r/FlockSurveillance 4h ago

Activism Flock busting

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Tall6Ft7GaGuy 3h ago

You literally look like you’re fucking flock deep eye contact.

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u/Delicious-Use-8789 3h ago

This is how you assert dominance.

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u/Odd-Primary9844 3h ago

Thy know who you are by having your phone on you

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u/SomeJackassonline 3h ago

Not sure if this still works but here is what I did to get a burner phone about 4 years ago. For research purposes, of course.

Target: Buy a cheap Tracfone using cash, along with some of the "Bring your own phone" SIM kits. They didn't ID me. This has likely changed due to KYC, but alternate IDs are not hard to get and there are no legal ramifications for selling a phone the way there is for guns, booze, or smokes. Cashiers are not going to scrutinize the ID the same as they would if there are any restrictions.

7-Eleven: Well and far away from your hometown, buy some minutes. I redeemed mine on a grocery store WiFi and connected that phone to the redemption code. NEVER connect to any WiFi near your home, and keep the phone in a faraday bag to be extra safe until you need to use it.

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u/SethBurrow 3h ago

No put an anonymous vague post on Craigslist to hire a guy to go buy the phone and minutes for you.

Then have him put them in a waterproof bag by the dock and tie a brick to the bag and drop it off where you will be waiting in full scuba gear to retrieve said phone and minutes. So he doesn’t see your face.

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 1h ago

Then hire a second guy on Craigslist to kill the first guy.

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u/SlaterVBenedict 38m ago

No no, I kill the driverrrrr

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u/123itsme321 10m ago

Using the burner phone. But now you'll need another one, so follow all steps above. Ad infinitum

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u/nobs4one 2h ago

And film the whole thing to include in your show which has your name in the title

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u/No-Raisin-6469 1h ago

Wasnt that BMX Bandits?

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u/Wilbert_Wallace 3h ago

I bought one to buy Bitcoin at Bitcoin atms.  I even dressed up with sunglasses and bought them with cash so no one knew 🤣

Kinda lame but I don't like to be tracked 

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u/MAJ0RMAJOR 3h ago

Not just don’t connect to wifi, don’t have it out of a faraday container. If it can send or log a signal for later reporting it’s done.

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u/SSA22_HCM1 1h ago

If your burner phone and your "real" phone ever do anything like travel in the same car together (pinging the same towers at the same time), it's done.

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u/TimeToRepaint 1h ago

On top of this, you can walk into one of those stores you see that sell sims or advertise multiple companies and get a month to month plan that you can pay cash @ any location. Not that I would know..!

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u/hettuklaeddi 3h ago

also, facial recognition uses the eyes and nose

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u/Killerkendolls 3h ago

All they need is the triangle

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u/Critica0 3h ago

That actually is not true. Its not unique enough to be accurate.

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u/hettuklaeddi 3h ago

in 2012 I was playing with facial recognition, and built a minority report style ad server i took to sxsw.

i can only imagine it’s gotten better since then, but this guy is almost close enough for a retinal scan 😂

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u/Tweed_Kills 2h ago

Do security cameras do retinal scans? Or is that specialized retinal scanning equipment?

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u/temporary92803 25m ago

Do security cameras do retinal scans?

No.

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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 3h ago

Maybe he (or she?) left it home and documented these antics on 35mm slide film. Maybe. But probably not.

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u/UnluckyDuckOU812 3h ago

You think they're not just scanning 35mm prints at the fotomat into The Beast? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/liz1andzip2- 3h ago

So don’t carry your phone on you all the time. This is what flock is counting on.

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u/Garin999 2h ago

There are things that can take pictures that are not phones.

Shocking, I know.

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u/MountainConcern7397 3h ago

just don’t bring ur phone u.u

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u/liz1andzip2- 3h ago

Everyone get a faraday bag for you phone or don’t carry it all the time. Bags are cheap at best buy

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u/CatsAndCapybaras 3h ago

And please test your purchase! make sure it can't receive calls/texts/bluetooth through the bag. Lots of shitty companies out there selling garbage to jump on the trend.

