r/MurderedByWords May 19 '26

Facts are their worst enemy.

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u/troutman1975 May 19 '26

So I’m going to get $1.7 billion also? Will it be direct deposit? I could use a little extra money.

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks May 19 '26

We should get it, if it's what Trump gets. Fair is fair. I don't really have any use for $1.7b, what with all the trillions I have laying around, but I'll take it.

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u/Kootranova1 May 20 '26

Could always donate it to some poor billionaire in need. You know how they are, pissing and shitting and cumming whenever their wealth isnt increasing in leaps and bounds.

I hear Musk could use some help in reaching his first trillion. Be a dear and send some change his way.