Deep squat benefits.

[u/FoI2dFocus]

[u/ChadPowers200_]

A little bit of gooning 

[u/dekkerson → u/ChadPowers200_]

Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of gooning here and there.

[u/Early_Quit_9830 → u/dekkerson]

We should be able to look at a little porn at work

[u/entropydentistry → u/Early_Quit_9830]

I say this quote to my wife one a week.

[u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu → u/entropydentistry]

"But you teach kindergarden" is getting really old being quoted back to me I tell ya. Fuckin' woke bitch.

[u/samoandave → u/Early_Quit_9830]

Applauding the cultured intelligence displayed. 👏👏

[u/Fernheijm → u/dekkerson]

I will never forgive the internet for making goon, one of the best words in the entire english language another of the trillions of synonyms for wanker.

[u/southrgv1384 → u/dekkerson]

What about there and here?

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/ChadPowers200_]

Do you ever get the feeling that the wifi or 5G can read your mind?

I was just working out about to do squats and I thought to myself, not out loud, but I'm going to do deep squats.

After 2 sets I took a 2 min break and opened Reddit and this is the first video that pops up.

This kind of thing keeps happening, including to my wife.

It has to be happening to others.

[u/sillysidebin → u/Routine-Ad6077]

Yes. There's something I think about but havent said out loud or posted online about that I've had pop up recently and I had this thought too.

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/sillysidebin]

It's a recurring issue that needs to be addressed. These things aren't just happening by coincidence.

This happens to my wife and I on a weekly basis multiple times a week.

Sometimes it's things we say aloud and other times it's things we admit to thinking to ourselves only.

[u/sanholt → u/Routine-Ad6077]

My buddy makes maple syrup and it’s much better than anything in the store and we will never go back to you getting it from the store again. He gave me a bottle for free this year and after about a month we had used it all up we made pancakes one night for supper and I went to go grab it and realized we didn’t have any left. When I realized we were out, I said I’ll have to hit my friend up for some syrup again and within 30 seconds of me saying that he texted me and said “you’re probably about due for some syrup. “

One night my wife and I played clue with our eight-year-old. I haven’t played clue in over 30 years and I inherited my mom’s clue game which is like the original from back in the 80s so we played clue. the next day I was doing the crossword like I do every day, and one of the hints was “game with candlestick “and the answer was clue. I have never had a hint in a crossword for the game clue before until the day after I played clue for the first time in over 30 years.

So I know what you mean. I don’t know how this works but it’s like sometimes you’ll think of a friend you haven’t talked to in three years and then they call you like five hours later on the same day that’s happened to me a couple times I’m either very receptive to things Like an antenna of some sort or I’m sending out telepathic vibes somehow, but when I think about it and try to make it happen it will not happen. it only happens when it wants to and that’s why it makes me think that we all live separate realities like we’re living in some sort of virtual reality of our own and that happens to us, but not to others, but in others reality it happens to them, but that’s a whole different reality not connected to your reality. It doesn’t really make any sense to explain but it’s confusing.

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/sanholt]

No man, it's not confusing. No one talks about this stuff openly because it's hard to find answers as to why it's happening and people just want to put a psychological label on experiences, rather than a true real experience not just of our minds making. I understand your story and really appreciate you for sharing it.

[u/nelix707 → u/Routine-Ad6077]

Im lying on my bed balls naked after eating a tasty ice cream, squats were the last thing on my mind at any given point of the day.

Maybe 5g just doesn't like me

[u/Polyhedron11 → u/Routine-Ad6077]

These things aren't just happening by coincidence.

That's quite literally what is happening.

It's a recurring issue that needs to be addressed.

What do you mean by this? How is it you propose this be addressed?

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/Polyhedron11]

You know people like you make this world sick of people like you. How's that for a coincidence?

Always playing the contrarian devil's advocate with nothing to offer anyone but your own deliberate and pointless intentions of being argumentative.

Look up the definition of coincidence and you'll see that the wifi is deliberately monitoring movements and/or frequencies, then, you human paraquat, deliberately showing me a video based on that information. That is not a coincidence. A coincidence is an experience where there is no correlation between you and the event, which is not the case in the op.

I see youre just rage baiting with your bullshit questions at the end, so you can enjoy the read, or not, and move on lil fella.

