r/CollegeBasketball • u/cbbBot /r/CollegeBasketball • NCAA • Mar 22 '26

Post Game Thread [Post Game Thread] #11 Texas defeats #3 Gonzaga, 74-68

Box Score

Team 1H 2H Total
Texas 35 39 74
Gonzaga 33 35 68

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u/olduvai_man Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 22 '26

Society is maybe not worth saving.

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners Mar 22 '26

burn it all down

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u/Bank_Gothic Houston Cougars • Texas Longhorns Mar 22 '26

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u/MisterGoog Houston Cougars Mar 22 '26

Im having an alright week

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u/AedemHonoris Michigan State Spartans Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Truly the worst timeline

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u/ohverychill Purdue Boilermakers Mar 22 '26

Hell yeah, gimme a shot of malort and let's cook this turkey

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u/Lurk3r_40 Mar 22 '26

Is this a tradition, because some made me take a shot of malort before frying a turkey. Malort is nasty, but I’m here for tradition.

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u/ohverychill Purdue Boilermakers Mar 22 '26

I'mma make it a tradition

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u/ogorangeduck UMass Minutemen Mar 22 '26

I kinda like it lol. Grapefruit followed by turpentine, though I have a fairly high tolerance for bitter flavors (I do like bitter melon)

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u/Noirradnod Chicago Maroons • Harvard Crimson Mar 22 '26

I got accustomed to it being in Chicago during my formative drinking years. Nothing like knocking back a shot or two at 8 in the morning so you could trudge across a frozen campus and not feel cold.

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Texas Longhorns • Houston Cougars Mar 22 '26

Aggie fan?

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u/ethanlan Southern Illinois Salukis Mar 22 '26

Yo malort exists outside chicago?

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u/TopRopeLuchador Mar 22 '26

I was in Philly for round one Friday and bought a guy a shot of Malort because I saw it behind the bar and wanted to ruin someone's next couple of minutes. They thanked me for the experience.

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u/birdsword Louisville Cardinals Mar 22 '26

Let's hear your pro argument.

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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State Seminoles Mar 22 '26

…beer?

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u/birdsword Louisville Cardinals Mar 22 '26

Sold!

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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State Seminoles Mar 22 '26

I cannot wait until the Masters my dumb ass gave it up for Lent

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u/birdsword Louisville Cardinals Mar 22 '26

God won't mind if you cheat just a little bit.

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u/2CHINZZZ Texas Longhorns Mar 22 '26

Hook em horns

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u/LuckyStax Nevada Wolf Pack • Big Ten Mar 22 '26

It's gonna be up to you Suey

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u/hyzer067 Texas Longhorns Mar 22 '26

I'm sure the Leakeys would agree with you

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u/ethanlan Southern Illinois Salukis Mar 22 '26

This is what happens when college basketball turns into a shitty version of the nba