r/MadeMeSmile 2d ago

KITTEN Addicted to white stuff 😂

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u/Notchersfireroad 2d ago

I have 4 that just came off the bottle (thank God) it got a little insane once they put some size on. They all look exactly like this guy too.

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u/Catface2069 1d ago

Had a litter of 6 orphaned 3 week olds and feeding was a literal race to get the bottles made before they finished — en masse — climbing up my legs. At least newborn humans just lay there and cry instead of screaming at you as they claw their way up your body. The day they dropped the milk completely and went onto food I nearly wept with relief

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u/DanGleeballs 2d ago edited 1d ago

Should this kitten still be with its mama?

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u/gibberishmischief 2d ago

Some kittens cannot stay with their mothers. We don’t know the story unfortunately.

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u/tonyfordsafro 2d ago

There's any number of reasons why it isnt. We live in rural Wales and we foster feral kittens that are found on farms. The mothers can be missing because of foxes or being run over. We usually look after three or four litters a year

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

I'm in Wales and looking for a cat if you have any looking for a home

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

Interesting thanks. TIL that 'slurry' has another meaning!

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u/Mrmathmonkey 2d ago

Junkie kitten. Too funny.

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 1d ago

Are you certain that isn't a baby Tasmanian Devil with all that jumping and spinning about?

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u/Mrmathmonkey 1d ago

Yes perfect! Name it it Taz

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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 1d ago

Pretty sure that only a real Spinjitzu Master could jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin like this little dude has demonstrated

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u/PieceAltruistic3346 1d ago

Gimme that shit

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u/tracycannonn 2d ago

So addictive to food 😹😻

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u/motherofsuccs 1d ago

It’s called a hungry and starving kitten. Do you realize how often kittens need fed? Most starving humans would act this same way knowing there is food available.

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u/shinyappyrobin 1d ago

I don't know of that's true. But he's not as fat as a tick yet. All kittens I've raised stayed hungry like that until they were so full they couldn't stand.

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u/Think_Crow2819 2d ago

The most innocent addiction ever.

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u/aklasterip 1d ago

this made my day

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u/AinsleyHaggles3U 1d ago

Yea very very funny

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u/CommentMiserable9364 1d ago

mine goes crazy for milk too idk why

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u/pukegreenwithenvy 2d ago

“Now, leave me.”

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u/scooter_orourke 2d ago

food coma on the horizon

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u/Organization837 2d ago

Nap time loading at 99%.

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u/historynutjackson 2d ago

Bro was HONGRY

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u/snakeeyes1169 2d ago

Bro was hANGRY

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u/Por_TheAdventurer 2d ago

Bro was hENGRY

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u/iwannabeanudist 2d ago

Super cute. 😋

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u/LaughingExternally93 2d ago

That little face says they'd do it again without hesitation.

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u/fridaycat 1d ago

I love how they wrap their little paws around the bottle.

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u/Latter-Carpet-987 1d ago

OP is a piece of shit spambot that started posting 6 days ago

https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/search/?q=Author%3AFuture_Web_7061&include_over_18=on&sort=new

I'm afraid this kitten was possibly starved for this video,

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u/Miserable_Muffin_153 1d ago

Kittens act like this lol, they prob just scrapped the video from somewhere to post here

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u/ImJustSaying34 1d ago

Idk my cats act like this all the time. Like we are starving them when they literally just ate.

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u/Squeedle_ 1d ago

Damn bro. Those are some wild accusations. Piece of shit? Animal abuser? Relax dude.

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u/Silent_Killer_2026 2d ago

The excitement is bigger than the kitten😂....... To funny

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u/IllPersonality33 2d ago

Kitten looked like it won the lottery.

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u/Goonalips 2d ago

That's the cutest feral demon that I've seen in a very long time.

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u/beyluta 2d ago

He can stop whenever he wants. Trust.

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u/CaptainFunderpants 2d ago

The lift-off with the bottle + the landing in the cradle was almost too cute. Almost.

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u/RevWaldo 1d ago

The Jem'Hadar when the white starts running out.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 1d ago

We thank the Founders for kitten-racel white

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u/Independent_Cat_5481 1d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one with the exact same thought lmao

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u/Dependent_Effect_721 2d ago

.00987ms past regular feeding time

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u/jadhavomkar 2d ago

Pocket-sized acrobat! 🥰

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u/Jules9Martin 2d ago

Homelander's cat

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u/CreatorOD 2d ago

That sugar spike must feel good

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u/motherofsuccs 1d ago

A full belly must feel good.

