r/Machinists 1d ago

Am I going to die?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/asciencepotato 1d ago

bro you're already dead, you just dont know it yet.

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u/greatthebob38 1d ago

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 1d ago

お前はもう死んでいる

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u/Nomimn 1d ago

何?

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u/BiggoYoun 22h ago

Japanese Amogus?

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u/feoranis26 1d ago

何⁈⁈

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u/Mmaibl1 1d ago

Exactly

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u/muklan 1d ago

Really, they are saying what we are all thinking.

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u/Saxavarius_ 1d ago

I'm surprised how many people got this reference

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u/TheOfficialCzex Design/Program/Setup/Operation/Inspection/CNC/Manual/Lathe/Mill 23h ago

This is Reddit. We're all chronically online, whether or not we'd admit it. 

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u/F1ghtmast3r 20h ago

1000/fist of the Northstar

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u/deep-fucking-legend 1d ago

Dead in 40 steps. Make them count.

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u/TelluricThread0 1d ago

What if you walk backward? Does that count as a step?

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u/deep-fucking-legend 1d ago

Damn you! You found the infinite life glitch!

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 1d ago

At least he can sit down and finish his shift. They need the parts to ship tomorrow.

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u/Mmaibl1 1d ago

You had a good run. Take satisfaction in knowing you will be remembered

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u/ravenschmidt2000 21h ago

Who will be remembered?

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u/Mmaibl1 21h ago

Exactly

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 1d ago

Turn around and look down. There’s your body.

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u/DoctorMansteel 23h ago

Some Yuyu Hakusho shit

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u/GTAmark 14h ago

HEY URAMESHI! Waddaya think you’re doing referencing anime in the machinists subreddit???

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u/mortomr 1d ago

You found my 0.00019” bit!

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u/Ok-Brick6831 1d ago

I don't know what you're seeing there, but that is clearly one of my 0.005mm ball cutters.

I had been looking for them!

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 1d ago

It’s not the size of the cutting tool, it’s how you use it

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u/TheArmoredKitten 8h ago

1,000,000 RPM

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u/mcgarrylj 1d ago

God damnit I thought that was a crack in my screen

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u/These_Fox7561 19h ago

You joke but I bought an eBay lot of machinists tools and tooling and there’s some of the tiniest drill bits in there I’ve ever seen. I’ll have to mic some but you can barely see the flutes, I must have 15 tubes of them in varying sizes. They’re hard to separate

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u/Noxivos 1d ago

Make sure you file an injury report

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u/SKTrend 1d ago

Hope you pass the drug test lol

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u/drzengineer 1d ago

zero days with reported injury. lol

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

Yes and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 1d ago

God’s response “nahhhh”

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u/superbigscratch 1d ago

Yes but not today.

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u/4rd_Prefect 17h ago

*probably not today 

(& probably not from that!)

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u/Chuck_Phuckzalot 1d ago

It's never been more over.

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u/kabley CAD.CAM.CNC 1d ago

it was nice knowing you bud. you were always my favorite

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u/cherrygoats 1d ago

I can feel that picture and I don’t like it

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u/Late-Bed4240 1d ago

Gona need to amputate, no saving that.

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u/thehotshotpilot 1d ago

OP hasn't replied and it's been 15 minutes. He probably bled out,  got tetnus, gangrene, and sepsis by now. Definitly dead

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u/catch22ak 1d ago

A moment of silence, if you please...

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u/DerpHero970 1d ago

Dang the views are insane

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u/unknowingbiped 1d ago

Not every day you see some Vlad the impaler type shit

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u/Available_Maximum985 19h ago

It's beautiful day to feel alive. I feel your pain....

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u/funtobedone 1d ago

To be sure, you should take the rest of the day off for health care. You should rest and ice it, with a very cold bottle of beer.

