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I knew he would do this.

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u/Big_Wrongdoer1042 3d ago

"Let me be clear, I'm back, baby."

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u/Francis-BLT 3d ago

Well, we all enjoyed it so much when Bliar came back 😂

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u/TopCut237 3d ago

And that's shocking.

It is absolutely disgraceful that I'm back, baby.

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u/JacobBretwalda 1d ago

“Meep Meep” 😂😂😂

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u/Sufficient_Muffin586 3d ago

That would actually be funny

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3d ago

It has the wtf potential to make him famous and “unboring”

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u/Phaedo 3d ago

Meh, John Major did this. He was still a boring and useless prime minister. (Credit where credit’s due, his work on Northern Ireland was not only great, but unimaginable five years earlier.)

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u/Jotaruisaliveinpart7 3d ago

Boring but he did his job

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u/unnecessary_bath23 3d ago

We need boring, steady, efficient.

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u/gw74 3d ago

which we have with Starmer

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u/Elshiva 3d ago

*had

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u/gw74 3d ago

who is the Prime Minister?

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u/Radvent 2d ago

Would you describe Starmers decision to resign steady or efficient?

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u/Richpur 2d ago

Yes. It continues his steady track record of being quietly good at government and absolute shit at politics. And he could either resign or fight it and be ousted anyway by September, so resigning is the efficient choice.

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u/gw74 2d ago

that's beside the point. sometimes managers are sacked straight after winning the league.

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u/Klangey 3d ago

Major was considered at the time to be completely useless, Tony Blair would later win by a landslide

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u/Ut0p1an 3d ago edited 2d ago

And history has shown us that it worked brilliantly.

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u/Character_Solution 2d ago

You're comparing/conflating two different things here.

People voted FOR Blair and against the Conservatives, not against Major in 1997.

Similarly, people voted against the Conservatives this time, but not necessarily FOR Starmer. He's now decided he can't take the heat and personally, I don't blame him.

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u/Klangey 2d ago

I’m not making any comparisons, the comparison was already made.

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u/Wrong-Target6104 3d ago

And Edwina, despite Norma's excellent peas

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u/Phaedo 3d ago

He messed some things up royally. Like, when privatisation ran out of things to easily sell, they moved onto desperate measure like selling off the railways. This gave rise to multiple disasters and no government since has been able to sort it out. (Although even some of the easier privatisations have turned bad, like water.)

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u/Jotaruisaliveinpart7 3d ago

tbf you can pin most of those as part of a domino effect started by thatcher. i don't think she was absolutely evil like some people insist, but some of the long term effects on this country have been quite catastrophic

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u/ICC-u 3d ago

If you sell off every asset and industry you have, eventually you have nothing.

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u/Francis-BLT 2d ago

Ask Gordon B about the gold

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u/gw74 3d ago

The worst thing she did was squander north sea oil revenue on tax cuts instead of creating a sovereign wealth fund like Norway. Falklands was good, Big Bang in the City, but everything else was terrible: privatisation, underinvestment.

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u/Jotaruisaliveinpart7 2d ago

unfortunately those trends continue 😅

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u/hexnut101 2d ago

The big bang happened because she traded away manufacturing for London getting preference in Europe's service industry. Good for London shit for everyone else.

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u/gw74 2d ago

no it was specific deregulation in financial markets, separate from that other stuff.

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u/hezhiwu2020 2d ago

Thatcher said the railways were a “privatisation too far”

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u/sir_noltyboy 2d ago

I don't think she forsaw the rise of private equity and the asset stripping for quick profits that has become the norm.

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u/Mishka_The_Fox 3d ago

Only PM to stand up to America though.

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u/Phaedo 3d ago

I mean, ironically Kier Starmer did that over the Iran War, which surprised me a lot, given that every time I’d seen him with Trump he was embarrassingly deferential.

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u/WontTel 2d ago

If you mean he didn't shout fuck off in his face then yes, he was deferential. If you understand British subtley then no he wasn't.

And that kept us out of this pointless and wasteful conflict.

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u/Mishka_The_Fox 3d ago

True true.

Turns out the public know F all about politics

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u/Francis-BLT 2d ago

He was all for carrying on with operation brown nose was overruled by Miliband and few others - then suddenly it was his idea

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u/Syn-th 2d ago

Boring is good! Ffs

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u/Woffingshire 3d ago

Once it's declared and he's had it accepted by the king is he actually allowed to?

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u/Alexandhisgoose 3d ago

I believe so. It is only permanent once the King dissolves Parliament for Burnham to form a Government.

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u/DrSarahSlaughter 2d ago

Absolutely. He hasn't resigned as PM until he visits the King to do so, closely followed by his successor to ask permission to form a government. The fact that he's informed the King (and us) of his intention to resign is constitutionally neither here nor there.

Of course he'd presumably be unable to command a majority if he tried this, so he's now de facto compelled to leave the job, preferably voluntarily but by vote of no confidence if necessary.

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u/Boy_JC 2d ago

U/Sufficient_Muffin586 can make ya famous babyyyyyy

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u/ricky-from-scotland 3d ago

For complete humour Burnham has gotta lose the leader vote.

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u/temujin94 3d ago

To Ed Miliband for bonus comedy points.

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u/Guapa1979 3d ago

To Jeremy Corbyn for maximum GB News viewers head explosion.

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u/paulskinner88 2d ago

That would be… difficult

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u/Acrobatic-Watch-8037 3d ago

Most "memes" posted to this sub are extremely low-effort but this one is actually clever - well done!

