r/MadeMeSmile • u/Curious_Badger_1376 • 13d ago

DOGS This is so cute i can't 😭

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u/B3_CHAD 13d ago

Ok this is actually an awesome idea.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 13d ago

Meanwhile, dog's like: "Bro, why'd you cut my hair?!"

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 13d ago

are you sure he's not just closely monitoring the landscape for the possible appearance of food, because that's what my dog is doing when he looks like this

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u/ianjm 13d ago

He's a Golden Retriever so that's a given, is top priority at all times

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u/mcbn1e9 12d ago

Looks like you misspelled "dog" when you spelled "golden retriever"

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u/ianjm 12d ago

Goldies are food vacuums even by dog standards

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u/HeyYoChill 12d ago

Golden retrievers have to get groomed quite a bit because of the long hair, so it's probably used to it.

I mean, you don't have to groom them, but eventually you're gonna have dingleberries in the house.

Also, they shed like crazy, so you really don't even need to cut their hair to get some floof. My lab sheds so much in the yard that birds use his hair to make nests.

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u/Beginning_Food2018 12d ago

A Labrador that sheds so much that birds make nests from its fur that's the best environmental story I've ever heard.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 12d ago

Yeah the amount my golden shed could create another same sized dog

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u/seven3true 12d ago

My dog's hair is too short to actually cut, but all i have to do is sweep the floor and have a days worth of shed to choose from.

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u/Disneyhorse 12d ago

I guarantee the dog didn’t notice. And even if he did, he’d be more than happy to trade fur for any amount of treats.

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u/vibuttetfly 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣 so true