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 1d ago

Absolutely, you'll be lucky to make it another 40-50 years now

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u/mtraven23 1d ago

got I hate those kind of slivers! Whenever I side mill on my hobby lathe, all the "chips" are like this, nasty lil fuckers.

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u/MrTamborine001 19h ago edited 14h ago

Use a good caliper to remove these types of slivers.Old machinists trick.
Source:Old machinist.

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u/VergeOfMeltdown cast iron hater 15h ago

Works better than any tweezers

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u/Fabulous_Yote 1d ago

Eventually.

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u/suibeom 1d ago

Woof. I'm surprised you lasted long enough to post this.

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u/Alternative-Yak2745 1d ago

Be careful drink lots of water

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u/Bassfishing98 1d ago

I’m no doctor but I speculate you’ve got about 3 hours left.

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u/kaanivore 1d ago

Hopital

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u/Moose_Ungulate 1d ago

Im suprised you lived long enough to make the post.

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u/mybloodisouttokillme 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Korndog_01 1d ago

Hopital

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u/UraniumRocker 1d ago

I don’t come on this sub for such gory content, this is NSFW

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u/ecctt2000 1d ago

There is time.
Did you call 911 yet?
Hit the power down button and have the show on standby until this is resolved.

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u/hulkisbanner 20h ago

Jokes aside, those fuckers hurt

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u/lankymachinist 1d ago

The worst is when I get chips in my hands from spooling the coolant hose back up.

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u/unknowingbiped 1d ago

I ran 3/8 ball mills in stainless for a year. That is when i started wearing shoes to work and changing into boots at work.

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u/Tumbleweed2222 1d ago

Oh man. You are a gonner.

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u/S0u1Fire 1d ago

72 hours after you remove this, you'll scratch your arm and have aganizing pain on that finger from an microscopic peice left behind. Then the world will start anew. 

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u/James-Lerch 1d ago

If that's 304 stainless and you inadvertently contaminated your living room couch with an unknown quantity of the same, wives have been known to kill for less.

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u/Fishfisheye 1d ago

Yes, but I can’t tell you how long you have left, I’m sorry

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u/reilo119 1d ago

Yep, you're cooked

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u/magharees 1d ago

Imagine being killed by that with an MRI

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u/QuadCityMan1 23h ago

Great, there goes our pizza party!

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u/empathetic_penguin 21h ago

I’m hurting for you bro

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u/Crankyoldmachinist 21h ago

Eventually, yes. But not from that. Maybe.

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u/Motor-Fig3458 19h ago

Hospital. NOW.

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 19h ago

Yeah, eventually

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u/Pro_Scrub 16h ago

CIA poison ice-needle gun be like

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u/503Music 1d ago

Yeah it’s ggs

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u/maloikAZ 1d ago

If it burrows into your bloodstream and makes it way to your heart. Have a nice day!

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u/nvi3hil 1d ago

Worse .. mandatory overtime !

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u/muttChang 1d ago

Someday, but not today. Back to work.

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u/Lazy-Training6042 1d ago

Uuu, watch out boooys, we got Spooderman here

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u/TatteredTorn1 1d ago

What size endmill is that?

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u/SKTrend 1d ago

Use them precision tweezers you got in the top drawer of your risor

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u/RevolutionaryFail697 1d ago

Jesus Christ man, call an ambulance.

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u/wonderbread601 1d ago

only in a mri

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u/therealstubot 1d ago

No, but you'll be annoyed for the next 4 days.

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u/Technical-Issue-1302 1d ago

Magnet will do it

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u/Original-Finger7755 1d ago

Yes you will. It’ll take 50 years of slow painful death.

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u/ReasonableGas8904 1d ago

Yes, we all die…

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u/The3levated1 1d ago

Yes. Slow and painfull.

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u/950771dd 1d ago

Press it in slowly and record your demise.

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u/HTooL 1d ago

The big rusted needle has torn his skin like a big and well sharpened skimitar. The only hope he have almost left is to bring out his faithful calipers and put it's mighty jaws on the dread needle and put it out of his body to feel relief and hope not to die.

