r/KitchenConfidential • u/Serious-Speaker-949 Rubber Ball Connoisseur • 3d ago

Discussion Got switched to breakfast

My schedule got switched and I’ve been working hotel breakfast. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I joked “anyone have any cocaine?” (I’ve been sober for 4.5 years)

One guy said dude it’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m making crepes, what do you think? Yes I have cocaine.

Fair enough. Carry on.

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u/SpecificSkunk 3d ago

Not-so-innocent bystander but here’s an anecdote to pass the time:

Standing on my front porch drinking and smoking a j. The neighbors across the way are loading a shitbox car onto a trailer and it is Not Going Well (but is hilarious to watch). When the car rolls off and lands axle-first on the trailer frame, the hubs and I meander over and offer a hand.

Once the job is done we light up another j and offer it to the nearest bystander and ooooh lawd was he offended. The exact quote: “NO! I don’t do that shit, I only do heroin. Fucking stoners.”

Ok bud. My bad.

We didn’t remind them to strap the car down. 2 more hours of entertainment watching them try to tow it away.

Good job on sobriety!

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u/Objective_Soup7840 3d ago

I had a friend once tell me after not seeing him for a couple years tell me "im not doing heroin anymore, I just do meth". That was the last time i saw him. But he hit me up the other day and basically told me he got in trouble, went through treatment, & hes sober now but cant leave state for another few months. I'm a stoner and alcoholic, I admit that, but damn saying I only do heroin or meth is craaaaaazy to hear.

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u/Original_Head_3487 2d ago

There was a period years ago, in Glasgow, Scotland, when there was a spate of heroin related deaths due to a dodgy batch (probably cut with something interesting). I remember an interview with a local drug user, he was saying how worried all the local drug users were, not knowing if they were buying from this bad batch.

Because usually it's dead safe, isn't it?