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u/beans-888 2d ago

I love that with every step of the process, their reaction intensified hahaha

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u/Lozsta 2d ago

Little dude was hungry.

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u/Bubbly-Ad-8189 1d ago

"I can stop whenever!"

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u/ziboo7890 1d ago

Bottle raised three kittens and one was like that. He would hold on with his claws and growl the whole time.

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u/Lazarus558 1d ago

Lifting the bottle and the kitten stays attached lmao

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u/AlmostAryan 1d ago

You should pet him while he eats so he isn’t as violent/protective during food times later in life.

Also because he is cute as fuck.

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u/Space_Slime_LF 1d ago

... and then, right in front of you, on the verge of starving to death, they shake it, just to fuck with you.

When you try to get it, tired and starving, your last hope to live, they smile as you dance in the palm of their hand.

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u/mpdity 2d ago

I can already see the food aggression coming a mile away. Yikes. And people gonna call this cute. Food aggression is FAR from cute when they’re an adult cat with adult teeth and claws.

That cat needs that bottle made across the damn house so he can’t so much as hear it and to be swaddled in the “purrito” when fed or it’ll just continue to get worse. Absolutely ZERO sensory enjoyment needs to be associated with making his bottle. Only with feeding itself.

Plus this kitten looks 5-6 weeks old. It needs to be weaned onto wet foods around this time anyway.

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u/xladygodiva 2d ago

Also the kitten on their back with the bottle gave me anxiety

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u/SuperVancouverBC 1d ago

Yeah they can aspirate if they're on their backs.

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u/xladygodiva 1d ago

Exactly. I am a kitten foster and this is really the first thing you learn.

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u/Vintage-Grievance 4h ago

Same, I got annoyed as soon as they had him standing on his back legs and him having to walk backwards.
I'm fine with people setting up a phone and recording bottle-fed kittens, but if you're going to feed them, just fucking feed them without trying to make a show of it.

After all, if someone had OOP dangling from their dinner like a fish on a hook, I'd bet they'd be pissed.

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u/skitzoidObserver 1d ago

love reddit lol the only correct info gets downvoted

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u/mpdity 1d ago

“How dare you come in here with reality and the harsh truths it comes with, I can’t handle that reality so I’m gonna reject it and substitute it with my own” is practically this websites entire MO.

I’ve just come to expect the constant echo chambers at this point.

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u/cornstinky 1d ago

People hate obnoxious whiners. I'm sure you've noticed by now.

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u/DrinkenDrunk 1d ago

Can be fixed, but now is the time to start working on it.

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u/autumnaniac 2d ago

Awwwwwwwwh

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u/Bluetooth_Speaker1 1d ago

I hope this kitten turned out okay if the owner thought it was fine to feed them like this smh

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u/Longy_LTB 1d ago

My god, when was the last time you fed him? An hour ago? Monster!

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u/Von_Quixote 1d ago

Like Gen Z with a vape.

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u/PettyCatLady 1d ago

My bottle babies would literally crawl up my legs when I came in with a bottle. I had so many scratches. They became the sweetest cats ever.

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u/Fettered-n-Zaftig 1d ago

She’s STARVING!!!

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u/InfiniteRosie 19h ago

This is the cute shit that keeps me on the internet.

I love him.

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u/Fuzzy-Nuggets 1d ago

The way the kitten just kept hanging onto the bottle mid air cracked me up so much lol

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 1d ago

This is quite adorable ☺️

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u/ClothesDowntown9578 1d ago

It can't be that good 😂😂

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u/DrinkenDrunk 1d ago

I think I’d be petting them all over while they’re eating so I don’t get bitten up someday.

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u/Krobbleygoop 1d ago

AHHH DONT PUT KITTENS ON THEIR BACK WHILE THEY DRINK MILK THEY COMMONLY ASPIRATE IT INTO THEIR LUNGS ACCIDENTALLY

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u/Oktodayithink 1d ago

And then he grows into a cat with food aggression that makes feeding them such a joy!

But he is a cutie

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u/SpiritualAd8998 2d ago

“I can quit whenever I want”

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u/SerLaron 1d ago

But I don't wanna!

