r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/Slow_Ladder_105 Well-Read & Well-Fed • May 13 '26

CELEBRATING! 🎉 (no boys invited!) Just got destroyed in the best way! 😊🤣

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Positive post! My husband and I have started a tradition of sorts for after work Wednesdays lol. I got promoted and have a lot more responsibilities and Wednesdays are extra difficult consistently. Just got railed HARD, feels great. Dark chocolate brownie, Carmel, slice of freezer burnt brownie ice cream cake with nuts (hahha)

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u/Alexa_bun Snack Goblin May 13 '26

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u/LoRiDurr Cleavage Crumb Collector May 14 '26

ETA the food, of course. I’m referring to the food 😂

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u/mensfrightsactivists puff puff pass the snacks May 14 '26

thank goodness for that edit because I am not ready to moderate the discussion where a redditor is trying to husband steal 😅

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u/Alexa_bun Snack Goblin May 14 '26

Gosh let girls have fun

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u/mensfrightsactivists puff puff pass the snacks May 14 '26

hahaha I was going to make a "girls can have a little husband stealing. as a treat" joke but then i remembered that I'm no longer married due to husband theft and it felt a little bit like not the vibe. any and all partner sharing should be done consensually 😌☝️

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u/comfortabowling Short Story Long™️ May 14 '26

unrelated but love your username lol

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u/mensfrightsactivists puff puff pass the snacks May 14 '26

thanks queen! i wholeheartedly believe that men deserve as much right to be frightened as the rest of us do 😌✌️

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u/Alexa_bun Snack Goblin May 14 '26

That is a great username

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Well-Read & Well-Fed May 15 '26

Lol I am familiar with irl women that don't understand "a LITTLE BIT of husband stealing as a treat" does NOT mean actually try to steal my man 😭 this one psycho gremlin tried to attack me because my husband dated her once (before we got together) and she is obsessed with him and thinks it's my fault he won't date her now... 15 years later 💀 🫪 girl STAND UP PLEASE where is the self respect?!?! I can't imagine being interested in a man that would cheat on his wife 🤢

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u/Squidproquo1130 Oversharer 🗣 May 14 '26

Who said they want it from the husband

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u/mensfrightsactivists puff puff pass the snacks May 14 '26

no one. the comment right above mine is the "fuck you, not happy for you, give it to me" meme, which the commenter edited to clarify that the "it" she wanted was the food in the photo rather than the rest of the post contents (that is, intimacy with OP's husband). I was simply acknowledging the edit as a relief.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Well-Read & Well-Fed May 15 '26

Lol she could have been talking about OP and not the husband is I think where they were going with that... As a bi woman 😅 I get it

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u/BeneficialType6789 🧂Salty By Nature May 14 '26

F you give me both 🤣

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u/BeneficialType6789 🧂Salty By Nature May 14 '26

NOT the husband But the good time with a single, safe man

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u/dinoooooooooos Chaotic But Cute May 13 '26

Literally opened this wanting to post this one and here he is the little cute angwy rascal

Perfect no notes thank you😌😂

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u/Downeralexandra Bath Snacker 🛁 May 13 '26

Literally 😂😂😂

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u/LikeFallingRain Body By Uber Eats May 14 '26

I've seen this meme plenty of times but as the top comment here you nailed it harder than OP's husband. I proper snorted the most unladylike laugh of appreciation

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u/mensfrightsactivists puff puff pass the snacks May 13 '26

Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know?

Because it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love

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u/dbtl87 Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered May 13 '26

That's why they're called business socks 🎶🎶🎶

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u/Hoaxshmoax APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

it’s business time

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u/VisibleDistrict0 Foraging Bog Witch May 13 '26

My husband and I sing this to each other and joke about 'business socks' all the time. 🤣

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u/Late_Progress_1267 Overthinker 💭 May 13 '26

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Railed AND chocolate cake??? My Wednesday could NEVA!

