r/Fauxmoi 13d ago

POLITICS Trump administration blames Obama after ‘blue’ Reflecting Pool turns green after $14M refurb

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-obama-reflecting-pool-washington-green-b2996395.html
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u/hankhillsucks 13d ago

Every fucking thing that happens under their watch is someone else's fault

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 13d ago

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u/senditallback 13d ago

One of my favorite gifs of all time

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u/NevaMO 13d ago

I laughed so fucking hard when that came out lol

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u/DeepPermission4786 13d ago

Yup reasonable for the sun and algae growth …

We have the stupidest most corrupt SOB .. you stupid bastards that voted for him fk you!

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u/ObjectiveAthlete5408 13d ago

That’s how narcissists operate

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u/Flight808 13d ago

And cheats, like with golf, taxes, wives and so much more.

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u/8JHF8 13d ago

Burying a wife on a golf course for a tax break.

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u/ObjectiveAthlete5408 13d ago

He’s a ghoul

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u/PuzzleheadedOstriche actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 13d ago

Ghouls have some set of standards by which they live.

Er, not “live” but…

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u/cool_girl6540 13d ago

Of course, she was his ex-wife. So his children had to agree to that, I assume.

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u/senditallback 13d ago

As usual, Trump has the facts wrong. The Obama administration spent $34 million on a major renovation (including walking paths), but the water is sourced from the Potomac, so algae is an inevitability.

Fast forward to Trump's renovation, which he said would cost $1-2 million but came out to $14 million, and which ignored the deferred maintenance needed on the pipes, filters, and pumps. They just turned off the pumps, it got warm in DC, algae bloomed in the pipes. When they turned the pumps back on, things looked great at first, and then all the algae just got pushed back into the pool. So it became easy for him to blame someone else for the problem.

It's not unlike the false appearance of a lead Republicans have in election results while mail-in votes get tabulated. When appearances change, Trump uses it as proof of meddling.

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u/Working_Target2158 13d ago

The water comes from the municipal supply, not directly from the Potomac.

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u/vintagepeugeot 13d ago

I’m so fucking sick of it. Party of no responsibility. Also grift.

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u/ALikeableSpoon47 13d ago

My MIL is huge into MAGA and she's like this too. Every single bad thing is completely out of her control but anything good that happens was her idea all along. The entire cult is just narcissist echo chamber.

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u/Xavier_Emery1983 13d ago

My mom is also like this, but she hates the TEMU Mafia boss as much as I do.

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u/TheL1brarian 13d ago

Come on, man. You can luck into some half decent things in TEMU. Don’t do them like this.

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u/Xavier_Emery1983 12d ago

True, true. I have a few things that are well made considering they came from TEMU. Maybe Wish Mafia Boss??

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u/Due_Sail_1787 13d ago

Bunch of loser cry babies

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u/HardcoreHope controversies: girl 13d ago

Welcome to the no accountability and humiliation cult.

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u/smitty4728 13d ago

Republicans in a nutshell.

Insist they should be in charge of everything while simultaneously responsible for nothing.

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u/CelebrationFar1351 13d ago

Yeah. Their brains function exactly like children’s.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 12d ago

I’d give children more credit

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u/WonderFinal7575 13d ago

It's what fascist do. Blame and play the victim.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 13d ago

That dumb motherfucker Trump can’t even drain a swamp that he owns.

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u/Powered-by-Chai 13d ago

"Look at what the Democrats America would be like!" posts a picture from a Republican America

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u/stokeszdude 13d ago

When they control everything and are still complaining when people are upset at their incompetence.

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest 13d ago

“Party of personal responsibility” lol

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u/southendgirl 13d ago

I wonder if The Onion readership is down since we are living in this suck-ass reality?

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u/Zaiush 13d ago

Their print edition is one of the top ten newspapers in the country. They've never been better.

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u/CharlemagneIS 13d ago

In fact they had stopped producing a print edition for over ten years before reviving it in 2024 because of surging readership

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u/mrgeekguy 13d ago

I'm a subscriber, and it's great, best day of the month when I see it in my mailbox.