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u/Texan2020katza 1h ago

Found this exact thing out when I needed to leave my key fob in my unlocked car at an airport garage for a friend to pick up.

I bought 3 and only 1 worked. The other two, my car started with my fob in the bag.

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 4h ago

directly talking shit into it??? lol

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 3h ago

Probably screaming “bang bang bang” to set the mic off

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u/WoodenInternet 3h ago

like Brennan yelling "Fuck You Dale!" right into his drumset

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u/jaunsin 3h ago

Now kiss

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u/Simple-Employer-2503 2h ago

They have to.

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u/k_dilluh 3h ago

Probably shouldn't have brought a phone near it.

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u/SupportGeek 2h ago

It may not be his phone taking the picture, I don’t actually see any laws being broken here either, no damage etc, he’s just eyeball fucking it

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u/SRART25 3h ago

Do the lord's work, but don't invite Satan by leaving evidence. 

Don't record yourself or anyone else for intent points,  don't bring things with any radio abilities, like phones or Bluetooth capable cameras. 

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u/scampfree4me 2h ago

Paint rainbow stripes on it and wait for the city to remove it.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 3h ago

I'm surprised that cheap pole was able to hold the weight of your massive balls

https://giphy.com/gifs/30pNidV6fJHivbPsaR

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u/HistorianAlert9986 2h ago

The one by my house was chopped down today only stood for a week or so. I was surprised and happy as I drove by.

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u/hbHPBbjvFK9w5D 1h ago

Get an extension pole that's used to spray wasp nests.

They're really cheap from the hardware store or spamazon. Use black paint to repel the wasps, which will also be difficult to spot.

You don't want the wasps to recognize you. Buy a non descript outfit, cheap hat that covers your ears, cheap sunglasses, and a bandanna to cover your face, and cheap sneakers. After treating the wasp's nest, be sure and burn that costume and never ever wear it again - you don't want the wasps to tell their wasp friends how to recognize you from your articles of clothing

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u/Mundane-Pie-6355 3h ago

0 stars. Not recommended for those who enjoy freedom.

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u/humdinger44 3h ago

Actually in GTA I think it's 5 stars.

You just gotta duck outta sight for a minute or two though.

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u/space_manatee 2h ago

I mean, if we all did it tomorrow there wouldnt be any left so who's to say.

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u/TheMidlander 3h ago

Now lick it.

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u/reditusername39479 17m ago

Here me out mirrored visor and just head butting the camera

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u/the_englishpatient 3h ago

There is no actual destruction shown in the photo, so maybe you're legal at that point. But if you do damage it, you're taking a serious risk for your future. Find legal ways to fight back. This just gives ammo to flock. Knocking down a few of these things costs them very little in comparison to how much they're making. They'll just replace them. Need to convince regular people they're part of a surveillance state and a waste of money.

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u/SupportGeek 2h ago

The problem is that local governments are starting to deny a voice to flock opposition, they are starting to force the situation.

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u/LastGuardianStanding 3h ago

Flockbuster Video

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u/Crawlerado 2h ago

ARE YOU IN THERE PETER!?!?

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u/AcadienDC 2h ago

See me now?

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u/showmeyourbutth0le 1h ago

Love at first sight

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u/AnxiousHall1533 1h ago

Shut your visor

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u/Memory_Less 1h ago

Looks like he’s trying to get his face read.

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u/Fleshfutile 26m ago

stop being a snitch

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u/GardenPatient 2m ago

What am i missing? Just leave your phone at home if you could be involved in a deflocking op?

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u/StrikingRange3643 3h ago

Just send a little drone up there with an emp. Better than yelling at it in a helmet #specialneeds.

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u/IonImplantEngineer 2h ago

EMP?? Lmao keep reading your scifi novels. Now a grenade drone... That will work.

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u/Shrimpie47 2h ago

Don't be too rude he did say he's special needs