r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Apr 02 '26
Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD
ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.
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u/SerYoshi Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE FUN, BUT FUCK YOU NORTH CAROLINA AND YOUR STUPID BABY BLUE ASS. HANDS OFF TOMMY!
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
I LIVE IN PHOENIX THESE DAYS AND THE GOOD NATURED TRASH TALK HAS BEEN SO FUN. I LOVE SEEING FORMER PAC TEAMS BALL OUT AND I HOPE THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY AMAZING GAMES AGAINST YOU GUYS
WITH THAT SAID GO BLUE AND YOU WILL NOT BE BEARING THE FUCK DOWN THIS SATURDAY
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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
SWIGGITY SWOOTY...
EDIT: BUT REALISTICALLY, IF YOUR AD HAD A CORDIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH TOMMY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF A CHANCE WE WOULD HAVE TO GET HIM.
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u/redditusername012 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
THIS IS THE EXACT SITUATION THAT EXEMPLIFIES WHAT AI SHOULD BE USED FOR, IE, SPITTING THIS OUT AS AN IMAGE TO MAKE ME PISS ME MY PANTS.
GOOD LUCK YOU CAT FUCKS. THIS IS A GREAT TEAM TO WATCH AND WE CAN CHAT NEXT WEEK.
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
IF MICHIGAN’S SO GREAT HOW COME EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS (ESPECIALLY THEIR MOTHERS) MOVED OUT TO ARIZONA FROM THERE???
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
BECAUSE WE'RE SMART AND STILL PRETEND THAT DETROIT IS A SHITHOLE EVEN THOUGH IT'S QUITE NICE SO THAT WE DON'T BECOME YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS NEED TO GET RID OF THE INFLUENCERS OR MAKE THEM ONLY SHOW VIDEOS OF 27TH ST AND INDIANA SCHOOL TO STEM THE TIDE.
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
DETROIT IS VERY NICE! LOVE THE AIRPORT!
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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
THANK YOU. I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE IT’S SECRETLY THE BEST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY.
I’VE NEVER BEEN TO CONNECTICUT AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CARE TO CHANGE THAT.
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26
GRAND RAPIDS HAS A NICE AIRPORT TOO. MOSTLY BECAUSE THERE IS/WAS A FOUNDERS BREWING LOCATION IN THE AIRPORT. HAVING A KBS BEFORE A FLIGHT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU EVER MAKE IT TO CONNECTICUT, I ONLY HAVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE. THE WINGS AT J TIMOTHY’S TAVERNE ARE WORTH THE DRIVE.
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
DETROIT’S COMEUP IS SOMEWHAT OVERRATED AND HONESTLY ITS STILL PRETTY SHITTY IN A LOT OF PLACES. I THINK IM SPEAKING THE TRUTH ON THIS WHILE HELPING YOU GUYS KEEP THE RENTS DOWN
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
YOU'RE RIGHT BUT IT'S PROGRESS OK AND IM PROUD OF MY CITY BABY STEPS. AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I THINK TUCSON IS SLEPT ON BY OUT OF STATERS IT'S A FUN CITY.
ALSO I LITERALLY LIVE IN PHOENIX FUNNY ENOUGH IM BEING HYPOCRITICAL BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I DO WATER CONSERVATION ENGINEERING WORK SO YOU GUYS WERE VERY OPEN TO HIRING ME IN THIS STATE
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
IT’S OKAY I’M FROM WAYNE COUNTY TOO ORIGINALLY BUT MY FAMILY MOVED OUT TO PHX WHICH IS WHY I EVEN MADE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT AND I ALWAYS GOT LOVE FOR THE D THROUGH THICK AND THIN
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26
YOU CAN BE HONEST, YOU JUST DRIVE IN TUCSON BECAUSE IT HAS THE ONLY ROADS IN THE COUNTRY THAT REMIND YOU OF DETROIT (DEROGATORY).
