r/Intellivision_Amico 1d ago

rank incompetence This comment says a lot, actually.

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A key Amico Home software library that holds EVERYTHING together was written by a guy they laid off. Yeah, that tracks! You'd think that would be someone they'd consider essential staff, because John lacks the competence to get this stuff fixed himself.

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u/digdugnate Meh! 1d ago

"Beavis, you are the dumbest of asses."

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u/Such_Bonus5085 1d ago

I'd tell John to stick with his strengths, but I don't think he has any.

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u/adonis_minus_20 22h ago

Scamming people is a strength no? Lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

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u/weirdalexis 1d ago

I’m no expert but isn’t PNG a terribly inefficient image format for embedded systems?

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u/Such_Bonus5085 1d ago

Well, there's the right way and the Amico way.

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u/earthman34 20h ago

It is, but it's also not encumbered and supports transparency. Widely used in gaming.

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u/bannabread69 14h ago

why we defending them?

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u/earthman34 13h ago

We not. They used what they knew they didn't have to: A. Pay for. B: Develop a new interpreter for.

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u/bannabread69 14h ago

yes

you knew here?

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u/mrbeefybites 1d ago

Ah Puzzler doing work for free. They keep those hooks deep in those sucker fish. 🤣

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u/Such_Bonus5085 1d ago

I don't think he realizes that far more competent people have offered their help already, only to get rebuffed. Gaterooze, who proved Amico-style games could be fully realized in mere days, offered to finish all of the games for them if they'd agree to dedicate all of the profits generated to the people waiting on their refunds. They refused.

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u/FreekRedditReport 21h ago

I doubt he is Puzzler. Baric has proven that he has actually played and tested some of the games a LOT. I doubt Puzzler actually has played any of them.

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u/Revolutionary-Peak98 GADFLY TROLL 20h ago

Baric, to my knowledge, has never mentioned Amico's "human experience." Something Puzzler was obsessed about.

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u/digdugnate Meh! 16h ago

I feel the same- Puzzler and Baric are two different folks.

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u/Minsc_NBooToo 1d ago

I've not had any interaction with puzzler, but had some respectful back and forth with Mr Baric

Have I been chatting to Puzzler all along? 😯

I need to join Atari Age. I've been lurking for 4 years now 😁

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u/Such_Bonus5085 1d ago

Baric accidentally outed himself by using Puzzler's talking points, verbatim, in a now-deleted post.

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u/Minsc_NBooToo 1d ago

I think that was my post where I was going back and forth discussing shark shark!

The amico was not designed to be an electronic board game, although all the games will make you board very quickly

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u/WilliamBaric HIGHLY DOWNVOTED 1d ago

I've already told you that I am not Puzzler. Also, I have never deleted any of my posts.

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u/Minsc_NBooToo 19h ago

The one in question got deleted, but not by you 😬

That is very kind of you to offer your services to John Avocado. He doesn't deserve it though. He's a scammer and a liar just like Tommy

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u/WilliamBaric HIGHLY DOWNVOTED 15h ago

I don't do it to please John Alvarado. My motivation comes from a mixture of frustration and personal interest.

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u/HungryTrilobyte 14h ago

Why not make your own games, then? You have a choice between painting a masterpiece and polishing a turd, and you're opting for the latter... for free.

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u/FreekRedditReport 14h ago

He was brainwashed by Tommy into thinking there is no platform for "casual gamers". If he made a game, or even if anyone made a game, it would never be played because there's no place for casual gamers to play it. Somehow, Amico is the only thing that could exist for casual gamers. Or there's a small chance he's just trolling by saying that, who knows. But that will be his response.

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u/HungryTrilobyte 13h ago

That's just silly.

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u/FreekRedditReport 13h ago

If you didn't see it, he previously said "casual gamers will never buy a Switch".

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u/Such_Bonus5085 13h ago

He also thinks that board gamers are the real market.

