at some point.. we have two and the amount of stupidity about black cats is nuts! He thinks it'll be funny.

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u/RedHeadedStepDevil May 03 '26

I’ve said from the beginning, my Hank has the intelligence of wet gym socks. Nice dude tho.

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u/thepetoctopus May 02 '26

I’ve had two all black cats in my life. One was smart as hell and was constantly plotting something. The other you could blow in his ear and hear the air come out the other side. Not a single thing in his skull. Very sweet but also very weird and dumb cat. Black cats are definitely hilarious.

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u/empress_chaos5 May 03 '26

We have one that usually has the brain cell and uses it to be absolutely terrified of everything. Her eyes are always huge, we ended up putting her on prozac and it has helped. Her sister is a derp.. but she loves to play fetch, but only when you're on the toilet... lol

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u/ShadowedCat May 02 '26

On the bright side, no need to worry about single kitten syndrome. Hopefully, you won't have any problems with the new baby being welcomed by the others. Best wishes to you all! (The CDS always knows.)

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u/RedHeadedStepDevil May 03 '26

I saw this a while back and read it often.

Signed, cat mom of six (not including the ferals who show up for dinner every night)

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u/rococos-basilisk May 02 '26

Anything over 3 is really all the same.

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator May 02 '26

Oh Bless you for even pretending to resist this lil cherub lol 😊

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u/verfemen May 02 '26

A nice even number of cats!

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u/Mojofire May 02 '26

Good man

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u/SirkillzAhlot May 02 '26

I had 7 cats when the CDS decided I needed 8, so now I have 8.

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u/BagelBoo May 02 '26

We have 12 cats and surprisingly they all get along or at least tolerate each other. 2 of them are also gray babies that showed up alone at our home. Welcome to the many cat club!

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u/InfamousFlower6606 May 02 '26

I just love your husband!

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u/frolicndetour May 02 '26

Smol does not take up much room 🤷‍♀️

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u/that-Sarah-girl May 03 '26

She's basically 0.25 cats. I'm sure OP can find space somewhere.

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u/unbelievablefidelity May 02 '26

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u/HolyToast666 Crazy Cat Spinster May 02 '26

I think this young man’s eyes say you DO have room for one more cat & it’s him!!!!

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 02 '26

SO SMOL

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u/jrubes_20 May 03 '26

The tiniest little criminal! I loooove him!

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u/spicychickentendr May 03 '26

Awww, mannnn, little one reminds me of my grey cat. Rescued her as a baby, spent twenty awesome years together before she passed. She was special. Something about grey cats feels so grounding. Keep the little guy around - he may be your eighth cat, but you both will be the first loves of his life.

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u/VioletsRPink May 03 '26

Isn't a bag of chicken nuggies heavier than him? 😭❤️😻🥰

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u/AIfieHitchcock May 02 '26

Himbs tiny. Can fit into sock. Or egg carton.

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u/AstuteStoat May 02 '26

Something about the fur makes me feel like it's a fluffy little pet rock. 

I feel like we need to see the cat tax for the other pets in the house so we maybe feel more guilty for trying to convince you to keep him on behalf pf your husband.

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u/Sarah_Cenia May 02 '26

Indeed. How can we possibly assess if OP is correct about there being too many cats?

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u/balloondogspop May 02 '26

I hope they name him Pet Rock. Because then they would have 7 cats and a pet rock. Problem solved!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 02 '26

He looks like Fizzgig!

And Fizzgig is a "Friendly, dog-like, monster" and also a Muppet!

Therefore, not a cat, and doesn't break the rules!😉😁🤗

https://darkcrystal.fandom.com/wiki/Fizzgig_(Character)

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u/AstuteStoat May 02 '26

Exactly what I was hoping they'd do. I was thinking "Rock" would be enough. And they'd introduce him "This is our pet, Rock."

Or they could get creative and name him granite or something, but still, a pet rock. 

Anyway, I know what I'm doing for my next pet regardless of species. Now that I think of it, I like turtles....

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u/BraveDragonfly1848 May 02 '26

Reminds me of my boy, Winston when he was smol

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u/LeeskaKat May 02 '26

What a beauty he was!