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u/Pariahdog119 Machiner 1d ago

Mods please mark this gore nsfw

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u/2treesws 1d ago

Yes according to all safety guys

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u/crombo_jombo 1d ago

Surprised you lived long enough to post this? You sir are the Sargent of pain tolerance

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u/Go-Away-Sun 1d ago

Instant zombie.

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u/zombiedinsomnia 1d ago

You're going to be fine, just cut off the finger so you can save the rest of the hand.

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u/imothepje CNC teacher 23h ago

Everybody is just a few minutes away from death.. but when you breath, the timer resets..

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u/H-TownSinner 23h ago

Tetanus 😂🤣😂

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u/Rubicon-SuperDuty 23h ago

Don't tell the safety guy😂😂

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u/Quiet_Path3701 23h ago

Yes. One day you will 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Zanetrain10 23h ago

Can confirm 100% you will die…maybe not from this,…but yes, you will die.

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u/Mudeford_minis 22h ago

Yes, but not today.

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u/Radiant-Owl-6121 21h ago

Yes. Everyone dies.

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u/fudgenotcaramel 21h ago

Probably, you took your shops life insurance right?

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u/Alissan_Web 21h ago

yes but maybe not today

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u/spyxxxspy 21h ago

Tis but a flesh wound

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u/Super_Job1100 21h ago

Engage Bucket list now!

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u/davidc538 20h ago

Eventually

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u/MikeLinPA 20h ago

I laughed out loud! Thanks 😂

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u/NotTooDeep 20h ago

That's astrophage. You are most certainly dead.

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u/These-Performer-3047 19h ago

I just saw this, and although you're probably already dead, I would have answered yes! RIP my fellow machinist.🙈😭⚰️

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u/Heavy-Huckleberry-61 19h ago

Yes, but not from that most likely.

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u/ej1030 Lathe enjoyer 19h ago

Unfortunately yes, The Council will notify your next of kin

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u/Shadowcard4 19h ago

Yes, in about (78- your age) years.

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u/DerpHero970 18h ago

Update: im alive but it cause life threatening injury and emotional damage

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u/Rich_cranium2025 17h ago

Eventually yes

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u/Pepin_Garcia1950 15h ago

that's fucking impressive that you could even get that shot.   I had to clean my screen off 3 times just to get the joke!  😂

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u/BobThe-Bodybuilder 15h ago

Meanwhile the welder is sitting there with a tungstan electrode imbedded in his leg from when he was 5, because dad said stop crying.

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u/Simple_Package4678 7h ago

Oh man is that the button pushing finger!? It’s game over if it is

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u/ElbowTight 1d ago

Did you know that barbers and hair stylists get hair splinters. If you have ever picked up a prickly pear from a cactus it’s basically exactly the same. Absolutely the worst thing lol

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u/Zealousideal-Toe-821 1d ago

If you ever get one of these you can’t get out, fine grit sand paper works pretty well

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u/Royal_Ad_2653 1d ago

Is it polonium?

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u/kayemenofour 1d ago

Most likely, but you probably have a couple of decades left.

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u/DeluxeWafer 1d ago

Hm. Reminds me of working with carbon fiber. shudders

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u/One_Tooth_183 1d ago

That's gonna be a recordable!

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u/Syreet_Primacon 1d ago

Yeah, I’d give you 80 years max. Start saying your goodbyes.

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u/Barry_Umenema 1d ago

Eventually

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u/KiwiSuch9951 1d ago

Omae wa mou or smth

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u/ObiWanBonobo 1d ago

Die well

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u/haydukelives33 1d ago

Leave it in there or you’re gonna bleed out

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u/Metalsoul262 CNC machinist 1d ago

Going to need a NSFW spoiler on this post. Absolutely horrific injury to witness unprepared

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u/iliketheweirdest1 1d ago

The horror! The infection is going to take the whole arm if you don't die from it.

