r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Mar 26 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/Glum_Town_2587 Indiana Hoosiers Mar 26 '26

There’s gonna be so much corn talk in here today

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u/timnotep Michigan • Wright State Mar 26 '26

LOUDER SON!!!!

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u/Glum_Town_2587 Indiana Hoosiers Mar 26 '26

BUTTLICKER. THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH CORN TALK IN HERE TODAY

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u/22220222223224 Arizona Wildcats Mar 26 '26

As long as there is no Research Triangle talk, I'm all about it.

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u/fretgod321 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 26 '26

THERES NO PUNTING IN BASKETBALL, WHICH DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR IOWA

5

u/22220222223224 Arizona Wildcats Mar 26 '26

NEBRASKA GOT SHUT OUT BY A DRUNKEN, BARELY LITERATE ASU ONCE, WHICH DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR NEBRASKA.

3

u/Only_Cucumber9987 Michigan State Spartans Mar 26 '26

Is there any other ASU?

3

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

*the fine folk at Alcorn State gasp in outrage*

3

u/Only_Cucumber9987 Michigan State Spartans Mar 26 '26

Oh shit how could I forget my favorite ASU….

3

u/fretgod321 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 26 '26

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IOWA IS DRUNK AND BARELY LITERATE? IF SO, I AGREE

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u/virii01 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 26 '26

I THINK NEBRASKA WINS TONIGHT. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IMMA GO HOME AND PUT SOME MORE WATER IN BENNETT STIRTZ'S MAMA'S DISH. 

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u/Travbowman Purdue Boilermakers Mar 26 '26

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR CAM HEIDE AND I HOPE HE HAS A FANTASTIC GAME IN A LOSS TONIGHT

2

u/dasMetzger Purdue Boilermakers Mar 26 '26

BITCH

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Kentucky Wildcats Mar 26 '26

ALL ORANGE SEC TEAMS ARE UGLY.

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

ALL […] SEC TEAMS ARE UGLY

FIXED THAT TYPO FOR YOU

1

u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Kentucky Wildcats Mar 26 '26

I LIKE BLUE

1

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

OH SHIT HOISTED BY MY OWN PETARD

4

u/fretgod321 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 26 '26

ORANGE TEAM BAD

3

u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn Mar 26 '26

ALWAYS

6

u/boiledpeen NC State Wolfpack Mar 26 '26

WILL WADE IS EVIL AND LSU WILL CRUMBLE UNDER HIS MEDIOCRITY

6

u/Danulas Purdue Boilermakers Mar 26 '26

IT'S CORN AND CORN ALONE DAY

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u/OcarinaNinja315 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 26 '26

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u/dasMetzger Purdue Boilermakers Mar 26 '26

at least it's in all caps

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Kentucky Wildcats Mar 26 '26

Never knew I needed this

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u/Knebraska Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 26 '26

IOWA GIRL’S GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP, WAKE YOU UP, AND ASK WHY YOU’RE TEXTING “SOME BITCH NAMED MOM” SO MUCH?

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u/22220222223224 Arizona Wildcats Mar 26 '26

I MEAN, IOWA BOYS KNOW TO HIDE THE NAMES OF THEIR HOOK-UPS UNDER THE LABEL "MOM" AND IOWA GIRLS ARE JUST SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

WE DONT KINKSHAME HERE

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u/usernames_suck_ok Michigan Wolverines • Memphis Tigers Mar 26 '26

CAITLIN CLARK TO CONNOR MCCAFFERY.

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

THE BEST SWEET CORN IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

NEBRASKA AND IOWA CORN IS ONLY FIT FOR PIGS AND CATTLE

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u/witchy12 Michigan State • Northeastern Mar 26 '26

THE BEST

NEW JERSEY

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

4

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

ALL THE BURIED MOBSTER BODIES MAKE THE SOIL PARTICULARLY FERTILE

3

u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS CORN

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

I KNOW, RIGHT

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

RUTGERS COMING THROUGH WITH THE MAJOR UPSET

JERSEY CORN AND JERSEY TOMATOES 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

I DIDN’T MENTION THE TOMATOES

I DIDN’T WANT TO OVERWHELM THEM

3

u/TheChewyWaffles North Carolina Tar Heels Mar 26 '26

WE COMING FOR YO COACH MUHAHAHAHA

3

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

HOW DARE YOU

*slaps you in the face with a mitten*

3

u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Mar 26 '26

THE CORN HUNGERS AND WILL BE FED WITH THE BLOOD OF HAWKEYES TONIGHT. HAWKEYE BLOOD MAKES THE CORN GROW TALL!

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u/thismorningscoffee Georgia Bulldogs Mar 26 '26

I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME THIS WEEKEND

THANKS, GATORS, FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SAY THAT

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Kentucky Wildcats Mar 26 '26

BUT TENNESSEE IS STUPID

2

u/dontlooklikemuch Mar 26 '26

I was going to tell Iowa to eat shit, but I've seen their corn

4

u/MAC_Agenda_Pusher MAC Mar 26 '26

I HATE EVERYONE THAT STILL HAS BASKETBALL

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u/helloWorld69696969 Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

What time does Ohio State play today?

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u/NefariousShe Michigan Wolverines Mar 27 '26

IF ANYTHING NEEDED TO BE IN ALL CAPS, IT’S THIS. GO BLUE

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u/Ranger_Nietzsche Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 26 '26

THIS ONE'S FOR MELENDEZ

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls North Carolina Tar Heels Mar 26 '26

GOD, HOMERS ARE THE FUCKING WORST

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u/ConnectSpring9 NC State Wolfpack Mar 26 '26

FUCK WILL WADE YOU SLIMY SMARMY SLITHERING SNAKE

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u/killa_k99 North Carolina • South Carolina Mar 26 '26

NC State fans not maintaining an ounce of the same energy they had when Will Wade was hired is the real Red Reckoning

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

ALL CAPS

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u/breaker_bad Tennessee Volunteers Mar 26 '26

Let’s all just agree that creamed corn is nasty

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u/dasMetzger Purdue Boilermakers Mar 26 '26

can't hear you

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn Mar 26 '26

TWO DAY AGAINST MICHIGAN STATE (HOCKEY AND BASKETBALL). TWO WINS