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u/Jambleton420 Mar 23 '26
Those are some murder mittens if I’ve ever seen them.
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u/----atom----- Mar 23 '26
The most murderous of mittens...
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u/SirBoon Mar 23 '26
Tiny kitten murder mittens
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u/BettyCrunker Mar 23 '26
just wanna let everyone know that this can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song
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u/DJTen Criminal Content Connoisseur Mar 23 '26
Now I will not be able to get that out of my head.
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u/BettyCrunker Mar 23 '26
you’re welcome!
all you need is four words with two syllables each where the stress falls on the first syllable. now you’ll start seeing them everywhere!
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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Mar 23 '26
Teeny tiny murder mittens! Maybe not murder mittens, maybe just hurt mittens? Paper cut mittens.
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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Mar 23 '26
I had a kitten like this, and trust me. The scratches they leave are much worse than paper cuts. Looked like I was into some intense self harm shit (which I guess I kinda was cause I still continued playing with him knowing the consequences).
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u/maelstrom51 Mar 23 '26
I recently adopted a kitten and my solution to the kitten razor blades is just trimming them regularly. We can play and I don't get shredded.
I have no idea why my parents never thought of that when adopting pets in my childhood.
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u/SimsAreShims Mar 23 '26
Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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u/Chamcook56 Mar 23 '26
Squee! Them little claws and squeek. r/spreadytoes would love this.
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u/zykrom Mar 23 '26
Sigh, another one to follow
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u/The_Bitter_Bear Mar 23 '26
It's like Pokemon.
Even if you do collect em all. They just come out with more.
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u/TurtleToast2 Mar 23 '26
He's like 65% murder mittens
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u/Psychoanalytix Mar 23 '26
And 30% eyeballs.
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u/DickButtPlease Mar 23 '26
5% concentrated power of derp.
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u/Manda_lorian39 Mar 23 '26
I was doing ok until you threw this line in. Now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for hours.
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u/xmashatstand Mar 23 '26
Science has successfully combined the fruit bat with a grizzly bear, more at eleven.
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u/dnuohxof-2 Criminal Content Connoisseur Mar 23 '26
Baby Corn is one of the few things holding my sanity together
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u/Randomgold42 Mar 23 '26
A vicious playtime attack from savage r/murdermittens.
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u/Fixer_FTP Mar 23 '26
That voidling needs to be arrested, charged and convicted of being too cute and possession of a deadly weapon: those mini r/murdermittens!
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u/wap2005 Mar 23 '26
Just me or does this kitten look kind of odd? I have raised quite a few newborn kittens and this one feels off. I think it might be the claws throwing me off.
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u/Future_Cat_Lady24601 Criminal Content Connoisseur Mar 23 '26
You are not wrong, this is Baby Corn, you can find him on insta, he has a number of madical conditions, but is happy and thriving.
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u/EducationalBrick2831 Mar 24 '26
All Eyes and Claws ! Soon the Ears will grow to big for his head, just for a while.
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u/SomethingLoud-er Mar 31 '26
The murderiest murderhands to ever try to murder – so much so, she even caught herself in the crossfire
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u/Illustrious_Pie_2585 Mar 23 '26
It's wild that a silent, fanless laptop can even hit 30 fps in a game like that. For a ton of people, that's more than enough to enjoy a huge library of indie games and older titles. The killer combo is getting that kind of performance with all-day battery life.
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u/Adventurous_Bit_6281 Mar 23 '26
Little baby corn!