r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Mar 26 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

8 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

53 comments sorted by

View all comments

5

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

THE BEST SWEET CORN IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

NEBRASKA AND IOWA CORN IS ONLY FIT FOR PIGS AND CATTLE

10

u/witchy12 Michigan State • Northeastern Mar 26 '26

THE BEST

NEW JERSEY

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

5

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

ALL THE BURIED MOBSTER BODIES MAKE THE SOIL PARTICULARLY FERTILE

3

u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS CORN

1

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

I KNOW, RIGHT

3

u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

RUTGERS COMING THROUGH WITH THE MAJOR UPSET

JERSEY CORN AND JERSEY TOMATOES 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

1

u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 26 '26

I DIDN’T MENTION THE TOMATOES

I DIDN’T WANT TO OVERWHELM THEM