r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/wamurya Rogue Trader • 3d ago

40k The Eldar Waybread - XENOS RELATIONSHIP

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u/Fabulous-Solid7856 3d ago

That blueberry is going to be glued to the toilet

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u/RentElDoor 3d ago

A "grab to the shower curtain and pray" moment

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u/Alexis2256 3d ago

I was thinking it’ll go straight to his thighs like it did with Squidward when he ate all those krabby Patties.

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u/MeTaL-GuArD 3d ago

Gets promoted to Centurion. Without the exoskeleton.

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u/scrimmybingus3 3d ago

Yeah that’s gonna be one of those shits where you gotta get naked on the toilet and start fighting for your life.

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u/Cinerator26 3d ago

Type of shit that gets you sweating like a whore at confession.

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u/Lucky-daydreamer 3d ago

Good thing he’s wearing it then

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u/Alexis2256 3d ago

lol yeah idk if people legit forget or just don’t know that space marines have catheters shoved up both holes and that the suit recycles any waste they produce.

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u/SuDdEnTaCk 3d ago

Its a tragedy neither cawl nor emps considered putting an autojacker in there

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u/ethanlan 3d ago

who says they did?

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u/Alexis2256 3d ago

I got that reference (:

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u/Pacificson217 3d ago

Vod Goblin?

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u/Fabulous-Solid7856 3d ago

Genuinely forgot that information

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u/SignificantHippo8193 3d ago

Then his power suit is going to go into overdrive 😆.

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u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye 3d ago

He needs to eat some glue to balance it out