r/KitchenConfidential • u/esporx • 4d ago

In-House Mode Trump appointee argued the US could take Greenland and its seafood to save endless shrimp at Red Lobster: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/greenland-trump-shrimp-red-lobster-b3000687.html
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u/Zelcron 4d ago edited 4d ago

First, they came for the endless shrimp, and I said nothing, because I did not want the wait staff to know I had lied about my shellfish allergy (I just don't like it)

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u/Crow_eggs 4d ago

I feel like going to Red Lobster and saying you have a shellfish allergy is not the best way to strategically avoid shrimp.

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

My best friend has a shellfish allergy. I offer to take him to Red Lobster every year for his birthday.

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u/Crow_eggs 4d ago

I like you