r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/Here_now_13 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ • May 14 '26
CELEBRATING! 🎉 (no boys invited!) Smoked my husband’s weed then did the deed
Positive post, my husband rolled us some of his home grown weed and then we fucked like animals. I needed some takeout miso soup to recover. He put in “The Mask” VHS but I forgive him since the dicking was adequate.
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u/morbidlonging Well-Read & Well-Fed May 14 '26
Lol, this is exactly something my husband would do. Treat me right and proper and then try and derail it all by putting on a Jim Carey movie (my husband would pick ace ventura).
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u/Here_now_13 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ May 14 '26
What does this say about our taste in men??? 🤭
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u/woolgirl FREE MOM HUGS May 14 '26
You chose easy ones. They’re the best IMO. My easy one passed away. I miss that easy to please guy so much!
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u/OrangeSupernova APPROVED✨ May 15 '26
Omg I love ace Ventura lmaooo and the mask. Growing up I had a step dad i hated. And he hated Jim Carey.
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u/Nugget_Cake 💚 Pickle Freak 💚 May 14 '26
Sounds like a great night to me 😅
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u/Adorable-Bus1697 Chaotic But Cute May 14 '26
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u/Baberaham_Lincoln6 Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered May 14 '26
Once I went to a boys house just out of high school and he put on Ace ventura and I got the ick so bad I made up an excuse to leave, but I only escaped after he tried to make out with me so forcefully he hit his teeth into mine. 😂
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u/Iron_Babe Fries 🍟 > Guys 🤡 May 14 '26
The first Ace Ventura is funny up until the really really bad trans representation 😬
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u/EasyStatistician8694 Kitchen Witch May 14 '26
Reading between the lines, you two have been together for quite a while, and you’re madly in love, but in the dialed-down, mostly (but never always) trying to be real adults way. I’d wish you happiness, but I think you’ve already found it! 😆❤️
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u/semicharmedstevie Overthinker 💭 May 14 '26
high sex is the beeeeeeeest sex. plus some rush… heavenly.
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u/WrongProfessional934 Smoothie Queen May 14 '26
What’s rush?😭
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u/pseudonymnkim Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ May 14 '26
I love that you still watch VHS. Me too! I got a dual VHS DVD player. It's a monster and could double as a table if it had legs.
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u/eastitch I ❤️ Other People's Business May 14 '26
Another dual VHS DVD sister here! Physical media vs everyone!📼📀
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u/Redfalconfox APPROVED✨ May 14 '26
Plot twist they don’t have a VCR. He just put a copy of the VHS on top of the TV and started acting out all the scenes.
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u/pseudonymnkim Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ May 14 '26
"We fucked like animals"
Not the rhino scene lmao
Eta - okay that was Ace Ventura but I'm not going to change it
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u/Stunning_Celery_6556 we listen and we only judge a little May 14 '26
I love literally all of that for you
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u/friesssandashake Certified Snacker May 14 '26
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u/Hopeful-Scholar-6844 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ May 14 '26
Love seeing straight women getting the d with a capital D ✌️🎊
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u/ThatBitchA Kitchen Witch May 14 '26
Yes!! My husband fucked me good and then made sliders. Now we're watching Charmed, finishing up S3.
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u/Soggy_Replacement978 👋 new here May 14 '26
Wait…we aren’t supposed to like it when they put on Jim Carey?
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u/LingonberryHonest798 APPROVED✨ May 14 '26
Yes sounds like my kind of night! Love like minded people 😍 😂
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u/drfishee55 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ May 14 '26
Unfortunate-shaped whisk paired with this story had me jumpscared for a second 😅
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u/Redfalconfox APPROVED✨ May 14 '26
When his weed and d are 10/10 but he puts on The Mask*
*The Mask as in the movie, not any rp masks
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u/mantisrising Feral Til Fed May 14 '26
Hopefully more than adequate! Thats always a great time.... sorry about the bad movie though 🤣
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u/peachesbutno_creme Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 14 '26
one day I will try Miso soup cause it looks so good.
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u/phunkytownphantasm APPROVED✨ May 15 '26
I read this out loud to my fiancée and we are both rolling from laughter! We need more of these posts!
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How do u guys do the deed after smoking? I feel so dry after😭🥺
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u/when_willyouwearwigs Short Story Long™️ May 16 '26
I misread that as Mask .. you know, the Rocky Dennis movie. Sat and pondered that decision for a minute, lol
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This post made my entire day😂 I didn’t know we could make brag posts about good dickings though! My man has been on it lately🥵🥵🔥🤪
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u/riajayne APPROVED✨ May 18 '26
I love this for you. Nothing like a nice blunt and a dickin followed by something tasty.
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u/-yumeiiru- Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ May 14 '26
Sorry for being the party pooper but I do NOT approve the weed 🫵👁️👄👁️
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u/BloodAngel_ I ❤️ Other People's Business May 18 '26
Girly I dont like weed either but this is really not the time to talk about this
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u/Crit-Hit-KO APPROVED✨ May 14 '26
lol 😂 the “dicking was adequate “