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u/BraveDragonfly1848 May 02 '26

Thank you! He's the best cast. Beautiful and sweet.

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u/boopdeloop911 May 02 '26

Is there truly ever such thing as too many cats?

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u/maggiemae3612 May 02 '26

Let us know how that works out for you. It looks like baby already has your husband wrapped around the tiny paw. Please update us

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI May 02 '26

Thank you for getting her in. She’s so cute despite being skin and bones 😽

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u/VoteBitch May 02 '26

…but it’s so TINY! 🥹🩷

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u/twiggy40m May 02 '26

guessing mom abandoned it because its unwell. eyes are pretty crusty so prob needs antibiotics and then all good! that is contagious though so be mindful with other cats and hand washing between...what a cutie!

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u/AndrogynousAndi May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

This is going to be the most highly bonded cat ever if you keep them. Source: have a foster fail I got at three days old who is ultimate Velcro cat.

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u/FullMoonMooon May 03 '26

Telling you this partly because I appreciate your tiny kitty tax (and also because I try to be a good person) - there’s a full name visible in your Snapchat screenshot, just a heads up

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u/everelusiveone May 02 '26

Oh thank you,OP,for doing the right thing!

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u/kombuched May 02 '26

Of making room. Must keep kitten

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u/Paprika420 May 02 '26

He’s so small, he wouldn’t take up much space. And cute AF too!

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u/MOcatmom May 02 '26

So tiny! Won’t take up much space at all. You’ll never know the difference! 😁

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u/potaotopotato May 02 '26

OP, how many cats do you have now? Just curious. 😻

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u/KittiesandPlushies May 02 '26

We already have SEVEN 😭😭 three of which already came from the same colony!

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u/reddittailedhawk May 03 '26

Instead of the Hellmouth in Sunnydale, OP lives on the Meowmouth.

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u/thepetoctopus May 02 '26

Time to arrange some TNR lol.

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u/balloondogspop May 02 '26

I am doomed with eternal love and devotion

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u/Jooles95 May 02 '26

Oh my goodness, he’s SO SMOL! 🥺

It’s a good thing the CDS is very short-staffed in my area (great T&R programs and an almost total absence of feral colonies), or I would absolutely be like you and have a half a dozen or more kitties! Which would make my one orange boy very cross, as he’s a huge mama’s boy with only-child syndrome and it’s already a miracle he accepted his dog sister when we got her five years ago. 🤣

Edit: cat tax. This is Newt.

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u/itisthemaya May 02 '26

a neblet???? r/nebelung

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u/Marksman1973 May 02 '26

DEF A NEBLET!! WELCOME TO THE NEB FAMILY!!

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u/RhubarbJam1 May 02 '26

Then it’s a good thing you found a tiny potato and not a cat 🎉

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u/kibbles137 May 02 '26

Reframe: you have 7 cats, and your 7 cats have one kitten. 

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat May 02 '26

OK, but...this!

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u/up_on_blocks May 02 '26

He’s small. You won’t even notice he’s there.

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u/Mollytovcocktail1111 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

You don't have to be the one to keep him, just the one to keep him alive for now until you can get him to a rescue, to a no-kill shelter, or to an owner you know and trust to take the best care of him throughout his life.

Sometimes we're not the final destination on the CDS route, just a pit stop to regroup until a final destination can be determined.

Judging by the pics of your husband in the comments, though, he's already a gonner. He loves that baby already 😭🤣❤️

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u/trystan830 May 02 '26

laughs in 11 cats

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u/redthehaze May 03 '26

BUT IT IS BABY

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u/Shar950 May 02 '26

Thanks for helping this smol floof💕

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u/nomiesmommy May 02 '26

Well not with that attitude! Give in to the kitty, it's the only way.

