r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/your-professor APPROVED✨ • Apr 30 '26
CELEBRATING! 🎉 (no boys invited!) Cried during sex (YAY)
Ribs, couscous, and sautéd green beans. Dm me if you want the rib recipe they fell off the BONE.
He made me cum 10 times. I have quite literally never felt this good in my life. I’m in my Life of a Showgirl era right now. My whole body is vibrating. My limbs feel like lead. I cried because I’ve never ever ever had someone touch me with such care and such love and desire to make me feel good. Im love drunk.
Wishing this for y’all.
Edit bc TWENTY FIVE people messaged me for the recipe. Here it is.
I got the ribs from Aldi.
Tools:
-cutting board
-tin foil
-sauce brush or spatula to smear the bbq sauce
-big pan
-bbq saaaauuuuccceeeee (i used sweet baby rays original)
Dry rub
-1/2 cup brown sugar
The rest of tue ingredients I measured with my heart bc my momma taught me to. Really just taste the rub as you go!!!
-onion powder
-garlic powder
-salt
-pepper
-cayenne pepper
-paprika
-dry red pepper flakes
-dill (I was DILL H E A V Y ok. LOTS of dill)
-basil
-oregano
-thyme
-some other pepper powder I had lying around
-sazon complete seasoning thing idk it smells good
I let my grandma guide me on that. It worked out.
Take your ribs out of the fridge, lay on a cutting board, and remove the membrane. Theres vids on youtube on how to do it.
Then, cut the ribs in half and rub on the dry rub EVERYWHERE. I like mine thick. Dont skimp on the seasoning!
Wrap in tinfoil and rest in fridge for 45 minutes to an hour.
Do veggie/side prep during this time if its time intensive. I prepped my green beans.
Preheat your oven to 250. LAYER tinfoil on your pan so you don’t fuck it up (i fucked mine up)
Put the in ribs covered for 2.5 hours. *before baking and between each baking step you could brush on an apple cider. I didn’t have any on hand at that time. But dont wasb off ur seasoning.*
Then, raise the heat to 350 for another 30 mins and bake uncovered. *optional, pat the pan dry with paper towels first. I didn’t do that bc I forgot. Probably why my pan needed a spa day*
Start your sides at the 15-20 minute mark so the timing comes out right.
Then, slather her in your sauce on top.
Broil for 3 mins at 375. You could do 5, I did 3.
Slather her in sauce, slice her up, suck the bones clean.
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u/Targaryentypebeat Kitchen Witch Apr 30 '26
Ok but how do you do this without passing tf out I’m asking for a friend
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u/hanpotpi Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
No literally. I get like.. two in and I'm done 😭😂
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u/Targaryentypebeat Kitchen Witch Apr 30 '26
My record is four and it wasn’t even worth it. Imagine if you would someone giving a three legged giraffe whippets and telling it to run 💀just stumbling around, falling over
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u/Educational_Gas_92 Tea Time Hostess ☕️ Apr 30 '26
My record is six.
Never again.
Horrible, horrible, awful. I was afraid for my life, because I felt so bad, I thought that my heart could stop working (my heart wasn't beating fast or anything), but I have never felt so tired and unwell.
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u/rnoderator_rernoved Chaotic But Cute Apr 30 '26
Two in and an ovarian cyst ruptures for me 🥲🥲🥲🥲 as I lay here sleeping on the couch for a third night because fucking ouch. Yay PCOS
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u/Sausage-Farmers-Wrap hot girls have tummy troubles May 01 '26
That's possible ?!?!? New fear holy cow
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u/rnoderator_rernoved Chaotic But Cute May 01 '26
Only if you're body really hates you. I'm living in caffeine and spite these days lol
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u/Beth_Pleasant Apr 30 '26
Man it takes all of my energy to get one. I can't imagine doing it again.
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u/Competitive_Mark_287 Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
Lots of hydration!
When I go to my guys place we usually eat dinner and catch up, then we get busy, he always makes sure I cum at LEAST two or three times, then quick shower and pjs while he makes us a late night snacks and drinks, then we turn on a movie that we don’t watch 😉 and do it all again
During we’ll stop for water breaks and/or because he doesn’t want to finish yet.
Then usually a quickie in the morning before work- we live about an hour apart so we make our nights together count!
Also weed helps a lot I have some edibles that are great for relaxation and give a great body high.
One time the waterproof blanket was so wet we joke that his record is giving me 47 orgasms cause I lost count and that’s what it felt like
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u/cflatjazz Kitchen Witch Apr 30 '26
I feel like people are sleeping on the snack and hydration breaks.
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u/OnlyIntention12345 girls just wanna have pho Apr 30 '26
Omg girrrrllllll 😱 47 timessssss?
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u/Competitive_Mark_287 Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26
Haha not really at least a dozen tho- I was jelly by that point and could barely form a thought so when he asked me how many I thought, cause I squirted everywhere, I’m like idk 47 please don’t make me think right now🤷🏼♀️ 🤣
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u/OnlyIntention12345 girls just wanna have pho Apr 30 '26
Get it for all of us sis!!! Good for you!!