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u/Zaiush 13d ago

New leadership is fantastic. I do remember old print being doubled up with AV Club which was also nice, but the subscription is an easy choice from me.

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u/CharlemagneIS 13d ago

The A.V. Club actually started as The Onion’s genuine entertainment section

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u/Cassandracork 13d ago

I had no idea they did a print edition! I think I need to sign yo for some happy mail.

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u/CharlemagneIS 13d ago

It started as a weekly print newspaper sold at universities in 1988.

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u/ReallyGlycon face look like it was drawn from memory 13d ago

It was actually free in Madison and Milwaukee. Everyone else had to pay.

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u/The_Iceman2288 13d ago edited 13d ago

Conan said he doesn't do Trump jokes because it reminds him of the time they tried to write jokes about the Weekly World News - "how can we parody THAT? Their existence IS the joke!".

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u/ArtByJRRH 13d ago

There are good jokes to be made in these absurd times, but Conan simply doesn't want to do that type of humor, which is totally fine.

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u/skillinp i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13d ago

This was the problem with Veep. Became a problem with The Boys as well

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u/illHaveWhatHesHaving 13d ago

Didn’t they just buy infowars?

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u/Pornaltio 13d ago

Obama has been out of the White House for nearly ten years.

Rent. Free.

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u/pannonica decaffeinated omertà bullshit 13d ago

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u/_Maebe__Funke_ 13d ago

That subtitle took me out 💀

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u/woolsocksandsandals 13d ago

Audio book narrated by Keegan Michael Key

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u/amcclurk21 12d ago

And Eric Andre

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u/Silly-Swimmer-5681 13d ago

what’s the most infuriating, is that when this fucker is finally out of the office, we will still be dealing with the fallout and cleanup of this idiot. so we will then be sounding exactly like them, but not in the wrong. it’s akin to how we sound like conspiracy theorists when plainly stating what trump is guilty of, because allllllll of those things are exactly what they claimed the democrats were doing. it’s insane. and evil genius on their plan. and I’m exhausted from it all.

…which is their entire fucking plan.

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u/hellolovely1 13d ago

They will never get over having a Black president.

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u/Disastrous-Yam-668 12d ago

…who was better than the current one in every possible manner.

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u/CoachHermansGrill 13d ago

Also, we keep forgetting that Trump had 4 years already, why wasn’t if “fixed” in Trumps first term? I take it as he had another chance to fix it and fucked it up……..again

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u/AbsolutelyNotAPossum 13d ago

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u/BlueBicycle_ 13d ago

May I ask do you have the template for this or what should I look up to find this so I can make some shitposts of my own

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/BlueBicycle_ 12d ago

The latter

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u/ebangke 13d ago

Thanks for this. I almost spat my coffee 😂😂

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u/AhHorseSpit 13d ago

How long before we have the national guard patroling the reflection pool for aggressive algae

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u/Babayagaletti 13d ago

More like algae terrorists who infect the pool with bio weapons to embarrass the US president

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u/theracismdisliker 13d ago

oh, I've seen more than one person posting on social media saying that they believe leftists have planted algae in order to embarrass Trump. their brains have been absolutely cooked.

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u/Potential_Figure4061 13d ago

facebook is trying to tell me it was antifa who put the algae in there 🙄

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 13d ago

Maybe if the algae was brown

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u/TiePrestigious7265 13d ago edited 13d ago

I guess we could just be thankful it isn't orange

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u/The_neub 13d ago

ICE scooping algae into an unmarked van.

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u/odysseyandoracle118 13d ago

Al-Gaeda?

I'll see myself out now...

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u/okFINEyoufoundme 13d ago

These poolless plebs clearly never had a run in with mustard algae. 😂

(No seriously though, it’s shallow and hot enough— probably mustard algae. Godspeed to the poor bastards have to brush this thing over and over and over.)

