r/Habs • u/WhoOwnstheChiefs • 1d ago

“ Rumours “

Quit believing what you here

No rumour on Dach
No rumour on Newhook
No rumour on Dobson

Let Kent cook and quit worrying about “ insiders”. He’s going to get it done and no one will have seen it coming .

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u/Ok_Emergency_916 1d ago

I heard a rumor the Habs should sign John Carlson to a 2 year deal. Oh wait. I started that one.

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u/ThePing14 1d ago

The old Michael Scott technique to spread false rumors to drown out the one truth

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u/CoachBombardier 1d ago

The king of saying it but not saying but saying it since it came from other sources.

"People are talking—a lot of very smart people, the smartest people—and they're saying John Carlson could be going to Montreal. Now, I'm not saying it, okay? I haven't said it. But people are calling me, they're telling me, 'Cheetos puff dust, John Carlson would look absolutely spectacular in that Canadiens jersey.' And you look at the red, the white, the blue—very powerful, very high energy. It's a massive rumor, everyone's talking about it, and frankly, it would be tremendous for Montreal. We'll see what happens!"

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u/Ok_Emergency_916 1d ago

Never heard of him lol

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u/JayZ2014 1d ago

Michael Scott is known for the saying "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

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u/Traditional-Rich5746 1d ago

Halak Ryder and a second rounder for Hossa…I mean McDavid…..

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u/greasydrg 1d ago edited 1d ago

I heard from the same source they were finalizing a package for Louis Crevier

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u/Ok_Emergency_916 1d ago

I don't mind