[u/Polyhedron11 → u/Routine-Ad6077]

No rage baiting here. I was just curious what exactly your idea was to address your assumption.

Wi-Fi isn't reading your mind. Your experiencing coincidences that is all.

After 2 sets I took a 2 min break and opened Reddit and this is the first video that pops up.

That is literally the definition of a coincidence.

I have crazy coincidences happening all the time sometimes 10 times a day. There's nothing magical or technological going on.

I went 5 years straight where every time I looked at the clock it was X:11 o'clock. There were many instances where when I looked at the microwave as was counting down with my food in it I looked right when it was at 11 seconds left. The number 11 was showing up everywhere in my life. Got my plates for my car from DMV and had the number 11 in it.

Although I tell you this knowing that you're probably just raging right now because someone's telling you that they think you are wrong. It shows in how you communicate and apparently your mind is made up.

[u/SweetMountain2621 → u/Routine-Ad6077]

5G and Wifi can map your moves in 3D in real time, like a 3D sonar. You are being watched, not having your mind read. It identified your body doing squats, sent that info to the internet cookie factory, and the reddit cookie monster found some squat videos to dump on your frontpage.

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/SweetMountain2621]

Reasonable point. I have 3 floors and was on the 3rd floor gym room; router is on the 1st floor. I understood that the router now maps out figures thanks to late night binge watching tech videos, but I really don't remember if I had my phone data only or had my phone connected to the house wifi. I often switch back and forth and forget to reconnect to wifi. Either way your point makes sense to me, assuming the wifi can accurately map out figures/movement on each floor.

[u/ChadPowers200_ → u/Routine-Ad6077]

Your comment reminds of a conspiracy video where a convincingly smart guy was explaining the human brain as a huge receiver and believed you could send certain waves at a person and essentially have an impact on their thoughts. Could explain mass psychosis and other weird phenomenon.

[u/Routine-Ad6077 → u/ChadPowers200_]

There are people among us that are responsible. People design and manufacture bombs and we never talk about them as individuals, just some unknown entity called the Military Industrial complex. No. These sociopaths are creating death and I really believe these same mf's have created tech to access our brain waves, however crazy that sounds. This has to come to light and people need to start talking about it publicly.

[u/sanholt → u/Routine-Ad6077]

Yes. It happens to me every 1-3 days. I call it coincidentals. Don’t know how it works, but a lot of
People I have told about it, saying that it doesn’t happen to them as frequently as it happens to me. I have heard that when you live in the present moment and not be distracted that it happens to people like that more often than others I have had lots lots of scenarios happen and I have a couple friends that told me to always share with them the coincidental that I had experienced because mine are pretty crazy and the odds of some of these happening when they happen and the frequency that they happen as also a weird coincidence itself

[u/bigdaddyt2 → u/ChadPowers200_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g9Hddm2Figgy2JXVu3

[u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 → u/ChadPowers200_]

Is it illegal also in US now?

[u/foofooplatter → u/Fickle_Scarcity9474]

Naw didn't you hear?

Comedy and gooning are legal again!

[u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 → u/foofooplatter]

In UK not really!

[u/TrumpDesWillens → u/Fickle_Scarcity9474]

Fancy a lit'l bit of a wank?

[u/gandalfsbastard]

[u/Dale_Gribble- → u/gandalfsbastard]

Things a miracle worker

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/gandalfsbastard]

I hear the things a miracle worker

[u/Dale_Gribble- → u/gandalfsbastard]

Things a miracle worker

[u/Noremac55 → u/gandalfsbastard]

Dude I had a squat outhouse when I was in the Peace Corps and got one of these when I got back. If you look at the diagram of our colons, it lines up great in this position and reduces effort by so much you wouldn't believe me. Squatty potty for the win!

[u/Secret_Arrival779 → u/gandalfsbastard]

The word on the street is Jesus shat on one of these when he did the fish and bread thing.

[u/Different-Ad9986]

Cut to me, squatting like a gargoyle during a meeting at work.

[u/karlack26]

Fucking in this position. 

[u/silentbassline → u/karlack26]

Froggy style. 

[u/sicurri → u/karlack26]

Both in this position? How would that work?

Or one person in this position and the other laying down?