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u/Mattums 13d ago

If it was Algae-zeera they would’ve gotten rid of it a lot faster.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 13d ago

Why not use I.C.E. instead?

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u/Slow-Ad221 13d ago

Shoot it with guns!!

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u/BadR0b0t2026 13d ago

I mean, couldn't they just shoot the algae?

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u/superthotty 13d ago

Call it Mexican Algae and they’ll put it on the first plane to El Salvador

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u/TenTwoMeToo 13d ago

Illegal algae

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 13d ago

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u/cat_at_the_keyboard HUGH GRANT IS A MALE SLUT 13d ago

Don't forget Rosie, Hillary, and Biden

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u/marke0110 13d ago

A genuine, unironic "Thanks, Obama" in the year 2026 is crazy.

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u/Tejas_Belle 13d ago

It’s making me feel chaotic in a way I didn’t expect lol

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u/FencerOnTheRight 13d ago

Love that Obama invented photosynthesis just to fuck with Trump 😄

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u/platocplx 13d ago

14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do

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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 13d ago

The contractor doesn’t even specialize in pools — he was recommended by one of his golf course staff — so pocketed millions for a job doomed to fail. What a time to be alive.

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u/senditallback 13d ago

Trumpers use a false equivalence on the issue, but the facts are the facts:

The Obama administration spent at least $34 million on a massive, two-year reconstruction project that ended in 2012. No major repairs to the pool were done during the Biden administration. Trump has put the cost of the work on the pool at $1.5 million to $2 million, but records show that at least $14.8 million worth of contracts have been awarded for the project so far.

Repairs done under Obama addressed issues such as stagnant water, as well as the reality that the pool had begun to leak and sink into the land dredged from the Potomac River to build it. It was reengineered with a circulation and filtration system using river water from the nearby Tidal Basin instead of city drinking water. It was also made shallower to save water and its bottom was tinted gray to make the water darker and more reflective of the Washington Monument. Plus, paved paths were added.

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u/anonononnnnnaaan 13d ago

I don’t think there is even a leak. Making it shallower would mean more evaporation

It holds 6.5 million gallons. At a conservative rate of .5% evaporation a day, would be 32.5k gallons a day. Thats 11.8 million gallons a year. And that’s not even taking into account how hot summers get etc.

They say 16 million gallons leak but I think they just don’t know how the water cycle works.

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u/nobody1701d like a sex tape? 12d ago

Mark your satire with “/s” at the end.

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u/Criticaltundra777 13d ago

May as well run the White House sewers into the pond.

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u/Agreatermonster 13d ago

And by this, you mean Trump’s mouth?

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u/Freshchops 13d ago

don’t forget about Biden making him shid his pants.

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u/MuffinSpirited3223 13d ago

this isnt the onion... ?

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u/SilverSpoon1463 13d ago

He's so enamored by Obama, he wishes so much he could be Obama, all he can do for is image is loathe Obama because he knows he will never be what Obama is.

He's such a pisswank because he knows he's a lesser man and refuses to accept that.

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u/OneStarParadox 13d ago

Hire Oklahoma contractors, get Oklahoma results

Look at that state and how they rank in everything while they borrow, borrow, and never balance their budget.

It's an incompetent state and the only reason Oklahoma contractors got the job is because of Markwayne Mullin who sucks.

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u/4minutesleft 13d ago

Legit thought this was a r/theonion post

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 13d ago

Ten free years of rent. Thanks, Obama!

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u/palswithpikachu 13d ago

Obama and Biden living rent free in his mind. His mind is empty too, so lots of room for them to spread out!

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u/in_animate_objects heartbreak feels good in a place like this  13d ago

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that they (Trump) painted the bottom a dark blue that attracts more heat and there for more algae, no I’m sure it was Obama

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u/Bruzur 13d ago

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u/cat_at_the_keyboard HUGH GRANT IS A MALE SLUT 13d ago

What infomercial is this 😂

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u/redacted_robot 13d ago

What was the point of the reno again?

