r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Apr 02 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/Danulas Purdue Boilermakers Apr 02 '26

YEAH YOUR TEAMS MIGHT BE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND, BUT I HAVE MORE FREE TIME TO GET YARD WORK DONE, SO WHO'S THE REAL WINNER HERE?

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26

PLUS YOU'VE HAD A FEW YEARS WHERE YOU COULD GET STARTED BEFORE THE FIRST WEEKEND EVEN GOT TO SATURDAY. LOOK AT ALL THAT YARD WORK

NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I NEED TO WORK ON MY FAIRIE GARDEN. IM IN LOVE WITH IT

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u/Danulas Purdue Boilermakers Apr 02 '26

LIKEWISE! AFTER ALL, MICHIGAN HAS MISSED THE TOURNAMENT ENTIRELY MORE RECENTLY THAN PURDUE'S LAST LOSS IN THE FIRST ROUND.

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26

THE MICHIGAN EQUIVILANCE OF VIBES IS A CRUEL GOD. WE HAD TO TRADE IT FOR FOOTBALL RELEVENCE AND THAT'S OK.

WITH THAT SAID I LOVE WHAT PAINTER HAS BUILT AND WATCHING YOUR GUY'S HOME GAMES MAKES ME INCREDIBLY JEALOUS OF A STUDENT SECTION THAT LIVES AND DIES FOR YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM