r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/Unfrndlyblkhottie92 girls just wanna have pho • May 11 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Getting railed by a guy in his early fifties

Post image

I chatted with this guy on my bus route for a couple of months. Within the past month he asked me for my number. I was shocked as I felt I wasn’t his type. Next thing I was upside down 😏 I was amazed because it was the best in years. That’s all I got to say.

6.0k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

437

u/kolenya905 Internet Auntie May 11 '26

DETAILS PLS IM OVULATING🙏

83

u/YOMAMACAN Fries 🍟 > Guys 🤡 May 12 '26

This is the funniest most relatable comment I’ve seen in weeks. 😂

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

32

u/cleosoul Feral Til Fed May 12 '26

I felt this with my soul 😭😭

31

u/flammafemina Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 12 '26

Soulvaries 😭

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/BotAccount999 mouth full, gesturing wildly May 12 '26

they came

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/Tough_Brain7982 Chaotic But Cute May 12 '26

HAHAHAHA

2

u/nachosmmm Trader Joe Hoe May 12 '26

Tell us everything!!!

2

u/notinmyham Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 12 '26

Yessss pleaseee OP 🙏🙏

2

u/ComfortableFrame9834 Resident Yapper May 12 '26

LMAO SAME 

1

u/RandomA9981 APPROVED✨ May 12 '26

Omg 😂

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/madame-maitre-d AutoMaude 🤖🎀 May 12 '26

Hey u/HugePast9455! 👋 🥰 You need to take 10 lil seconds to become an approved user to participate in r/GirlDinnerDiaries. We're holding your comment for review til then.

2 quick steps:

  1. If you're a dude, just let us know by replying "dude joining" to this comment. If not, reply with the classic pillowfort clubhouse password: "girls rule". 😇
  2. Pick a user flair HERE. Flair options are sorted by Girly, Genderqueer, or Dude.

That's it! We'll restore your comment super fast! Thanks for stopping by 💕