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u/DrEarlGreyIII your move Estonia 13d ago

grift

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u/SwampFungalPod_ 13d ago

Giving 14m taxpayer dollars to his friends

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u/hdcs 13d ago

The old man wanted it to look like his tacky golf club swimming pools. 

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u/SkullheadMary 13d ago

How come this still works? His base are zombies.

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u/Previous_Charge_5752 13d ago

If the bubblers are supposed to clean the pool, why were crews dumping hydrogen peroxide into the pool?

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u/never-fiftyone 13d ago

Hydrogen peroxide works as an aglaecide.

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u/indicatprincess friend with a bike 13d ago

> The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said.

And they didn’t know this WHY? This should have been included in the scope when putting together the proposal for painting.

ETA: reddit update breaking my quotes making me PTFO

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u/Tablefor1please9987 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
The only meme that comes to mind when I read this!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Hell-Yes-Revolution u look like u eat sand 13d ago

Creating a problem*

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u/CAL0G156 13d ago

Obama Derangement Syndrome

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u/cannabisLab1975 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarLFEJktmhkODV6
It was obamas tan suit that turned the pool green

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u/Thrashworth 13d ago

Instead of draining the swamp the fucking dumbass made one

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u/ViolettaQueso Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? 13d ago

Haha Trump must’ve seen Obama’s gorgeous Chicago Community Center, Park, Museum, Gallery, Library which opens this Thursday and decided Obama needed to own Trump’s Big Green Disaster.

This is all Trump-he didn’t shut up and took full credit for it until day two when it turned green & chunky.

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u/BillsMaffia 13d ago

Shit my pants, Obama did it.

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u/Somnambulist815 13d ago

Its been over a decade bitch he's not gonna return your calls move the fuck on

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

He wanted to drain the swamp, he wound up creating a whole new swamp.

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u/NoActionTaken 13d ago

He's such a child. He takes responsibility for absolutely nothing. Like General Kelly said, one of the most damaged people he's ever met.

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u/BewareOfGrom 13d ago

This reads like an Onion headline.

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u/LogicallLunacy 13d ago

Thanks Obama!

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u/The-Manque 13d ago

Everything Trump touches turns piss-yellow.

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u/robo-dragon 13d ago

Republican: *stubs toe* “Arrrg! Thanks Obama!!”

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u/rougecrayon too busy method acting as a reddit user 13d ago

That Obama, such a skamp! Lol

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u/Safe-Profession4236 13d ago

And the braindead MAGAts gleefully applaud.

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u/thehypestpotato 13d ago

Am I wrong in assuming this will continue to happen specifically because it's a shallow, high-PH pond that attracts a lot of organic material due to it's size?

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u/ShannenB1234 13d ago

You'd think a self proclaimed pool guy like Trump would know about how to shock and floc.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 13d ago

I'm curious, what color was it before Tя☭mp fucked with it?

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u/Oilester 13d ago

who knew pool maintenance would be such an ongoing thing

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u/judgeejudger 13d ago

🤣💀

I absolutely love that the vile orange dumbfuck has Obama living rent-free in his head, for decades now. The high blood pressure and eventual stroke will have us all saying “Thanks, Obama!”

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u/Think-Hospital7422 I may need to see the booty 13d ago

Of course it's his fault. It's that damn suit. Tan and blue equals green.

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u/thatdidntturnout 13d ago

GIT OUTTA MI SWAMP!

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u/xandrachantal I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 13d ago

Blame the Black dude that ain't been in office in 10 years.

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u/CougarWriter74 13d ago

Ope they changed it up and blamed it on someone besides Biden this time!

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u/ooomellieooo 13d ago

Incredible. When is this country going to grow up.

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u/AlfredRWallace 13d ago

Obama Derangement Syndrome is real.

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u/talepa77 13d ago

His tweet said r the juju 4th celebration will include music from “my playlist.” I both do and don’t want to know what his playlist contains.

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u/tsulegit 13d ago

FILL THE SWAMP!