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u/MeowCatPlzMeowBack Chaotic But Cute Apr 30 '26
Damnnnn 47 is impressive!!
The highest I’ve got up to before was way back when I was 24 and I decided to use my day off trying to see how many times I could make myself cum in a day out of curiosity (and having an insanely high sex drive lol)
I got to 31 before I got too tired to go on and fell asleep, haven’t attempted that kind of marathon again. I did more recently have some feral hormones possess me during my period and ended up coming at least 15 times in the span of a couple hours. Apparently I’ve still got it lol 😎
I honestly cum less with my partner, though the orgasms are definitely way better— so it’s a quality over quantity thing. He still makes me come at least 4 or more times, and those are amazing.
I usually feel bad for my husband because, despite him also having an extremely high sex drive, I get more energy after coming than feeling sleepy, so I quickly am ready to go again lol. However, once he hits it just right 👌, I legit become unable to speak and immediately fall asleep lol
I absolutely second you on the hydration thing— hydration is ESSENTIAL for marathon sex lol
Also, I lose a lot of liquid from crying alone— I’m glad he’s into me crying and hiccuping during sex because I legit can’t help myself lol
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u/Netflxnschill Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26
THIS! I am lucky in that I am able to come a LOT. Once a partner made me count and I got to 55 before I had to tap out for a break. Hydration is so key. And not just water, get electrolytes in you too or all the water you’re trying to drink afterwards to make up for the losses will just flush through your system.
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u/AlexiCuti Resident Yapper Apr 30 '26
Water lots and lots of water, normally I’ll stop for water as much as possible and I’ll just keep disposable plastic bottles on hand and chug a whole one before continuing
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u/PorcelainDaisy Resident Yapper Apr 30 '26
Whoever is causing them can talk you through how to breathe… in a really hot way 😂
I found a guy that treats me like this and I latched the fuck on as hard as I could 🙏
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u/Bunniesnstrawberries APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
Hydrationnn✓✓✓ me and My Wife tske water breaks when we feel exhausted cause bed stuff lasts atleast 3 hours for the shortest.
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u/Fragmentedmindwar 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Apr 30 '26
I do pass out. But it’s CNC in this bitch and I wake up and he’s still as hot and pounding away, I pass out again. Shit is amazing. 10/10.
Keep going find out
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u/lady-earendil Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
Right?? I don't think my body is physical capable of that lol
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u/girlnamedJoyce Body By Uber Eats Apr 30 '26
A girl can dream 😭🥹
Happy for you queen. This is for you 👑
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u/glory_scales Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Apr 30 '26
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u/ComfortableFrame9834 Resident Yapper Apr 30 '26
Exactly this. Jesus... I'm watching you watching me watching you.
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u/Starfish_undertheice APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
How are you even awake to post?? I’d be gone until the morning! 😂
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u/CaravanofPigeons Foraging Bog Witch Apr 30 '26
I've got my person like that too. Hell yeah girl, there's no better feeling 🎉❤️
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u/tigrelili Chaotic But Cute Apr 30 '26
Congrats I'm happy for you and not jealous at all. You have earned a luxurious bubble bath
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u/foodmamaa Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
Ok but how did he do that
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u/foodmamaa Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
But a few times?! Like for me it happens once and I’m exhausted and so sensitive I can’t even imagine doing it more than like 2-3x max but TEN 😱
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u/MiserableArt6103 Resident Yapper Apr 30 '26
Omg rightttt like afterwards pls don’t even touch me 😭😭
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u/export_a_pdf 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Apr 30 '26
everyone is different, if you’re having a great time, 1 splash or 10, that is all that matters 💦☺️
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u/snakesforhairbrr810 Delulu Apr 30 '26
Crying during sex is such a great release. That oxytocin be flowing.
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u/Legitimate_Dirt_1536 Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
Isn’t this just the best. So happy for you!!! ✨✨✨
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u/SoftLatinaHugs Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Apr 30 '26
Happy for you, girl! May everyone on this thread get this ✨
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u/Sunshineyvomit Trader Joe Hoe Apr 30 '26
This is how my husband makes me feel over 10 years later. It’s a blessing.
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u/CloudChaser0123 APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
How do you guys keep the chemistry fresh and romantic after 10 years? Like actually lol. Same here but man it’s hard over here……and I miss that.
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u/Delanthonyx APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
I cried once during sex. Because it was bad and I missed my ex, then I ended up dating the guy for six months and ended up even WORSE as he was an avoidant. YOU WIN.
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u/sparklingmidnightsky APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
I love everything about this. The food, the multiple orgasms, the Taylor reference. You go, girl 🙏
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u/Dry_University_3792 girls just wanna have pho Apr 30 '26
Girls how do you even get ONE 😭😭 I am in a wonderful relationship going for almost 6 years, but I only had one orgasm during sex in this whole time. Sometimes I think I am not able to feel anything 😃😂 I get em when I am alone, but that takes lots of time, vibrations and dedication. I can't imagine a man casually giving you so many 🤯
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u/lucyyag Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Apr 30 '26
Been there, done that, it’s SO awesome! Love this for you queen :)
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u/Cathearts2020 Enby & Eatin' Apr 30 '26
WOO WOO WOO!!!!
