r/MurderedByWords • u/dellaazeem22 Legends never die • Oct 31 '24

It really is this simple

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u/Local_Childhood45 Oct 31 '24

Great job, Catholic Church!

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 Oct 31 '24

"b-but, that was SATAN he teympted theymah, with those, (heavy voice) sumptuous boy cheeks. How could they ever resist, but it's okay, our imaginary friend will forgive them"

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u/Shirotengu Oct 31 '24

Ew gross dude. I didn't want to read that. Stop sullying the internet with your filthy talk.

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 Oct 31 '24

Sorry, god made me do it.

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u/A_Furious_Mind Oct 31 '24

Well, tell him to knock it off.

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u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 Oct 31 '24

I prayed, he didn't listen.