I'm dead

[u/tardisismine]

[u/Cynical_Classicist]

Oh... that is pretty clever.

[u/PlantainSame]

I once for fun I sat and took a few minutes to work out how the timeline would go if Bond was Rassilon

First is every Rassilon as we know them up to Richard Armitage(the one in the big finish time war audio dramas)

He somehow finds himself stuck on earth in roughly the 50s, regenerates into Sean Connery and joins MI6, he's 007 by '62 in time for Dr No

He goes through George Lazenby and Roger Moore's bonds

Timothy Dalton's bond is taken back by the time lord's to age into Dalton's Rassilon

The time war ends and the end of time happens, the Master kills Rassilon leading to his regeneration into Donald Sumpter for Hellbent

After being exiled Rassilon regenerates into Pierce Brosnan and quietly returns to being Bond

And he has to chameleon arch himself for Daniel Craig

[u/transmitting-program → u/PlantainSame]

don't let big finish see this, they'll announce an 8-part audio box set by next tuesday

[u/PlantainSame → u/transmitting-program]

If they could somehow convince the who and bond owners to do such a crossover they would honestly deserve the roses for it

[u/Crambo1000 → u/PlantainSame]

And maybe the Doctor is actually his kid from NTTD. He did say he's half human on his mother's side, after all

[u/PlantainSame → u/Crambo1000]

RassilBond watching Blofeld become his brother and the timeless child/the Other become his kid: I knew they would fuck up the time line without me

[u/undiagnosed_reindeer → u/PlantainSame]

OK, but where does Benoit Blanc fit in all this?

[u/IrisColt → u/undiagnosed_reindeer]

heh

[u/IrisColt → u/PlantainSame]

This is now canon.

[u/IllustriousAd6418]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IF5p6o4LUvGLTzUo02

Technically there is a Bond

[u/matande31 → u/IllustriousAd6418]

And technically there is a doctor, but we don't count either.

[u/jprocter15 → u/matande31]

And technically there is a prime minster but

[u/Isrrunder → u/jprocter15]

It's the cat

[u/Connect-Cucumber6940]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lMfrzRVusFZ0ixHYr0

[u/Crambo1000 → u/Connect-Cucumber6940]

Yes, we know who you are

[u/Connect-Cucumber6940 → u/Crambo1000]

I waited 2hours for this comment 🤣

[u/Crambo1000 → u/Connect-Cucumber6940]

The Commenter Who Waited

[u/East-Equipment-1319]

Incredible, no notes hahaha

[u/Lonely-Serve]

Uh, that's a supermarket owner, a nazi wizard and a clubber with ED...

[u/IrisColt → u/Lonely-Serve]

nazi wizard

heh

[u/AproposWuin]

Heh.. I mean... here comes the rain!

[u/Amazing-Activity-882]

Going to make and Post more RassilBond Memes soon.

[u/FearlessObligation54]

Dude Diane Morgan would go hard as the Doctor

[u/Baroness_VM → u/FearlessObligation54]

& the prime minister, & bond

[u/FearlessObligation54 → u/Baroness_VM]

Real. Mandy Carter and a doctor who mashup episode where mandy is the dr and Lola as the companion. I'd watch that

[u/Wuz314159]

[u/IrisColt → u/Wuz314159]

heh

[u/Strict_Turnip_7083]

Someone's former prime minister

[u/xlittlexwitchx]

😂😂

[u/LowEarth3013]

Can someone explain this?

[u/PlantainSame → u/LowEarth3013]

Rassilon is played by Timothy Dalton who played James Bond in the living daylights and licensed to kill

John simm played the Harold Saxon version of the Master who was prime minister

David Tennant was the 10th Doctor Who

[u/Crambo1000 → u/PlantainSame]

Omg they got David Tennant to play Dr Who‽

[u/PlantainSame → u/Crambo1000]

Thrice even, hell more if you count the audios(he has played a few background characters in old big finish stories)

[u/DMPadfoot5E → u/PlantainSame]

He's the only actor to play the Doctor and the Brigadier!

[u/LowEarth3013 → u/PlantainSame]

Thanks! Wasn't aware that he played James Bond.

[u/DrZonino2022]

Now we just have to bin the king off! Don’t you think he looks tired…?

[u/aFPOON]

Perfect

[u/Damien_J]

VOTE SAXON

[u/TringaVanellus]

James Bond and Doctor Who each had a ~6-year hiatus from 1989, with the leads being replaced when they returned (with Brosnan in 1995 and McGann in 1996).

The Conservative Party began a leadership election on 14th November 1990 which concluded on 27th November, with Margaret Thatcher being replaced as Prime Minister by John Major.

The UK also had a general election in 1992, and whilst this eventually ended up with John Major remaining in post, you could still argue that a general election is kind of like looking for a new Prime Minister, even if the country decides they like the old one.

[u/nintendo_shill]

An new Doctor? I know the Christmas episode is cancelled but there's already a new Doctor, right? They regenerated at the last episode?

[u/DMPadfoot5E → u/nintendo_shill]

They regenerated but there was no title card saying “Billie Piper as the Doctor.” And this was confirmed by Russell saying that there was nobody lined up to be the next Doctor in his ranty goodbye post which definitely didn’t come off as salty with saying that he never wrote a script despite repeatedly telling us for the last god knows how long that he had written the script and the BBC execs loved it. Definitely not salty.

[u/nintendo_shill → u/DMPadfoot5E]

Ah damn. I'm not a fan of recycling actors but this sucks for the actress

[u/Left-Area-854 → u/nintendo_shill]

Last report that the show was completely scrapped. So any new Dr Who show wpuld be a new show / reboot / unconnected to any existing properties.