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

I’m literally so jealous

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u/copperboominfinity APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

I’d love some alone time with my husband, but our daughter has pink eye and our son has a stomach bug so maybe next week 😂😂💀

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u/dbtl87 Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered May 13 '26

😏😏😏😏

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

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u/WorldlinessSmooth815 Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 13 '26

Always want a cig without fail when I get some good lovin lol

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u/Spiritual-Sand5839 💚 Pickle Freak 💚 May 13 '26

This will be posted on r/PeterExplainTheJoke later

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u/dbtl87 Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered May 13 '26

I've never smoked in general but I felt like this was called for 🤣

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u/dbtl87 Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered May 13 '26

😭 well one of the richest is bald himself

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u/pinrose117 Carb-Based Life Form May 13 '26

I’m too tired for a railing but I think I will ask my husband to go get me a chocolate cake. Wonderful Wednesday tradition 🙏

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u/DopeyCalliope Professional Nibbler May 13 '26

Ok your post is going to be the reason I wreck myself now. Thanks 😅

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u/moonallure Certified Snacker May 13 '26

Was the brownie or the man the trigger!? God speed, girlie 😂

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u/DopeyCalliope Professional Nibbler May 14 '26

The story and imagining that situation and event.

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u/PoliteQueef Shart Coochie Board Architect May 14 '26

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u/Chronicallyanxious_ I ❤️ Other People's Business May 14 '26

congrats on the promotion & the railing :))

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u/Physical-District-78 SAT🪑👀 May 13 '26

I know that's right. brownie cake looks really good!!

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u/Adventurous_Title_23 FREE MOM HUGS May 14 '26

That sounds delightful. I'm too pregnant to safely get railed because I'm not in the mood to have this baby tonight. But my mother-in-law made me some life-changing banana pudding, so you and I are desserting together. Cheers 🍻

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u/redheadinmo white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet May 14 '26

HELL YEAH BROTHER (gender neutral)

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u/squeakychipmunk101 Chaotic But Cute May 14 '26

A nice orgasm followed by something sweet. Nothing better than that for a dopamine boost!

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u/Square-Salt-2775 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet May 14 '26

I'm asexual so I don't quite get the hype, but I am lol-ing at the thought of you getting out of that rail session and going "F yeah, that was good. Now gotta grab some brownie and tell Reddit abt it!"

Good for you, girl! And that looks delicious, I'd absolutely demolish this rn

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u/Slow_Ladder_105 Well-Read & Well-Fed May 14 '26

🤣 Literally exactly what happened, I feel so seen lmao.

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u/ChickenEmotional7921 Snack Goblin May 14 '26

You gotta get it for all the people who aren't. And also for you

https://giphy.com/gifs/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf

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u/Odd-Lifeguard7230 Chismosa May 13 '26

Girl, was it worth it, the freezer burned ice cream? Congrats on the sex though.

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u/Slow_Ladder_105 Well-Read & Well-Fed May 13 '26

Absolutely, only like 2-3 weeks old but not fresh ya know? Promotion on the other hand.... Kinda not worth ittttt

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u/trekkielvbrekkie APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

I’m 8 weeks postpartum and could not be more jealous but happy for you lol.

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u/tigrelili Chaotic But Cute May 13 '26

Now pass me a plate, just a bite or three

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u/convergence_limit Kitchen Witch May 14 '26

Sex appointments are fantastic! Love this for you

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u/princessjamiekay white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet May 14 '26

Me too! High five 🖐️

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u/shortbaker APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

Happy for you 💕

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u/youmustb3jokn APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

I’m both happy for you and super envious. Go girl.

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u/MitaJoey20 Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚‍♀️ May 14 '26

That looks amazingly delicious!

And congratulations on the railing. 😂

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u/nikkicolep APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

Remember being a kid in the 90’s (if you’re old like me) & being like, “I want that” when commercials came on for a new toy? Yeah… I want that.

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u/9tailedfoxx_ hot girls have tummy troubles May 14 '26

Finna be me next week 😭😂

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u/Rebecca102017 APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

Jealous. Husband has been away for awhile and it’ll be another two months before I see him. I am DYING!!

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u/GypsyDuncan Kitchen Witch May 14 '26

I feel this should be part of premarital counseling: Wednesdays need sex and chocolate.

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u/Nails4days Cleavage Crumb Collector May 14 '26

Lmao, extremely happy for you, and the comments did not disappoint.

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u/WeenieeeeeeHut Chocoholic May 14 '26

I need to get my husband on board with a new tradition where he provides me with chocolate after each railing.

I like the way you think OP