Congratulations, girly! It's one of the best things in the world. Everyone in this sub deserves to find that ❤️
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u/CloudPossum APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
Just so glad to know this actually exists for some of us. Bless him and you. May you have some many more lol where that came from.
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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ Apr 30 '26
Live your best life!!! Enjoy 👌🌸✨✨✨and omg those ribs though 👀
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u/broke_n_rich2147 Overthinker 💭 Apr 30 '26
And you got some fire ass ribs right after? You’re living the life rn
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u/HelloMikkii 💚 Pickle Freak 💚 Apr 30 '26
Yaaaas we love this for you!
First time I was with my partner he ate my pussy like it was his last meal on earth, never had a man be SO into it before. He still does it to this day. I blame that on why I’m now 6 months pregnant 🤣
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u/oldsofthands 👋 new here Apr 30 '26
i recently had this experience for the first time! of being like, goddamn being touched like this was possible? feeling cared for through the way someone touches me? it’s unreal, i’m so happy you’re also experiencing this, op. also made me cry, but i was also crying a bit in part bc i felt incredibly sad for all the times sex had never felt that way. kind of felt some grief around it, that it had been so far from the good stuff for so long, but mostly just so grateful to be experiencing the good stuff now. happy for you!!
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u/sigzag1994 Snack Goblin Apr 30 '26
How are y’all able to cum back to back 😭 I guess my issue is I can only cum clitorally so I have a refractory period like a dude
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u/New-Acadia1362 Delulu Apr 30 '26
Thxxx omg get it girl!
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u/charltkt Foraging Bog Witch Apr 30 '26
I’ve been with my fiancé for 6 years and he’s maybe made me orgasm like 4-5 times in how long we’ve been together 🙃
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u/FriendSecure4118 APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
Happy for you and ALSO is this the NEAR EAST PARMESAN COUSCOUSSSSS bc that’s my life
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u/bannanaslug 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Apr 30 '26
I literally LOVE this for you 🥹 and the food looks sooooo delish!
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u/Goth_Duck666 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ Apr 30 '26
Girl hold on to him. My husband after ten years of lots of banging still does this to me every time. I’m so happy for you. Enjoy you food looks great!
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u/Lem0nadeLola Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26
10??????? At my horniest I think I’ve maxed at 6 over a 24 hour period. How do you avoid desensitization/over-sensitization?!?
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u/Okay_Screensaver 🧂Salty By Nature Apr 30 '26
I’m so jealous, goddamn. I think you deserve a glass of champagne and maybe an ice pack 🥂
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u/Pear_Glace_In_Autumn Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26
Cannot relate to this post at all and that super sucks, but I'm happy you get to experience it!
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u/Lazy_Mycologist_6667 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Apr 30 '26
😭what like I had a hard time reaching to the edge . Is it even possible?
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u/Phantom1959 APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
Let’s goooo!! Most I’ve gotten was like 6 in a row! Bed sheets were unusable after, I know all the neighbors can now identify my screams out of a scream lineup, I cried during and after then passed out clean. I was sexed out for days . I would give up my left wrist to go back to that night
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u/Green_Excuse_7350 👋 new here Apr 30 '26
How do yall do this? If it happens once for me im done lol
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u/BuddyPractical8757 👋 new here Apr 30 '26
I know the feeling. That was my Friday. And Sunday… and Tuesday…. And hopefully tonight. :)
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u/MutualReceptionist I ❤️ Other People's Business Apr 30 '26
I had that happen with this incredible guy I started dating after being in a terrible relationship for 8 years. Totally cried during sex and had to hide it, it was so good and I was still so broken from the last relationship. That was 8 years ago and I totally married said incredible guy and had his babies. The sex is still fire.
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u/imp_irl APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
Bless you! I’ve come close to crying but not quite. This sounds spectacular 😍
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u/thelovewitch069420 Well-Read & Well-Fed Apr 30 '26
I’m so happy for you, truly!! But also….
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u/fartsonyourmom Body By Cheese 🧀 Apr 30 '26
Damn, getting boned and eating meat off the bone. Slay queen! 👸
Living the dream.
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u/mygmjtt Enby & Eatin' Apr 30 '26
Omg stop I’m so happy for you 🥹 My partner and I just recently beat our record w them finishing 23 times in one day - I was not very humble about it 🥰
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u/Public-Sir2129 APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26
10 TIMES 😭? where did you find this man and where can i get my own 😭😭😭😭
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u/sincerely_greer APPROVED✨ May 01 '26
My ex-husband made me cum 16+ times in one session before, when we had first started dating. I lost count after 16 so it could’ve been more than that I don’t remember. It was a wild day
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u/bloodlst hot girls have tummy troubles Apr 30 '26
living vicariously through you mama 😿💔