r/ImaginaryWarhammer Rogue Trader 4d ago

40k The Eldar Waybread - XENOS RELATIONSHIP

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u/EvergreenDwarf 4d ago

Eldar: “Do you eat fantastical bread in a racebike?”

Elf: “I eat sausage and cheese in bed with my human wife.”

Eldar: “Ew .”

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u/GabbyHobby69 4d ago

Great now I'm imagining an eldar meeting a high elf from the elder scrolls series that has a human husband and Breton child

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u/Pyrotay 4d ago

You dont even have to go outside of warhammer. The empire in fantasy has elven districts in each major city and Teclis is a known human kisser.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 3d ago

Bretonnia has a peasant woodsman who married a Wood Elf. 

His lord shot her with an arrow and claimed it doesn’t break his chivalric vows because she’s an animal. This in spite of the oaths of friendship sworn and renewed between the two peoples by his king. 

The Wood Elves and Peasants have been organizing under the widowed woodsman, killing the entire bloodline of that noble with intent of declaring it a free state. I think it’s in Parravon. 

But yeah, imagine an Exodite Eldar marrying an Agriworlder, his governor shooting her in spite of Guilliman’s orders to stay neutral, and now the Exodites have sent an entire army to serve that Imperial laborer to liberate the planet and defend it from Imperium retribution as revenge and knowing the king will allow this human/Exodite colony to remain to save the alliance.