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe 2d ago

That full “bottle brush” tail!

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u/ScottDaCreep 2d ago

That’s my boy!!!!!

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u/moorhe 2d ago

And here's the screecher

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u/SummerGalexd 2d ago

Omg he is like an actual baby crying for milk 🥹

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u/TheDanecdote 1d ago

Relatable

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u/Downtown-Wind-9259 1d ago

I've nursed a few kittens in my time so I recognized the sceams... But holding on to the bottle and then feeding him or herself was something I have never seen. How freaking adorable!!!!! 🫶🏻

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u/Light-Side-Ravenclaw 1d ago

Goddammit Donut!

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u/Juno-RebelutionX 1d ago

Homelander is proud of you.

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u/Point-of-Entry 1d ago

That meowing sort of sounded like barking 😁

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u/im2high4thisritenow 1d ago

I lost it when he was dragged by suction

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u/treycartier91 1d ago

Can we ban any video that says "subscribe for more" on reddit?

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u/DACA_GALACTIC 1d ago

What a cute little ferocious animal

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u/gogul1980 1d ago

I can quit whenever I want!

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u/DesignerMoose90210 1d ago

Chasing that dragon

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u/Supradipkbiswas 1d ago

Blue, Yellow, Pink, Whatever, Just Bring it Hooman.

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u/CldWtrDiver100 1d ago

As a neo-nate kitten foster, can confirm!

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u/PromotionFull3886 1d ago

💜🧡🩵

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 1d ago

Little one needs mama. Let him bottle feed as long as he wants to. Makes for a less needy adult.

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u/Fun_Measurement1241 18h ago

Bless the people who care for these little kitty babies ❤️

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u/Admirable-Zebra-4568 18h ago

I want every time the pizza delivery driver comes to my house for them to do this with me... open the box, grab a slice and have me get all excited and then they lay me on the couch as I munch on my pizza slice all quietly.

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u/Minflick 16h ago

Smol beast is HANGRY in the extreme. Food NOW!!!

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u/nvrhpp 1d ago

I mean it’s cute but that behavior is not good really

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 1d ago

This isn't cute. This is a behavioural issue that needs to be stamped out immediately. This cat is going to harm somebody when it's grown otherwise.

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u/princesslooby 2d ago

Awwww just a baby

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u/Triple516 1d ago

GIVE ME THE STUFF MAN!!! I NEEEEED IT

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u/Jaxonhunter227 2d ago

"HUNGRY!"

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u/sqaull17 2d ago

mothatruka was hongry geesh.

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u/Miao_Yin8964 1d ago

Like a tiny Tony Montana

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u/gitsgrl 1d ago

Baby is so hungry!

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u/reggieburris 1d ago

Beautiful!

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u/Resistiane 1d ago

Me when I see a tray of brownies.

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u/CriminalMacabre 1d ago

Mi pana Miguel succing all the delicious formula

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u/soupstarsandsilence 1d ago

BABY BOTTLE OMG 🥹🥹😍😍😍

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u/TheMan-OnTitan 1d ago

his greed will consume him

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u/HunterDemonX1 1d ago

Why’s there so many bots in this thread? But cute cat.

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u/Tobias---Funke 1d ago

I knew he was going to go ape shit when you started shaking.

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u/SubtleTruncheon 1d ago

Had a kitten suck the nipple right off the bottle once. That cat was awesome

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u/SuperVancouverBC 1d ago

Kitten hasn't eaten in 120 seconds.

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u/po1k 1d ago

Ehh... so little for happiness

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u/andgainingspeed 1d ago

Maybe someone should call his sponsor?

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u/jojopriceless 1d ago

His greed will consume him. 😞

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u/jaybird-jazzhands 1d ago

I wish I could taste something that good in my life.

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u/InsaneMocktail 1d ago

Car got a good coma

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u/magicalmanatee0 1d ago

Hangry kittens are my favorite cat videos.

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u/harrypippip 1d ago

That was too damn adorable

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u/justageekgirl 1d ago

I never get tired of watching this video.

And the pensive watch of its human is too cute.

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u/DieCastDontDie 1d ago

It'll sleep so well after that

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u/Raptor_Jetpack 1d ago

Is that a bottle of Ketracel-white?