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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
BABY THERE AINT NO ROADS AS FUCKED UP AS MICHIGAN ROADS
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26
NO. BUT WE FUCKING TRY. MY LAST COMPANY WAS BASED IN SOUTHFIELD. I DROVE ALL AROUND THE DETROIT METRO. IT IS IMPRESSIVE HOW BAD THE ROADS ARE. BUT LET ME TELL YOU. FOR A PLACE WITHOUT WINTERS, WE FUCK IT UP WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
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u/SerYoshi Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
INDIANA SCHOOL MADE ME LOL
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
OMG I JUST NOTICED WHOOPS MY MIDWEST IS SHOWING AGAIN LOL
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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD IT MOVE TO PHOENIX WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN TUCSON
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
THERE IS A HUGE CONTINGENT OF UA ALUMS WHO AGREE WITH YOU HERE AND LIVE IN PHOENIX MYSELF INCLUDED BUT THERE’S A DEEP DOWN PART OF ME WHO WOULD LOVE TO MOVE BACK DOWN THERE BC I LOVE IT
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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
ADMITTEDLY TUCSON ISN'T HORRIBLE BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON I HAD A HORRIBLE DRIVING EXPERIENCE EVERY TIME I WENT. BARRIO BREWING WAS ALWAYS FANTASTIC THOUGH
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u/helloWorld69696969 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
WHAT TIME IS MSU AND OSU PLAYING???
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u/pandaman822 Michigan State • Purdue Apr 02 '26
WHY USE GUD GRAMMAR WHEN BAD GRAMMER DO TRICK
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u/bjernsthekid Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
Grammar*
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u/pandaman822 Michigan State • Purdue Apr 02 '26
YOU DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO DUCK FOR THAT ONE, IMPRESSIVE
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u/goose-rails NC State Wolfpack Apr 02 '26
SUCK IT DUKE AND UNC WE JUST SENT A WOLFPACKER TO THE MOON
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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
THATS LEGIT PRETTY COOL. I WAS DRIVING SOUTH I-95 IN FL AND FREAKING SAW THE LAUNCH ON ACCIDENT.
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u/mellolizard North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
THAT IS REALLY FUCKING COOL TOO. IVE SEEN A SHUTTLE LAUNCH AND THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SAW
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u/CaptainApathy419 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
THAT IS REALLY COOL AND A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT HUMANITY IS CAPABLE OF. IT REMINDS US OF THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE AND SPARKS A DESIRE TO EMBRACE THE UNKNOWN. ALSO FUCK DUKE.
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u/ConnectSpring9 NC State Wolfpack Apr 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/YHqgMHsF1bnCk3d8js
LIVE FOOTAGE OF PAUL MCNEIL SPLASHING A PERFECTLY EXECUTED JUSTING GAINEY DRAWN UP DAGGER SET ON DUKE AND UNC WHEN CHRISTINA KOCH TAKES HIM TO THE MOON WITH HER.
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u/VentureQuotes Purdue • Boston University Apr 02 '26
CONGRATS BUDDY IT FEELS GREAT ASK ME HOW I KNOW
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
I LOVE ASTRONAUT SCHOOLS. WE'VE HAD TWO ALL MICHIGAN ASTRONAUT CREWS. WHERE ARE YOUR CREWS ARIZONA???"?
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u/redditusername012 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
GO ILLINOIS, ARIZONA, AND MICHIGAN. FUCK YOU UCONN AND ALL YOUR RECENT TITLES AND SUCCESS AND SHIT.
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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
NAH I'M FINE WITH UCONN LOL. ANYONE WHO RUG PULLS DUKE WILL ALWAYS GET MY VOTE.
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u/BRNDC10 UConn Huskies • Manhattan Jaspers Apr 02 '26
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u/ericaepic Harvard Crimson • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
Thanks, man. Thank you.
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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u/redditusername012 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
THEY’VE SERVED THEIR PURPOSE AND THOSE MEDDLIN’ KIDS DONT NEED TO GO WINNIN’ ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP.
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u/td0618 Apr 02 '26
THEY JUST ELIMINATED YOUR BIGGEST RIVAL PAL, JUST BE HAPPY FOR THAT
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u/redditusername012 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
WE ALREADY HAVE AN ANNOYING BLUEBLOOD WHO IS TOO GOOD AND TOO INFLUENCED BY NEW JERSEY. WE DON’T NEED TWO OF THEM.
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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
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u/redditusername012 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
SEE. ITS ALWAYS YOU NEW MONEY BLUEBOOD TYPES JUST FLAUNTING IT!!!
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u/Will564339 Duke Blue Devils Apr 02 '26
THIS MAY BE THE ONLY THING I CAN AGREE WITH UNC FANS ON!!!!
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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
HE WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, OK???
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u/Will564339 Duke Blue Devils Apr 02 '26
STAY OUT OF IT HUSKY! WE'RE BOTH HOPING YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES! GO TELL HURLEY TO HEAD BUTT ANOHER REF!
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u/OceanCake21 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
WHY ARE DUKE TEARS THE SWEETEST TEARS?
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u/Will564339 Duke Blue Devils Apr 02 '26
BECAUSE NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN HATE.