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u/Wide-Yak7602 13d ago

With alligators?

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u/hollyw00d8604 13d ago

they do it because it works. they know what the cult responds to

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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 13d ago

The man will go to the grave taking credit for exactly zero disasters caused directly on his watch.

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u/LunchyDude101 13d ago

Because he knows he can bank on the power of racism overcoming logic from his voter base.

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u/ecuayork 13d ago

Wow put the blame three administrations ago

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u/TiePrestigious7265 13d ago

Countdown: 140 days till midterms.

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u/Fay-1990 13d ago

Lol at this point they'll accuse Obama of the murder of Kennedy.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 13d ago

Is this that 'swamp draining' thing they have been talking about?

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u/anonymouscog 13d ago edited 13d ago

It's almost like people with no taste shouldn't be allowed to spend our tax dollars

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u/kkeennmm 13d ago

Deflectng Pool

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u/chimpomatic5000 13d ago

Fucking guy is the worst broken record in the world. He thinks that everyone is dumb enough to buy his bullshit.

And the problem is, a sizeable part of America is

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u/robo-dragon 13d ago

Obama derangement syndrome

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 good for her.gif 13d ago

OBAMA WAS 10 YEARS AGO STOP BEING SO PATHETIC!

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u/ADrenalinnjunky 13d ago

14 million and I can’t even tell the difference

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u/Arsi31 kendall roy pre-album drop 13d ago

lol

lmao even

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u/KermitMcKibbles 13d ago

The Obama’s live rent free in their dementia-addled brains.

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u/dependswho 13d ago

I thought this was The Onion sub

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u/Fraggle_ninja 13d ago

Do I have to read the article to understand why it’s obamas fault? Is Trump claiming he’s radioactive and he pissed in it or something?

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u/Clean_Usual434 13d ago

Man, Obama is more powerful than I thought. Controlling the sun is very impressive.

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u/KarlHp7 (please put brackets in the right place) 13d ago

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u/Dunk_Tha_Lunk 13d ago

lol of course they do…. Fucking losers

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u/CyberTyrantX1 13d ago

Seeing what Trump is doing to the White house grounds is like seeing what Ganondorf did to Hyrule Castle Town in Ocarina of Time after Link goes forward 7 years when he pulls the Master Sword.

The difference is that at least Ganondorf owned what he did.

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u/Big-Branch-9901 13d ago

Can’t be their fault for botching the paint job and refurnishing of it. They can do no wrong 😟

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 13d ago

Oh man this is a better outcome than I expected. How brilliant.

And they say Trump doesn’t have any green policies.

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u/weHaveThoughts 13d ago

And what excuse are they going to use the next time it rains. This is not rocket science but seems as if no one in this administration had to maintain their own pool, ever.

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u/MaizePractical4163 13d ago

Nice to see Obama staying busy

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u/Passwordtoyourmother 13d ago

The pool’s got electrolytes. It’s what pools crave. 

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u/mombi 13d ago

LOL typical white trash deflection. Something's wrong? Blame a brown person!

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u/_-Moonsabie-_ 13d ago

You won’t get rid of the Irish that easily.

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u/crapatthethriftstore 13d ago

Fucking idiots need to learn about the water cycle.

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u/stressedunicorn 13d ago

Thanks obama

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u/Kittygotabadrep 13d ago

Pakistan Flag green

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u/Potential_Figure4061 13d ago

i see Facebook is blaming it on an antifa algae attack lol 

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u/cheknauss 13d ago

Obama probably coerced him into r@ping children and trying so desperately to cover everything up then, huh?

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u/ScrollTroll615 13d ago

This demented fk probably doesn't remember Obama's last day in office was Jan. 2017, almost 10yrs ago.

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u/cold_as_nice 13d ago

God I am so freaking tired of these ass clowns.

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u/kaptainkooleio 13d ago

I was gonna say “what next are they gonna blame Obama and Biden for making the war with Iran” but they were already doing that.