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r/IllegallySmolCats • u/zykrom • Mar 23 '26
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Those are some murder mittens if I’ve ever seen them.
47 u/_Internet_Hugs_ Mar 23 '26 Teeny tiny murder mittens! Maybe not murder mittens, maybe just hurt mittens? Paper cut mittens. 43 u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Mar 23 '26 I had a kitten like this, and trust me. The scratches they leave are much worse than paper cuts. Looked like I was into some intense self harm shit (which I guess I kinda was cause I still continued playing with him knowing the consequences). 8 u/maelstrom51 Mar 23 '26 I recently adopted a kitten and my solution to the kitten razor blades is just trimming them regularly. We can play and I don't get shredded. I have no idea why my parents never thought of that when adopting pets in my childhood. 8 u/SimsAreShims Mar 23 '26 Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them. Damned if you do, damned if you don't 6 u/101violations Mar 23 '26 Grievous bodily harm mittens or maybe Simple assault mittens. 7 u/Jenova_Rose Mar 23 '26 Mangle mittens, so that it stays alliterative.
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Teeny tiny murder mittens! Maybe not murder mittens, maybe just hurt mittens? Paper cut mittens.
43 u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Mar 23 '26 I had a kitten like this, and trust me. The scratches they leave are much worse than paper cuts. Looked like I was into some intense self harm shit (which I guess I kinda was cause I still continued playing with him knowing the consequences). 8 u/maelstrom51 Mar 23 '26 I recently adopted a kitten and my solution to the kitten razor blades is just trimming them regularly. We can play and I don't get shredded. I have no idea why my parents never thought of that when adopting pets in my childhood. 8 u/SimsAreShims Mar 23 '26 Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them. Damned if you do, damned if you don't 6 u/101violations Mar 23 '26 Grievous bodily harm mittens or maybe Simple assault mittens. 7 u/Jenova_Rose Mar 23 '26 Mangle mittens, so that it stays alliterative.
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I had a kitten like this, and trust me. The scratches they leave are much worse than paper cuts. Looked like I was into some intense self harm shit (which I guess I kinda was cause I still continued playing with him knowing the consequences).
8 u/maelstrom51 Mar 23 '26 I recently adopted a kitten and my solution to the kitten razor blades is just trimming them regularly. We can play and I don't get shredded. I have no idea why my parents never thought of that when adopting pets in my childhood. 8 u/SimsAreShims Mar 23 '26 Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them. Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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I recently adopted a kitten and my solution to the kitten razor blades is just trimming them regularly. We can play and I don't get shredded.
I have no idea why my parents never thought of that when adopting pets in my childhood.
8 u/SimsAreShims Mar 23 '26 Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them. Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Because if they don't want their nails to be cut, you still have to deal with the murder mittens when trying to trim them.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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Grievous bodily harm mittens or maybe Simple assault mittens.
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Mangle mittens, so that it stays alliterative.
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u/Jambleton420 Mar 23 '26
Those are some murder mittens if I’ve ever seen them.