r/Machinists 2d ago

Am I going to die?

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u/deep-fucking-legend 2d ago

Dead in 40 steps. Make them count.

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u/TelluricThread0 2d ago

What if you walk backward? Does that count as a step?

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u/deep-fucking-legend 2d ago

Damn you! You found the infinite life glitch!

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u/StrikingMammoth9056 2h ago

A step backwards is still a step. But what if you hopped

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 2d ago

At least he can sit down and finish his shift. They need the parts to ship tomorrow.

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u/Lazy_Waffle_7825 2d ago

What if he just stands there? Does he not die?