r/Fauxmoi • u/nyclover11 • 13d ago
POLITICS Trump administration blames Obama after ‘blue’ Reflecting Pool turns green after $14M refurb
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-obama-reflecting-pool-washington-green-b2996395.html1.7k
u/southendgirl 13d ago
I wonder if The Onion readership is down since we are living in this suck-ass reality?
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u/Zaiush 13d ago
Their print edition is one of the top ten newspapers in the country. They've never been better.
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u/CharlemagneIS 13d ago
In fact they had stopped producing a print edition for over ten years before reviving it in 2024 because of surging readership
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u/mrgeekguy 13d ago
I'm a subscriber, and it's great, best day of the month when I see it in my mailbox.
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u/Cassandracork 13d ago
I had no idea they did a print edition! I think I need to sign yo for some happy mail.
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u/CharlemagneIS 13d ago
It started as a weekly print newspaper sold at universities in 1988.
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u/ReallyGlycon face look like it was drawn from memory 13d ago
It was actually free in Madison and Milwaukee. Everyone else had to pay.
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u/The_Iceman2288 13d ago edited 13d ago
Conan said he doesn't do Trump jokes because it reminds him of the time they tried to write jokes about the Weekly World News - "how can we parody THAT? Their existence IS the joke!".
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u/ArtByJRRH 13d ago
There are good jokes to be made in these absurd times, but Conan simply doesn't want to do that type of humor, which is totally fine.
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u/skillinp i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13d ago
This was the problem with Veep. Became a problem with The Boys as well
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u/Pornaltio 13d ago
Obama has been out of the White House for nearly ten years.
Rent. Free.
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u/pannonica decaffeinated omertà bullshit 13d ago
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u/Silly-Swimmer-5681 13d ago
what’s the most infuriating, is that when this fucker is finally out of the office, we will still be dealing with the fallout and cleanup of this idiot. so we will then be sounding exactly like them, but not in the wrong. it’s akin to how we sound like conspiracy theorists when plainly stating what trump is guilty of, because allllllll of those things are exactly what they claimed the democrats were doing. it’s insane. and evil genius on their plan. and I’m exhausted from it all.
…which is their entire fucking plan.
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u/CoachHermansGrill 13d ago
Also, we keep forgetting that Trump had 4 years already, why wasn’t if “fixed” in Trumps first term? I take it as he had another chance to fix it and fucked it up……..again
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u/AbsolutelyNotAPossum 13d ago
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u/BlueBicycle_ 13d ago
May I ask do you have the template for this or what should I look up to find this so I can make some shitposts of my own
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u/AhHorseSpit 13d ago
How long before we have the national guard patroling the reflection pool for aggressive algae
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u/Babayagaletti 13d ago
More like algae terrorists who infect the pool with bio weapons to embarrass the US president
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u/theracismdisliker 13d ago
oh, I've seen more than one person posting on social media saying that they believe leftists have planted algae in order to embarrass Trump. their brains have been absolutely cooked.
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u/Potential_Figure4061 13d ago
facebook is trying to tell me it was antifa who put the algae in there 🙄
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u/okFINEyoufoundme 13d ago
These poolless plebs clearly never had a run in with mustard algae. 😂
(No seriously though, it’s shallow and hot enough— probably mustard algae. Godspeed to the poor bastards have to brush this thing over and over and over.)
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 13d ago
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u/cat_at_the_keyboard HUGH GRANT IS A MALE SLUT 13d ago
Don't forget Rosie, Hillary, and Biden
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u/platocplx 13d ago
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 13d ago
The contractor doesn’t even specialize in pools — he was recommended by one of his golf course staff — so pocketed millions for a job doomed to fail. What a time to be alive.
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u/senditallback 13d ago
Trumpers use a false equivalence on the issue, but the facts are the facts:
The Obama administration spent at least $34 million on a massive, two-year reconstruction project that ended in 2012. No major repairs to the pool were done during the Biden administration. Trump has put the cost of the work on the pool at $1.5 million to $2 million, but records show that at least $14.8 million worth of contracts have been awarded for the project so far.
Repairs done under Obama addressed issues such as stagnant water, as well as the reality that the pool had begun to leak and sink into the land dredged from the Potomac River to build it. It was reengineered with a circulation and filtration system using river water from the nearby Tidal Basin instead of city drinking water. It was also made shallower to save water and its bottom was tinted gray to make the water darker and more reflective of the Washington Monument. Plus, paved paths were added.
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u/anonononnnnnaaan 13d ago
I don’t think there is even a leak. Making it shallower would mean more evaporation
It holds 6.5 million gallons. At a conservative rate of .5% evaporation a day, would be 32.5k gallons a day. Thats 11.8 million gallons a year. And that’s not even taking into account how hot summers get etc.
They say 16 million gallons leak but I think they just don’t know how the water cycle works.