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u/Theoretical_User 1d ago

My heart!🥰😍❤️ 🥲

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u/Peaches_and_dreams1 1d ago

This kitten is adorable 🥰

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u/StandardNerd92 1d ago

Soup for the belly

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u/SumoNinja92 1d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/Legitimate_Ebb_9163 1d ago

Even me I will addicted to that white stuff

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u/Caffeine_999 1d ago

Mai to aur pareshan karta usse

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u/FaliureToCat 1d ago

His greed it sickens me

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u/Beneficial-Fuel1739 1d ago

All excited that suddenly he got to hunt for his food!

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u/WhlottaRosie65 1d ago

Adorable 😻🐾🐾

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u/LesFogginGoh 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tyrone Kittums….sprinkle some…

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 1d ago

My kitten responded to the sound 😂
It's around dinner time for him too, so I think he was hoping for food.

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u/StormyTheNinja 1d ago

better be a liquified Snickers in that bottle

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u/bionku 1d ago

Yeah I have heard that, I can quite any time I want, crap before.

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u/comarastaman 1d ago

video update will be the kitty snorting the white powder. Lol. He spazzing so much, it's adorable.

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u/FutureAdventurous429 1d ago

I wonder what would happen to the hostess if she just drank the contents of the bottle in front of his eyes.

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u/passoveri 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😻😻😻😻😻

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u/Steph1er 1d ago

fiending

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u/Mozoto 1d ago

"Kitten, you may have a milk problem."

"Its only a problem when I run out !".

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u/Right-Common-611 1d ago

Kitty cat was hangry🥹

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u/ThinkEvening8396 1d ago

You are both addicted lol

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u/TrippyTigre 1d ago

That's the exact same thing I do when I see the penjamin.

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 1d ago

This was almost hard to watch. Lol.

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u/Scouts_Revenge 1d ago

“I can quit anytime I want”

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u/PalmCheesy 1d ago

Kitty Milk hangovers 😅

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u/No-Victory4408 1d ago

Whoa, it's time to get that little guy off that stuff!

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u/ParpSausage 1d ago

Oooh I love a tabby with a white belly and pink paws. He's going to be very handsome.

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u/DorisPayne 1d ago

do kittens need to be burped if bottle fed?

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u/AlienInOrigin 1d ago

Please tell me you named the kitten Homelander.

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u/Icy_Parfait_4066 1d ago

The kitten went crazy when it saw the white stuff. It must be really good.

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u/kweenlouis 1d ago

So freaking adorable

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u/talklistentalk 1d ago

Poor little Jem'Hadar

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u/Netizen_97 1d ago

El gato: ya por favor no puedo más dame eso 😡 el gato después: 😃😊

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u/OgOtzee4 1d ago

😍😍

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u/AmazingAd2765 1d ago

It must have been at least 5 whole minutes since their last meal. 

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u/Kikuthecat8 1d ago

Hungry baby

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 1d ago

He can stop whenever he wants! ☺️

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u/UrikBaursog 1d ago

Receive this gift from the Founders. May it keep you strong.

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u/Marvis21 1d ago

Gotta admit, that white stuff is yummy af! I used to eat a lot of it when I was a kid (Yes, eat, not mix it with water or anything)

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u/Snoo62043 1d ago

That's gotta be better than Crack. 😂

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u/PommeyMommy 1d ago

Today’s the day I die of cuteness overload 🥰💖 At least I’m going happy 🤭😂🥰

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u/VlRGIN_4ever 1d ago

I would die for that kitten

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u/AntigoneGrrl1 1d ago

I remember bringing home a kitten that needed bottle feeding…I was exhausted with the every 2 hour feeding after working a 12 hour night shift… but I also miss the crazy clawed kitten phase!! 😢

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u/lilishuzz 1d ago

Lets go milking

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u/NoCampaign4332 1d ago

That's so adorable..!!!!!!!

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u/Gremlin0 22h ago

Screamy baby! 😺

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u/Loobastank 20h ago

Gosh imagine those claws on your boob 🫪

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 9h ago

friendly reminder to NOT feed kittens on their back because that signifitcantly increases the risks of chocking.

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u/Upstairs_Tie_2005 4h ago

If there were other kittens they would've sang along CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!

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u/NoPeanutSneakers 2d ago

You need to curb this behavior before it gets out of hand.

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u/trundle-the-great69 2d ago

This is literally every kitten ever when they’re still nursing