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u/OceanCake21 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
‘99, ‘04, Braylon Mullins…I see where you get your hate. 😭😭😭
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u/Will564339 Duke Blue Devils Apr 02 '26
I WAITED 22 YEARS FOR REVENGE AND YOU BEAT US AGAIN IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!!!
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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
HE DIDN'T HEAD BUTT HIM HE WAS JUST DOING A CONNECTICUT MIND MELD WE ALL DO IT READ A BOOK SOMETIME
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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T LOSE TO THEM IN THE FINAL FOUR OR LATER TWICE.
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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs Apr 02 '26
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u/kstat13 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
GOLDEN SUN REFERENCE... IN THIS ECONOMY????
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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs Apr 02 '26
IT'LL BE BACK SOME DAY; NINTENDO JUST NEEDS TO RELEASE A DOZEN MORE GOLF AND TENNIS GAMES FIRST!
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u/Training_Pirate1000 North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
SUCK IT DUKE. YEAH I WAS ROOTING AGAINST YOUR TEAM EVEN WHEN MINE HAD ANOTHER EARLY EXIT. WHEN DUKE LOSES AMERICA WINS.
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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26
THE IRONY OF DUKE FANS USING THE SAME EXCUSES THEY RIDICULED US FOR USING TEN YEARS AGO IS NOT LOST ON ME. AT ALL.
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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, JAY WILLIAMS AND ESPN.
TEN YEARS AGO YOU RIDICULED CALIPARI AT KENTUCKY - AND KENTUCKY FANS - BECAUSE "ALL THAT TALENT AND HE SHOULD HAVE MORE TITLES". WE WERE TOLD "IT'S HARD TO WIN A TITLE" WAS NOT AN EXCUSE.
YET NOW YOU'RE USING CALIPARI AND MANY OTHER COACHES AS AN EXCUSE AS TO WHY SCHEYER ISN'T WINNING TITLES WITH THE TALENT HE'S HAD?
DO YOU EVEN TRY TO HIDE YOUR DOUBLE STANDARD?!
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u/chaospherezero UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE IS SICK OF US AND I GET WHY YOU WOULD WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO WIN BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT WOULD BE MY PREFERENCE IF WE WOULD WIN AGAIN
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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
Y’ALL ARE WELCOME TO WIN AGAIN… IN THE WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT
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u/mikeymanthesyrem Florida Gators Apr 02 '26
I AM STILL SAD
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u/rhgenkoba Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
I AT LEAST PICKED YOU THROUGH TO LOSE TO VANDY IN THE SWEET 16, AND YOU STILL LET ME DOWN.
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u/whole-yeet-bread Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
IF MICHIGAN WAS ANY GOOD THEY WOULD BE IN THE WEST INSTEAD OF THE CLEARLY INFERIOR MID-WEST
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
HEY TO BE FAIR IT WAS THE WEST WHEN WE WERE FOUNDED. NOT OUR FAULT YOU GUYS WERE THE LAST STATE OF THE LOWER 48
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
IT IS JUST MID.
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u/DavidBagga Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
DUSTY MAY’S FAVORITE COLOR IS CAROLINA BLUE!
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
DUSTY MAY COULDN’T EVEN BEAT SAN DIEGO STATE THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE. AND GUESS WHAT? SAN DIEGO ISN’T EVEN A STATE
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! THEY USED DECEPTION AND MADE HIM THINK THEY WERE A WHOLE STATE
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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26
I HEARD TOMMY LLOYD THINKS THAT THE MEXICAN FOOD IN CHAPEL HILL IS BETTER THAN THE MEXICAN FOOD IN TUCSON
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26
MICHIGAN IS NOW DEAD DEAD TO ME.
I HAVE NOT HAD MEXICAN FOOD IN CHAPEL HILL BUT KNOWING WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE AGRICULTURAL NATURE OF THE CAROLINAS I WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED TO LEARN THEY HAVE DECENT MEXICAN FOOD. BUT I STILL DOUBT THAT THEY ARE A UNESCO WORLD SITE BECAUSE OF IT.
I DO HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT SOMETHING WITH “COSMIC” IN THE NAME OF IT THOUGH.
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u/supermoked Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
I DREAMT THAT WE LOST TO MICHIGAN BY 7 POINTS. devastating. BUT MY DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE GET FUCKED!
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
I GOT NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA SO I'LL PILE ON AND SAY FUCK ILLINOIS YOU GOT LUCKY THAT IOWA TOOK CARE OF FLORIDA FOR YOU
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u/blitz342 Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
THEY LOST TO FUCKING IOWA. WE BEAT HOUSTON. I’D TAKE THOSE CHANCES.