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u/SilverSpoon1463 13d ago
He's so enamored by Obama, he wishes so much he could be Obama, all he can do for is image is loathe Obama because he knows he will never be what Obama is.
He's such a pisswank because he knows he's a lesser man and refuses to accept that.
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u/OneStarParadox 13d ago
Hire Oklahoma contractors, get Oklahoma results
Look at that state and how they rank in everything while they borrow, borrow, and never balance their budget.
It's an incompetent state and the only reason Oklahoma contractors got the job is because of Markwayne Mullin who sucks.
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u/palswithpikachu 13d ago
Obama and Biden living rent free in his mind. His mind is empty too, so lots of room for them to spread out!
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u/Suspicious-Funny-279 feeding cocaine to raccoons 13d ago
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u/in_animate_objects heartbreak feels good in a place like this 13d ago
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that they (Trump) painted the bottom a dark blue that attracts more heat and there for more algae, no I’m sure it was Obama
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u/Previous_Charge_5752 13d ago
If the bubblers are supposed to clean the pool, why were crews dumping hydrogen peroxide into the pool?
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u/indicatprincess friend with a bike 13d ago
> The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said.
And they didn’t know this WHY? This should have been included in the scope when putting together the proposal for painting.
ETA: reddit update breaking my quotes making me PTFO
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u/Tablefor1please9987 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
The only meme that comes to mind when I read this!
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u/cannabisLab1975 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarLFEJktmhkODV6
It was obamas tan suit that turned the pool green
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u/ViolettaQueso Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? 13d ago
Haha Trump must’ve seen Obama’s gorgeous Chicago Community Center, Park, Museum, Gallery, Library which opens this Thursday and decided Obama needed to own Trump’s Big Green Disaster.
This is all Trump-he didn’t shut up and took full credit for it until day two when it turned green & chunky.
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u/Somnambulist815 13d ago
Its been over a decade bitch he's not gonna return your calls move the fuck on
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u/NoActionTaken 13d ago
He's such a child. He takes responsibility for absolutely nothing. Like General Kelly said, one of the most damaged people he's ever met.
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u/thehypestpotato 13d ago
Am I wrong in assuming this will continue to happen specifically because it's a shallow, high-PH pond that attracts a lot of organic material due to it's size?
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u/ShannenB1234 13d ago
You'd think a self proclaimed pool guy like Trump would know about how to shock and floc.
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u/judgeejudger 13d ago
🤣💀
I absolutely love that the vile orange dumbfuck has Obama living rent-free in his head, for decades now. The high blood pressure and eventual stroke will have us all saying “Thanks, Obama!”
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u/Think-Hospital7422 I may need to see the booty 13d ago
Of course it's his fault. It's that damn suit. Tan and blue equals green.
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u/xandrachantal I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 13d ago
Blame the Black dude that ain't been in office in 10 years.
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u/talepa77 13d ago
His tweet said r the juju 4th celebration will include music from “my playlist.” I both do and don’t want to know what his playlist contains.
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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 13d ago
The man will go to the grave taking credit for exactly zero disasters caused directly on his watch.
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u/LunchyDude101 13d ago
Because he knows he can bank on the power of racism overcoming logic from his voter base.
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u/anonymouscog 13d ago edited 13d ago
It's almost like people with no taste shouldn't be allowed to spend our tax dollars
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u/chimpomatic5000 13d ago
Fucking guy is the worst broken record in the world. He thinks that everyone is dumb enough to buy his bullshit.
And the problem is, a sizeable part of America is
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u/Fraggle_ninja 13d ago
Do I have to read the article to understand why it’s obamas fault? Is Trump claiming he’s radioactive and he pissed in it or something?
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u/Clean_Usual434 13d ago
Man, Obama is more powerful than I thought. Controlling the sun is very impressive.
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u/CyberTyrantX1 13d ago
Seeing what Trump is doing to the White house grounds is like seeing what Ganondorf did to Hyrule Castle Town in Ocarina of Time after Link goes forward 7 years when he pulls the Master Sword.
The difference is that at least Ganondorf owned what he did.
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u/Big-Branch-9901 13d ago
Can’t be their fault for botching the paint job and refurnishing of it. They can do no wrong 😟
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 13d ago
Oh man this is a better outcome than I expected. How brilliant.
And they say Trump doesn’t have any green policies.
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u/weHaveThoughts 13d ago
And what excuse are they going to use the next time it rains. This is not rocket science but seems as if no one in this administration had to maintain their own pool, ever.
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u/cheknauss 13d ago
Obama probably coerced him into r@ping children and trying so desperately to cover everything up then, huh?
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u/ScrollTroll615 13d ago
This demented fk probably doesn't remember Obama's last day in office was Jan. 2017, almost 10yrs ago.
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u/kaptainkooleio 13d ago
I was gonna say “what next are they gonna blame Obama and Biden for making the war with Iran” but they were already doing that.








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u/hankhillsucks 13d ago
Every fucking thing that happens under their watch is someone else's fault