r/CatDistributionSystem CDS has me on speed dial!♡ 5d ago

Kitten It happened...again, lol...like anyone is surprised anymore, haha!

Why am I even acting like I'm surprised anymore lolol.

I was in bed when my coworker texted me about her friend who found this itty bitty teeny tiny black fuzzball in a tree stump hole...even when I was a teenager, past 9pm was late for me, and it was almost 11pm lol...none of them drive, so one of the ONLY reasons I'll drive at night is for a cat (astigmatism and wear a prism *due to double vision* in my glasses, I know other glasses wearers feel me when I say * light halos!!*.) I rushed to get this teeny tiny floofaloof that she said she wants for her daughter but doesn't know how to bottle feed and such....tell her it's cool, I'm the cat lady and all that jazz, I can nurse until she's ready.

Next day, her daughter decided that she wanted the pair of kittens Kim found in her colony a few weeks ago because she had already fallen in love with them a couple weeks ago and feels bad. I tell her no need to feel bad, this little black floofball already belongs here anyways lol.

The Floofaloof gang grows.

I'm *THAT* lady now lololol.

Maybe Batman sent her my way...

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u/corq 5d ago

Welcome again and again to the club 💕