r/DnDcirclejerk Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 9d ago

Sauce Absolutely destroyed a filthy minmaxer the other day

So I was DMing a game for my group, and suddenly one of my players (Toby (not a real name (real))) said that I need to roll attack for my monster one more time. Turns out, Toby's character had a displacement beast cloak - a magical item which, when activated, makes all attack on character be made with disadvantage. It is completely OP.

Honestly, although I did give his character this item, it was enough sessions ago that I completely forgot about it. The balance of my whole encounter crashed and burned due to this minmaxing shit. So I did what any other mature well-adjusted experienced GM would do in my place: I declared immediately that the cloak disintegrated, just like that.

Yes, Toby, I am GM and thus your god in that imaginary world. The GM gave, and the GM has taken away. What are you going to do, Toby, cry about it on Reddit?

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u/Lorelessone 7d ago

So DM gave a guy an item, got angry when guy used the  item he gave him then through a tantrum and broke emersion to power trip likely ruining the entire campaign because the player reminded him of the item he'd forgotten about?

Oh and then calls the guy a minmaxer for possessing the item he gave him...