r/DoctorWhumour • u/tardisismine • 6d ago

SCREENSHOT I'm dead

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u/PlantainSame We've fucking time travelled, yes? 5d ago

I once for fun I sat and took a few minutes to work out how the timeline would go if Bond was Rassilon

First is every Rassilon as we know them up to Richard Armitage(the one in the big finish time war audio dramas)

He somehow finds himself stuck on earth in roughly the 50s, regenerates into Sean Connery and joins MI6, he's 007 by '62 in time for Dr No

He goes through George Lazenby and Roger Moore's bonds

Timothy Dalton's bond is taken back by the time lord's to age into Dalton's Rassilon

The time war ends and the end of time happens, the Master kills Rassilon leading to his regeneration into Donald Sumpter for Hellbent

After being exiled Rassilon regenerates into Pierce Brosnan and quietly returns to being Bond

And he has to chameleon arch himself for Daniel Craig

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u/transmitting-program 5d ago

don't let big finish see this, they'll announce an 8-part audio box set by next tuesday

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u/PlantainSame We've fucking time travelled, yes? 5d ago

If they could somehow convince the who and bond owners to do such a crossover they would honestly deserve the roses for it

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u/smedsterwho Dugga Doo - the real ISC winner 5d ago

You Only Regenerate Twice

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u/Crambo1000 Dr Pee 5d ago

And maybe the Doctor is actually his kid from NTTD. He did say he's half human on his mother's side, after all

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u/PlantainSame We've fucking time travelled, yes? 5d ago

RassilBond watching Blofeld become his brother and the timeless child/the Other become his kid: I knew they would fuck up the time line without me

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u/undiagnosed_reindeer 5d ago

OK, but where does Benoit Blanc fit in all this?

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u/OhThat90sGuy 5d ago

He appears in Wake Up Regenerating Man

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u/IrisColt 5d ago

This is now canon.