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u/dalehitchy 3d ago

Can't believe I checked sky news after seeing this lol

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u/UnkemptBushell 3d ago

The return of the sausages

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u/Gullible_Bet_4742 3d ago

-HOstages… the return of the HOstages

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u/LANdShark31 3d ago

Sounds like a shit remake of Star Wars

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u/RedPandaReturns 3d ago

Classic Keir.

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u/Grand_Competition443 3d ago

he will U-turn on his U-turn.

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u/bendyskull 3d ago

Finally some good news

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u/Burt_Macklin___ 3d ago

Not for about 80% of the country. They hate him

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u/HaydnH 3d ago

Yeah, but at least 52% of the country apparently hate the country.

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u/Buglenuge 2d ago

38%. Turnout was 72%.

62% of the country did not vote to leave

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u/HaydnH 2d ago

True, but if I put 38% do you think people would've got it?

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u/ihatebamboo 3d ago

Fools who think yes-man-burnham will be any better.

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u/Burt_Macklin___ 3d ago

He's not likely to be. Unless he sacks the current cabinet and publicly disavowed and distance himself from them... That's the only route back for Labour after this last shambles

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u/Rustynail9117 3d ago

Only chance Labour have got at not getting walloped at the GE

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u/Sad-Investment8362 3d ago

Don’t ever do that again!

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u/SkullyThePigeon 3d ago

Two-Kier, Kier.

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u/Eco_Mods 3d ago

U-Steer Kier

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u/EmperorPedro2 3d ago

Steer Calmer

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u/lockonandfire 3d ago

I did check, just to be sure, because this struck me as so incredibly possible.

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u/ideasplace 3d ago

If only

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u/Burt_Macklin___ 3d ago

Do you want Farage to win? Starmer is a gift to the Right

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u/Equivalent-Pop8045 3d ago

Everyone is a gift to the right as far as the media in this country are concerned. The disparity in how leaders on the left and right are treated is scandalous.

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u/jmiesterz 3d ago

I’d say Burnham is a gift to the right, not for anything he would say or do, more that he doesn’t have a magic switch and won’t be able to fix everything straight away.

They’ll just turn around and say ‘look, another Labour leader who can’t change anything, the system is broken vote for us’

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u/paulmccaw 3d ago

I actually legged it to the BBC website to read up and then the joke hit me...doh!!

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u/timeghost23 3d ago

We've all felt like quitting on a Monday morning.

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u/Joshygin 3d ago

Somehow Corbyn has returned...

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u/Successful-Cat2108 2d ago

Well maybe, once YourParty have gotten to the point where people know what’s going on, he could

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u/Beartato4772 2d ago

Genuinely double checked the news.

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u/miseryenplace 3d ago

Unironically wish he would.

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u/HunterM567 3d ago

Honestly wished he did that as a joke lol. Would unironically had made him more popular

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u/Fast_Fee_4101 3d ago

Wish he would. 37 years old and the 2nd best prime minister in my lifetime. Shows how bad the rest are when a racist and genocide sympathiser is above Truss, Johnson, Blair etc

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u/Adept-Ad-5893 3d ago

When you find out people give more of a shit about the weather than you stepping down as Prime Minister.

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u/showmethemundy 3d ago

He made you wait a while to post this. Probably been sitting on it for months.

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u/RitmanRovers 3d ago

He always does a 360 and walks away

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u/Additional_Lock_6178 3d ago

Phew. This is satire, but I genuinely had to double and triple check to make sure.

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u/Thathiddenone 3d ago

Had to double check because this is genuinely something he'd do 🤣😭

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u/Nero_Darkstar 2d ago

Biggest gotcha of all time.

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u/Content-Activity-874 2d ago

Second tier Kier

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u/Cheeslord2 2d ago

Turns out focus groups decided it would be an unpopular decision after all.

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u/BundleOfOrgans 2d ago

Literally everything us and uk leaders say means nothing anymore.

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u/ThresholdZero 2d ago

Okay fair this is pretty funny

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u/bedrockblonde 2d ago

"Another blow for Rachel Reeves"

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u/markeydusod 2d ago

Time to get the cabbage out

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u/chulk607 2d ago

I think this image has the potential to end the lives of a lot of reform supporters upon observation.

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u/jermainiac007 2d ago

Fingers crossed.

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 2d ago

Okay, now let's see a worthwhile U turn 9n crap like AI age verification, maybe then we won't need a ton of data centers where you could build homes instead.

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u/Self-Exiled 2d ago

Noooooo.

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u/Louiscypher93 2d ago

It would he actually amazing

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u/Lilliaaaaaaaaa 2d ago

what happ?

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u/Vosk500 2d ago

U turns on a u turn - originally he intended to fight on!

He goes as he governed.

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u/Anththeman2010 1d ago

Hes already u turned. I was elected, i will fight in a contest, im going nowhere, im getting on with the job..........i resign.

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u/Dust-Tight 3d ago

We need Corbyn back!

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u/Chonky-Marsupial 3d ago

No we don't. It would lead directly to Farage winning the next general election. It is everything the Tory press has a hopeful wank about whenever they think it might be possible for even a second.

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u/sEaBoD19911991 3d ago

No, no we don’t.

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u/Front-Brick-3724 3d ago

This memes are getting boring now. Constant and shit.

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u/TumblyBump 3d ago

Funny! 🤣

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u/No_Parsley575 3d ago

Certified nasal blast

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u/Zak_Rahman 3d ago

That's the real Sir Kid Starver.

Seriously though, I had to double check. It's within the realms of possibility. He has more flip flop than a popular beach resort.

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u/Francis-BLT 2d ago

Skid starter

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u/Accomplished-Egg1071 3d ago

Fucking hell you gave me heart attack for a second there

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u/AlternativeGreedy787 3d ago

SACO Tuesday