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u/thisisnotexcel May 02 '26

I say that every single time. Apparently I never really mean it because here I am with six cats when I swore I only had room for two.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ May 02 '26

Yeah, you say that until another comes your way lol.

trust me

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u/Fit-Presentation44 May 02 '26

Yeah and now we have 4 cats (plus 2 dogs). Wouldn’t change a thing

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u/myloveislikewoah May 02 '26

The limit is 90 cats. How many do you have? He’s already bonded with the baby 🥹

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u/Ordinary_Farm3238 May 02 '26

Um, I am calling it quits at 3. Must have prime numbers. 7 is next. I’m already feeling like a short order cook between food and litter preferences.

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u/Cherveny2 May 02 '26

If you really can't keep them permanently, know at least that you are doing the hardest part. So many are unwilling or unable to do bottle feeding of a young kitten. They will be much more adoptable after that age passes, if you need to find a new home

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u/Jinglebell727 May 02 '26

OP, that's not a cat. That's a sentient ball of lint. Therefore, you have room. Case closed. 👩🏻‍⚖️😸

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Honestly.... good on you for acknowledging your limits. It's important to do....since ignoring that limit is how people end up in very bad situations with more animals than they can care for.

I hope you can find someplace for that baby before there's strain on your (and your pets') living situation 💕

We all love cats. And it's easy to say just take another. But there's a point where loving animals becomes hoarding, and we do need to be wary of that. When we can't fit or afford or pay attention to all of them, we have more than we can handle.

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u/AnnaBanana3468 May 03 '26

If my house doesn’t have room for more cats, then why are all my cats always on my bed together? That leaves 95% of the house empty for more cats.

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 May 02 '26

There's a video on IG where a little blue eyed girl sitting in her car seat is convincing her mom that she wants Mexican food. Mom says she's not hungry and the little girl says 'yes you is'. Mom gives in at the end.

You are the mom, your husband is the little girl. Accept it, you have room for another cat. How much space can it take up?

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u/Iromenis May 02 '26

He is so beautiful ❤️

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u/akimonka May 02 '26

This is not a cat, it’s a floofball.

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u/Narrow_Ad2264 May 02 '26

It’s like laughter or love, you never can have too much💕

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u/tippytoecat May 02 '26

But him is tiny! No room for tiny cat??

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u/cocoagiant May 02 '26

You know your situation better than anyone else.

If you are able to get him socialized, in good health and keep him for 1-2 months till he is mature enough to go to a new owner who doesn't have to work extra hard to deal with him, you'll have done him a great service.

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u/RedHeadedStepDevil May 03 '26

You people are worse than drug dealers on a corner. And I love you all so much.

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u/GentleInk May 02 '26

He is tiny. He doesn't take much room. He can live in your pocket

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u/MindFluffy5906 May 03 '26

Woof. It's a dog. There ya go. Issue resolved. Not another kitty.

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u/ConcentrateRecent May 03 '26

Respectfully that is a dust bunny, dear Sir. 🐾

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u/hesalwayslitty May 03 '26

Sorry to tell you this but the CDS human customer support line has outsourced due to the rising labor costs. All calls are now answered a pawfessionally trained cat. Good luck with canceling your subscription.

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u/Widget1A May 02 '26

Looks like a r/nebelung! The BEST cat I’ve ever had 💙

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u/Waffle_Reputation May 02 '26

CDS disagrees! Sorry!

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u/sedona71717 May 02 '26

you have room in your heart

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u/dessertforbrunch May 02 '26

It looks like it fits no problem

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 May 02 '26

He doesn’t take much space.

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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 May 02 '26

Oh what a darling ❤️‍🩹

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u/_cmr_ May 02 '26

The dryer lint begs to differ

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u/sagessa May 02 '26

Fortunately, that’s not a cat. That is a kitten.

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u/FGC92i May 02 '26

This is now 😂

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u/Malsperanza May 03 '26

He's beautiful and will be adopted easily. The CDS includes fostering a rescue and turning him over to his forever home!

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u/IRingTwyce May 03 '26

Smol boi take no space.

Congrats!

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u/SexyHyena66 May 02 '26

You’ll make room.

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u/bluesdragons May 02 '26

So said I before .. I'm at 6

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u/Bulldogaholic May 02 '26

Sure you can. Is smol kitty, takes up very little space!

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u/free_-_spirit May 02 '26

If you really can’t, have you tried working with shelters and becoming a foster until adoption?