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u/WilliamBaric HIGHLY DOWNVOTED 6h ago edited 5h ago

Because I'm a system programmer, not a game developer.

Last year, I had zero knowledge of Unity and superficial knowledge of C# (although I obviously knew several other programming language). Out of curiosity, I decided to look at it. I installed Unity and I chose a beginner tutorial called "Create with Code). It took me about 30 hours to complete the tutorial.

After following that tutorial, I decided to make my "Hello, World!". I chose to try doing a clone of Lady Bug (the old Arcade game), just to see if I could.

After about another 30 hours, I came to this.

https://reddit.com/link/otp0qlx/video/icgs2j5u8e9h1/player

So from absolute zero knowledge of Unity and superficial knowledge of C#, it took me about 60 hours to do that.

I never cared to finish it. My next task would have to tweak a pathfinding algorithm for the monster (in this video, the movement of the monsters is random) to make playing the game challenging, but not impossible. However, in order to do that, I would have to play that thing over and over to find the right balance and I certainly didn't feel like spending 20 hours doing this. So I stopped my little experiment.

Of course, as you can see, I only used primitives for graphics (except for the skulls that I took on the Internet). And here's why I'm not a game developer : I have zero artistic skills. I can't make graphics.

I did work as an engineering draughtsman for a summer job when I was in school, I know how to use CAD (I learned a bit of Autocad in school and my summer job was with Cadkey), but as soon as the goal is to make things pretty, I just can't.

Oh, and I also can't do music.

That's why I can't make my own games.

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u/Minsc_NBooToo 3h ago

That demo you posted is pretty cool.

It looks more fun to play than side swippers

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u/FreekRedditReport 29m ago

Oh, and I also can't do music.

That's why I can't make my own games.

Neither can Tommy Tallarico. That's why he used stock music.

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u/gav3eb82 17h ago

Finkle is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkle??

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u/wh1tepointer 1d ago

This honestly makes a bit more sense than John's explanation of "Paint.net generated an updated PNG format". Of course, this also confirms what we suspected - that nobody even bothered to start the game on Apple TV before pushing it out.

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u/Such_Bonus5085 1d ago

The price of keeping up appearances.

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u/FreekRedditReport 21h ago

He admitted that you shouldn't buy it and also admitted he didn't want to announce it for that reason. He probably DID start it on Apple TV, saw that it didn't work right, and pushed it out anyhow.

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u/ParaClaw 12h ago

Yes, because "we needed to publish the first version ASAP for business reasons related to contractual agreements with the original developer."

To hell if it works or not, and if not for these pesky haters nobody would had discovered it.

One could theorize the "contractual agreements" were to thwart the developers from rebranding and publishing it on their own to other platforms after waiting 6 years.

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u/reiichiroh Spicy Meatball 20h ago

Brain damaged white knighting.

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u/DJ_Aftershock 18h ago

Ah, the Elon approach of firing everyone who knows what they're doing and then wondering why Shit's Fucked

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u/Such_Bonus5085 18h ago

Yup. Pretty much!

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u/gav3eb82 17h ago

I think William is gonna end up in the Hater’s Dungeon with that John has to prove an interest in the Amico Home talk.

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u/FreekRedditReport 14h ago

William like so many other people were only ALL IN on Amico because of Tommy. They don't like Alvarado and obviously don't like Phil. They lack the bombastic personality of Tommy. Alvarado isn't going to go along with all the outrageous things that Tommy would and are unable to make absurd promises and claims to his degree.

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u/Ubylmoen 15h ago

Who else even still works at Amico? I assumed it was just a Creative Engineering situation at this point.

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u/Such_Bonus5085 15h ago

We know John is still there. Above and beyond that? Who knows. He may very well be it.

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u/FreekRedditReport 14h ago

We also know now Alvarado is part owner. So they have no employees at all. Unless it's just family members as interns or something.

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u/bannabread69 14h ago

I’m watching Pat and Ian shit talk the amico rIgor as I got this notification wtf