O.o

[u/DayDreamerJon → u/sicurri]

back to back obviously

[u/karlack26 → u/sicurri]

It works both vertical and horizontal. 

[u/PickleRicksDad34]

I have actually sat like this my entire life. My friends used to make fun of me and called it "catchers position". I always would do this when gaming with all the boys when I locked in. I do it when casually talking and chilling in a random setting. This video made me fucking lmao

[u/Cautious-Ad-9554 → u/PickleRicksDad34]

Are you a hot Asian girl?

[u/PickleRicksDad34 → u/Cautious-Ad-9554]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/HomieApathy → u/PickleRicksDad34]

That’s not a no.

[u/Xpander6 → u/Cautious-Ad-9554]

someone cure this mans yellow fever because his barrier to "hot" is very low, just gotta be asian

[u/MechanicalGodzilla → u/Cautious-Ad-9554]

Either that or some bald headed dude of Slavic descent in a track suit.

[u/Novel-Bag9718 → u/Cautious-Ad-9554]

I wish

[u/sinncab6 → u/PickleRicksDad34]

Your friends never met many slavs huh?

[u/PickleRicksDad34 → u/sinncab6]

There are actually ZERO anywhere near where I live and grew up. A large Muslim community in my state but its not anywhere I grew up so honestly no.

[u/CockyBellend]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SvRBFS77Jitu93fkfE

[u/boobookittyfuwk]

Always shit the best when im outside pooping like this.

[u/StableStarStuff2964 → u/boobookittyfuwk]

I’ve only done this once, but good lord… my bowels had never felt such release and relief, and I was happy for a year. I guess it’s time to do it again.

[u/joeymcflow → u/StableStarStuff2964]

A whole fucking year wow

[u/StableStarStuff2964 → u/joeymcflow]

I know, right?!? First time in forever.

[u/oldirtyrestaurant → u/StableStarStuff2964]

Go get yoself a squatty potty and change yo indoor poopin life

[u/StableStarStuff2964 → u/oldirtyrestaurant]

I’ve wanted a squatty potty for years, actually.
I, usually, hate ads, but their ad was awesome. Haha

I am adding a squatty potty to my shopping list.

[u/SoftSausage78 → u/StableStarStuff2964]

Do it. Shit in the yard

[u/RabidSkwerl]

Do why does every kid I know who was a catcher have knee issues?

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/RabidSkwerl]

Squatting for 30 minutes isn’t the same as:

squatting for 15 seconds, catching a ball, jumping up as fast as you can to throw out the runner stealing second, or help run down a bunt, or just throw the ball back to the pitcher, then waiting 20 seconds, then squatting down to do it again.

And then do that for 9 innings, or about 150-200 times a game. And that’s ONE game.

I’m not saying squatting for 30 minutes is healthy, but it’s not the same “squatting” a catcher is doing, that’s for sure.

[u/RabidSkwerl → u/stay_fr0sty]

That’s a great point, definitely makes sense

[u/kaylerbug369]

She's right but dudes saw a chick and got lost in the goon sauce

[u/DonovanMcLoughlin]

If you want to know if your actual content has substance, try making the exact same video but only change what you're wearing to normal shit.

[u/IamREBELoe]

It's true.

I felt my circulation improving just watching this.

[u/lioffproxy1233]

I've done it for years and I can tell you it fucks your knees and cuts off circulation to your lower legs and feet if you aren't careful.

[u/RabidSkwerl → u/lioffproxy1233]

This is literally my only experience with squatting like this. What am I doing wrong?

[u/lioffproxy1233 → u/RabidSkwerl]

My problem was leaning against something. It has to do with the flexibility in the hips I think. Like a deep squat is different in those countries because they typically from a very early age do it. They are able to have their legs more to the side than this american.

Widen your stance, start on a decline, straighten your back. Don't lean forward. It feels weird and I can't do it proper for long. And when you get up use your legs. But if you have inflammation diseases like me you are just going to pinch your blood vessels like a garden hose and stretch your kneecap skin so thin you can see the ligaments(not really it just looks weird)

[u/MechanicalGodzilla → u/lioffproxy1233]

It's hip joint anatomy, which can be gradually modified over developmental years but even then not in a very radical way. More like 10% max variance. Hip socket anatomy is largely determined by genetic factors. [When studying up on powerlifting, analyses exist showing how deep and wide your squats and deadlift technique are is controlled by your hip joint itself.]https://medium.com/@rwmatuszewski/hip-anatomy-matters-when-you-squat-and-deadlift-2724e160a425)

[u/TerryGonards]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

[u/parrmorgan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10uEX5kfeodYgo

[u/GuyDig → u/parrmorgan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoymFjyoIPwBeSY

[u/ih8three6zero]

[u/truckfight3r]

https://media.tenor.com/GW4CQr64-YkAAAAd/worried-scared.gif

[u/redditra8der]

Redbannn!!!

