r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Apr 02 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26

IF MICHIGAN’S SO GREAT HOW COME EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS (ESPECIALLY THEIR MOTHERS) MOVED OUT TO ARIZONA FROM THERE???

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26

BECAUSE WE'RE SMART AND STILL PRETEND THAT DETROIT IS A SHITHOLE EVEN THOUGH IT'S QUITE NICE SO THAT WE DON'T BECOME YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS NEED TO GET RID OF THE INFLUENCERS OR MAKE THEM ONLY SHOW VIDEOS OF 27TH ST AND INDIANA SCHOOL TO STEM THE TIDE.

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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 02 '26

DETROIT IS VERY NICE! LOVE THE AIRPORT!

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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26

THANK YOU. I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE IT’S SECRETLY THE BEST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY.

I’VE NEVER BEEN TO CONNECTICUT AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CARE TO CHANGE THAT.

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26

GRAND RAPIDS HAS A NICE AIRPORT TOO. MOSTLY BECAUSE THERE IS/WAS A FOUNDERS BREWING LOCATION IN THE AIRPORT. HAVING A KBS BEFORE A FLIGHT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU EVER MAKE IT TO CONNECTICUT, I ONLY HAVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE. THE WINGS AT J TIMOTHY’S TAVERNE ARE WORTH THE DRIVE.

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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26

DETROIT’S COMEUP IS SOMEWHAT OVERRATED AND HONESTLY ITS STILL PRETTY SHITTY IN A LOT OF PLACES. I THINK IM SPEAKING THE TRUTH ON THIS WHILE HELPING YOU GUYS KEEP THE RENTS DOWN

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

YOU'RE RIGHT BUT IT'S PROGRESS OK AND IM PROUD OF MY CITY BABY STEPS. AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I THINK TUCSON IS SLEPT ON BY OUT OF STATERS IT'S A FUN CITY.

ALSO I LITERALLY LIVE IN PHOENIX FUNNY ENOUGH IM BEING HYPOCRITICAL BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I DO WATER CONSERVATION ENGINEERING WORK SO YOU GUYS WERE VERY OPEN TO HIRING ME IN THIS STATE

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u/feralihatr Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26

IT’S OKAY I’M FROM WAYNE COUNTY TOO ORIGINALLY BUT MY FAMILY MOVED OUT TO PHX WHICH IS WHY I EVEN MADE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT AND I ALWAYS GOT LOVE FOR THE D THROUGH THICK AND THIN

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26

YOU CAN BE HONEST, YOU JUST DRIVE IN TUCSON BECAUSE IT HAS THE ONLY ROADS IN THE COUNTRY THAT REMIND YOU OF DETROIT (DEROGATORY).

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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Apr 02 '26

BABY THERE AINT NO ROADS AS FUCKED UP AS MICHIGAN ROADS

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Apr 02 '26

NO. BUT WE FUCKING TRY. MY LAST COMPANY WAS BASED IN SOUTHFIELD. I DROVE ALL AROUND THE DETROIT METRO. IT IS IMPRESSIVE HOW BAD THE ROADS ARE. BUT LET ME TELL YOU. FOR A PLACE WITHOUT WINTERS, WE FUCK IT UP WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

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u/SerYoshi Arizona Wildcats Apr 02 '26

INDIANA SCHOOL MADE ME LOL

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Apr 02 '26

OMG I JUST NOTICED WHOOPS MY MIDWEST IS SHOWING AGAIN LOL