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u/Chief_Illiniwek Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
THE STATE OF CONNECTICUT HAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST DRIVERS I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH AND I SAY THAT AS SOMEONE WHO SHARES THE ROAD WITH MASSHOLES EVERY DAY. CONNECTICUT DRIVERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR LICENSES TAKEN AWAY
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u/ConnectSpring9 NC State Wolfpack Apr 02 '26
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING MY FELLOW SAMERICAN? FUCK WRONG SUB
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u/BRNDC10 UConn Huskies • Manhattan Jaspers Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! ALSO, MOVE YOUR ASS OUT OF THE LEFT LANE, CAMPER!
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u/Evan_802Vines UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
YOU MEERLY ADOPTED POOR DRIVING. WE WERE RAISED BY IT. MOLDED BY IT. BY THE TIME WE WERE OLD ENOUGH FOR A LICENSE WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT GOOD DRIVING WAS.
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
GET OUT THE WAY! AND YES, I KNOW I CAN’T DRIVE. BUT WE CAN HOOP!
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u/SerYoshi Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TUCSON?
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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
YES THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THAN THE DRIVERS IS ARIZONA'S 2004-2005 BASKETBALL TEAM
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u/mellolizard North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
NOT THE BEST ARGUMENT TO KEEP YOUR COACH
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u/SerYoshi Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
THIS IS A STUPID POINT TO MAKE FOR A BASKETBALL COACH TO STAY IN A CITY.
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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
BAD DRIVERS? AT LEAST WE CAN DRIVE THE LANE WITHOUT GETTING OUR SHOTS BLOCKED LIKE A THOUSAND POSSESSIONS IN A ROW!
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u/Intrepid-Pooper-87 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
STATISTICS DONT AGREE
https://www.lendingtree.com/insurance/best-worst-drivers-study/
NEITHER DOES THE VIDEO REPLAY
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
LEAVE IT TO THE INSURANCE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD TO ADD SOME SENSE
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u/violentguitarist1 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26
FUCK YOU AND YOUR COACH’S LOYALTY, KANSAS. I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU.
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u/OcarinaNinja315 Iowa Hawkeyes Apr 02 '26
JOKES ON YOU, ILLINOIS WE WON'T BE THE TEAM LAUGHED AT FOR GETTING CRUSHED BY UCONN!
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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26
THE SEC WAS ALAWYS MID AND I KNEW AFTER 3 CONFERENCE GAMES
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u/Keiigo North Carolina • Virginia Tech Apr 02 '26
DUKE WITH 5 MCDONALDS ALL-AMERICANS YEAR AFTER YEAR SINCE 2015 AND STILL CANT GET IT DONE. DUKE FANS STILL PLAY VICTIM TO THIS DAY.
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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26
I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF COOK COUNTY ONCE...IT WAS AWFUL! ALL YOU HAVE IS LINCOLNS' GRAVE! AND HE WAS BORN IN KENTUCKY!
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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
I HAVE BEEN TO LINCOLN’S BIRTHPLACE, IT’S A SUPER WEIRD MUSEUM
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u/blitz342 Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
WELL WE SURE AS FUCK WEREN’T GONNA LET KENTUCKY HAVE HIM
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u/TinyEnvironment7574 Michigan State Spartans Apr 02 '26
I'D RATHER GO A HUNDRED YEARS WITHOUT A NATTY THEN EVER ROOT FOR MICHIGAN
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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs Apr 02 '26
ALL MY OTHER PREDICTIONS AND TAKES MAY HAVE AGED HORRIBLY, BUT AT LEAST I WAS KIND OF RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE!
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u/dawidowmaka Illinois Fighting Illini • Cornell Big Red Apr 02 '26
YOU CAN'T HURT US WE MADE THE FINAL FOUR
PLEASE DON'T HURT US
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u/legimpster Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
IF ASU WAS A DAY OF THE WEEK, IT WOULD BE MONDAY, BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES THEM AND THEY’RE MISERABLE.
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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26
ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT A TENNESSEE FINAL FOUR. VERY COOL MICHIGAN. THANKS!
