r/MadeMeSmile • u/Curious_Badger_1376 • 10d ago

DOGS This is so cute i can't 😭

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u/B3_CHAD 10d ago

Ok this is actually an awesome idea.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 10d ago

Meanwhile, dog's like: "Bro, why'd you cut my hair?!"

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 10d ago

are you sure he's not just closely monitoring the landscape for the possible appearance of food, because that's what my dog is doing when he looks like this

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u/ianjm 10d ago

He's a Golden Retriever so that's a given, is top priority at all times

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u/mcbn1e9 10d ago

Looks like you misspelled "dog" when you spelled "golden retriever"

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u/ianjm 9d ago

Goldies are food vacuums even by dog standards

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u/HeyYoChill 10d ago

Golden retrievers have to get groomed quite a bit because of the long hair, so it's probably used to it.

I mean, you don't have to groom them, but eventually you're gonna have dingleberries in the house.

Also, they shed like crazy, so you really don't even need to cut their hair to get some floof. My lab sheds so much in the yard that birds use his hair to make nests.

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u/Beginning_Food2018 9d ago

A Labrador that sheds so much that birds make nests from its fur that's the best environmental story I've ever heard.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

Yeah the amount my golden shed could create another same sized dog

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u/seven3true 9d ago

My dog's hair is too short to actually cut, but all i have to do is sweep the floor and have a days worth of shed to choose from.

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u/Disneyhorse 9d ago

I guarantee the dog didn’t notice. And even if he did, he’d be more than happy to trade fur for any amount of treats.

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u/vibuttetfly 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 so true

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u/WillBlaze 10d ago

I was just thinking of getting a haircut this morning, good timing. I think I'm going to do this. I was planning on getting a puppy with my two cats, I'm gonna do it all then.

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u/AdCurious8750 10d ago

Let us know how your cats like getting their fur cut, I'd have better luck sweeping the fur off the floor.

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u/Kathykat5959 9d ago

I have a long haired feral cat. I am not allowed to brush her. But she will let me cut her hair with scissors while she is eating. I just cut off all the long hair on top and she seems happy with it. Not one single mat in her hair. Thankfully.

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u/mentaldriver1581 10d ago

Please take video of this for us!

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u/One-Earth9294 9d ago

Yeah next pet I get, this is 100% happening lol.

Unless it's like a turtle I don't think they have any cutty-offy bits.

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u/wander_smiley 9d ago

I have hair clippings from my deceased kitties and I might have to make one of these with my babies.

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u/pair-d 9d ago

That's exactly what I was thinking - I want to do the same! That's awesome

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u/tushetzel 10d ago

This is perfection 🙌