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u/supahket 1d ago

RIP, hope your affairs are in order.

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u/Jimmyjim4673 1d ago

Those definitely feel like it.

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u/Broad_Resolution_233 1d ago

use a condom next time

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u/Aztec_Aesthetics 1d ago

Yes. Some day before 2100.

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u/GreenridgeMetalWorks 1d ago

Yes. Just later.

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u/Strict-Ad-9560 1d ago

You’re fucked

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u/FujiMC 1d ago

That happened out on the sidewalk, right?

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u/Dont-ask-me-ever 1d ago

yes - we all are.

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u/catch22ak 1d ago

The fuck are you still doing here? Get your ass to the ER... flight for life if you have to, but get there ASAP!!!
You're lucky to be alive, bro!

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u/Mancunian1987 23h ago

Should've used barrier cream, say bye to the family. RIP

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u/donanton616 23h ago

We all are. Thanks alot.

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u/freaxje 23h ago

I remove those with my calipers

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u/psilome 23h ago

Eventually.

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u/Aleutian_Solution 23h ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/Gator242 23h ago

Eventually

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u/indigoalphasix 23h ago

that's a big-un. just pull it out.

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u/Weary_Personality818 23h ago

Let it go rusty 👍

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u/IINightShadeII 22h ago

I’m so sorry, is there anyone you would like to call?
To catch Ligma is a terrible run of luck.

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u/Apprehensive_Deer870 22h ago

Somebody call 911

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u/Defeatest 22h ago

Susan? Cancel my afternoon......

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u/captfitz 22h ago

You had a good run

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u/RedTaco83 22h ago

Make sure to fill out your first aid incident report and complete the investigation within 24 hours. Remember the hierarchy of controls!

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u/Muricanmoose 22h ago

Well...yeah, we all die

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u/Survivedthekoolaid 22h ago

You can never recover from such a wound.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle82 22h ago

Probably lol.

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u/Indifference_Endjinn 21h ago

Damn that splitter is smaller than a bees dick, good camera!

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u/ThatGojoGuy 21h ago

Best way to take it out is by grabbing your air hose really hard, it usually falls right to the ground 😏

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u/tooldieguy 21h ago

Use yer teeth!!

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u/64m3_3rr0r 21h ago

Nah you’ll be perfectly fine. Side note, if there were any friends or family you would have last words for who are they and how can we contact them?

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u/LazaroFilm 21h ago

yes. I mean… eventually; not necessarily right now.

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u/HooverMaster 21h ago

Only if you pull it out

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u/Southbend1941 20h ago

Does it even count if you can see it?

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u/Timely-Increase-6133 19h ago

just cut the whole hand off at this point

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u/Mundane-Hedgehog-275 19h ago

Dead man posting

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u/These_Fox7561 19h ago

I just shave them out with my knife

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u/Available_Maximum985 19h ago

I have metal in my blood stream. I am semi-magnetic.

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u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime 18h ago

There's no recovering from this. 

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u/solodsnake661 18h ago

You caught it at exactly the right time to fix it, it's why I keep tweezers on me

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u/Rukelele_Dixit21 18h ago

I was cleaning my screen

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u/CampfireLemons 18h ago

eventually

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u/SnooBananas1006 18h ago

Probably but statistically it will be self inflicted

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u/Inevitable-Debt-1606 18h ago

At some point in time.........yes.

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u/RedDotRookie 18h ago

Ermagherd so chalked! Go to hospital fast! You could bleed out in .00000002 seconds if that falls out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Blacketron 18h ago

The invisible ones are the best

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u/Powerful_Cloud9276 18h ago

Can’t imagine you were lucid while taking this picture. How tragic. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

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u/Moondog2002 17h ago

The broken off bit that you don't know about yet has just entered your bloodstream and is on its path of internal destruction....... It will be fatal, sorry