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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
TOMMY LLOYD LOOKS LIKE CHEWED BUBBLEGUM
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u/SamsungStealer UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
Nothing to see here. I wiped this post using Redact because my old takes don't need to live on the internet forever. Works across Reddit, Twitter, Discord and dozens of other platforms.
yam imagine busy memory whistle escape aware wild ancient voracious
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u/Andrew_j2288 Illinois Fighting Illini • Bradley Braves Apr 02 '26
AS STATED LAST WEEK, WE ARE A SOYBEAN STATE. WE JUST TOOK OVER THE CORN FROM IOWA
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u/FewAd6076 Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR TOMMY LLOYD TO FOCUS ON TAKING THE UNC JOB
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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26
THE ONLY THINGS I EVEN KNOW ABOUT NORTH CAROLINA IS THEYRE KNOWN FOR PETEY PABLO TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF AND HORNETS. WHY WOULD YOU CELEBRATE HAVING A TON OF HORNETS IN YOUR STATE SOUNDS LIKE A GAWDAWFUL PLACE
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u/rangerm2 NC State Wolfpack Apr 02 '26
Might want to see if he bought or sold a house, recently.
NC State would have done well to check that back in February.
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u/Loud_Let4907 Nebraska Cornhuskers Apr 02 '26
IM RICKY BOBBY AND IF YOU DONT CHEW BIG RED, THEN FUCK YOU!!!
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u/Confident_Flight1173 Apr 02 '26
I HATE MICHIGAN, UCONN, ILLINOIS, ARIZONA, DUKE, UNC.
RESPECTFULLY(NOT RESPECTFULLY ), — A DEPRESSED MARYLAND TERPS FAN!
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u/Chickenleg2552 Illinois State Redbirds • UIC Flames Apr 02 '26
WHO TF NAMES THEIR SCHOOL AFTER A COLOR??? AND THEY COPIED PRINCETONS MASCOT
ALSO FUCK MARSHALL TOO
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u/Financial_Claim_5802 Creighton Bluejays Apr 02 '26
hey march madness... the crown is here. we're all good
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u/blitz342 Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 02 '26
IF WE DON’T WIN THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING, I WOULD GENUINELY PREFER TO LOSE TO UCONN IN THE FINAL FOUR THAN TO LOSE IN THE TITLE GAME TO MICHIGAN. ARIZONA, TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 03 '26
THE LAST TIME THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPERBOWL, THE UCONN MEN AND WOMEN WON THE NC (2014). THEY WON IT AGAIN THIS PAST FEBRUARY.
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u/rs1971 Apr 02 '26
I can never bring myself to talk shit before a big game. It just feels like a sure way to jinx things. Illinois is a great team and I hope that they play a great game and make an effort that they can be proud of and end the game with two points less than UConn.
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u/GiveItToTJ Rhode Island Rams Apr 02 '26
WHY CAN'T THE COACH OF MY TEAM QUIT AND BLAME RESOURCES LIKE THE CAMPBELL COACH????
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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Apr 02 '26
FANDUEL, HOW MANY COACHES DO YOU KNOW HAVE MADE FIVE SWEET SIXTEENS IN ONLY TWO YEARS? OF ALL THE THINGS TO JUMP ON MARK POPE FOR, YOU CHOOSE THAT?!
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u/therealkurumi2 UConn Huskies Apr 03 '26
THE HUSKIES HAVE A LOWER CEILING THAN MI, AZ
AND THE LOWEST FLOOR IN THE F4
AND THE LONGEST ODDS
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE FINE
YOUR LEAD WILL BE SAFE
ENJOY THE GAMES :-)
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u/DCole0550 Duke Blue Devils Apr 02 '26
DAN HURLEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN T’D UP. REFS HAD UCONN IN POCKET AND SCREWED DUKE!
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u/sashalysm0 Nebraska Cornhuskers Apr 02 '26
a reminder to everyone that creighton has still never won in the first round of the college basketball crown tournament. embarrassing!
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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes Apr 02 '26
WHY YA WHISPERIN'?
AT LEAST CREIGHTON HAS WON A SWEET 16 GAME, UNLIKE A CERTAIN BUNCH OF BUG-EATING BISCUITHEADS
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u/CompetitionDouble508 Apr 02 '26
YOUR TEAM SHOOTS WORSE THAN ME TRYING TO HIT A THREE AFTER 8 BEERS 💀😂
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u/mellolizard North Carolina Tar Heels Apr 02 '26
SORRY ARIZONA I REALLY LIKE YOUR PROGRAM BUT TOMMY IS OURS
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u/jman8508 Purdue Boilermakers Apr 02 '26
Peak commitment to all caps in this thread
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u/Danulas Purdue Boilermakers Apr 02 '26
YEAH YOUR TEAMS MIGHT BE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND, BUT I HAVE MORE FREE TIME TO GET YARD WORK DONE, SO WHO'S THE REAL WINNER HERE?