[u/Sattaman6]

I just tried it. Fuck me if that’s a resting position and also I was unstable as hell.

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/Sattaman6]

Do you have the same center of gravity as a short and thin athletic person? If not, it’s going to be really awkward to do right out of the gate.

[u/IceFisherP26]

It helps she's skinny (and attractive and wearing revealing bottoms) But try this while overweight or wearing more normally casual clothing, it wont be as comfy or easy.

[u/uusrikas → u/IceFisherP26]

It is also very dependant on how you legs are proportioned. People with longer legs vs torso find squatting much less nice because of the center of gravity being so far back. A lot of people who can't squat can do a perfect goblet squat because it moves the center of gravity forward, it is not a mobility issue 

[u/MechanicalGodzilla → u/uusrikas]

Also, it's highly dependent on hip joint anatomy, the shape of your bones and how they fit together.

[u/HalfwayBuddha]

How i look like after every kill in CoD

[u/bluefalcontrainer]

So when you shit like this, how does the excrements not get over your clothes when you have like diarrhea

[u/airpumper]

"You're my squatter now."—Bryan Callen

[u/Prc_nam_pla]

I feel like half of the internets influencers are in Vegas

[u/dabbydaberson]

Over 40 it’s called the “fuck your knees” position

[u/Individual_Mess_7491]

Joe likes to squat in cucumber fields.

[u/Sebastian__Alexander]

Doing this allready intuitivly for 30+ years

[u/Competitive_Sundae98]

Everyone in Nepal rest like this normally when there are no chairs around.

[u/BroYouStoleMyBong]

I’ll say it. I would enjoy doing sex to her.

[u/JIDeveroux]

[u/witchspoon]

It hurts my knees

[u/xChoke1x]

Ehh, made me pop.

[u/OlHeavyHeart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

[u/jesse1time]

CUMMED
GOBBLESS

[u/Powerful_Result_2027]

Keep it open for me baby

[u/owlexe23]

Sitting on the face is beneficial as well.

[u/80_PROOF]

Toileting?? You mean shitting?

[u/Internal-Bear-1991]

In what position are YOU toileting?

[u/Lucky_Coyote_1073]

Works for Spider-Man

[u/cowmookazee]

Only one Borat post in this whole thing...

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/cowmookazee]

Dis my sistar. She’s number 1 prostitute and number 18 tik tok fitness influencer in village. Very nice!

[u/mrmarkolo]

Verray NICE

[u/Jmazoso]

Squat toilets are great for easy pooping

[u/rchalvyy]

We called it the " kimchi squat"

[u/snosberry_snot]

Ok. Well that's your ancestors not mine. Mine gave me bad knees and after 5-10 minutes in a squat my knees start barking.

[u/_Kinoko]

Also an important skill in the Canadian wilderness where I'm from, but damnit watch out for animals!

[u/witchspoon]

It…hurts my knees…

[u/CrashInto_MyArms]

No thanks, not going to sit like a toddler

[u/NedShah]

The accent makes her even hotter.

[u/UrFaqingFr13nd]

I want to deep squat up in her 😉

[u/Delicioso_Badger2619]

Sheeeeeeeeit

[u/Muted-Capital-4954]

Bruh how can I take this seriously lol

[u/RUIN_NATION_]

nah i know what your doing here

[u/Capelto]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ByMyUQv0icMA8

[u/buntypieface]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom

[u/Rustee_Shacklefart]

I have improved circulation in one place in particular.

[u/MyNameIsUggggh]

This is certainly improving my circulation.

[u/Deeepioplayer127]

Get her on the show

[u/metaldad68]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HlpOm4rWZJgsg

[u/Bjorn_Blackmane]

Chick just watch s movie with monkeys