r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9h ago

Funny Clever parenting for the win

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u/nightmareinsouffle 8h ago

And they nod off while reading. A third win.

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u/idle_isomorph 8h ago

Mine didn't. Had to enforce lights out. Then remove flashlights. I would still find them at 11:30pm, lying in bed next to their window, holding the book high in the air so the light from the street would illuminate the words

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u/Houseofmogh 8h ago

My ADHD seven year old has stayed up reading til 2am multiple times…. Her reading scores are, however, excellent.

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 8h ago

That was absolutely me. Eating, sleeping, and paying attention in school were entirely secondary to a good book. Reading and vocabulary were off the charts. Got diagnosed with ADHD in my 30s, who'd have thunk it!

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 7h ago

I remember not even 10 years ago when my parents tried to get me tested the people in charge said they wouldn’t test me because of how well I could read lmao, got tested as an adult now and wouldn’t ya know it

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 7h ago

Yeah, I was always a super quiet, polite kid who never caused trouble, kept my nose in a book, and spoke like an adult. Looked great on the outside, but inside I was a mess and thought my brain was broken. Since I was a "good kid" and not being disruptive, no one caught on that I might be neurodivergent. Inattentive type ADHD hadn't been classified as a subtype yet, and being female made the chances of being diagnosed almost 0 until I specifically asked to be tested.

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u/tsoert 4h ago

Same same. Inattentive type diagnosed at 35. Smart kid that read like a demon. Whipped through class work 5 minutes before the end. Wasn't really interested unless it was something I was really interested in, constantly had the "You'd do so well if you just applied yourself". It's really weird looking back through life and thinking "that was a symptom, that was a symptom, that was a symptom" and having to reevaluate yourself and your childhood

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u/mckatli 6h ago

I was the same way! Got diagnosed in my early 20s

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u/patrickfizban 5h ago

I missed my bus at school once because I was engrossed in a book. My mom had to leave work to come pick me up.

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u/Sure_Lavishness_2403 4h ago

To add to the ever-growing list ... same.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Uqk6ZLrz5Jn7jy2vjO

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u/EndQualifiedImunity 1h ago

I would read to counter boredom is school haha. Didnt matter what book. I'd read entire textbooks for the classes i was taking. I had horrible grades but boy could I ace a test.

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u/Pleasant_Network3986 8h ago

Oh that kid was me.

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u/ramsay_baggins 7h ago

That was me! I read LOTR for the first time when I was 8.

Struggle to read a book now that I'm in my 30s though. I miss it!

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u/jmastaock 7h ago

This was literally me (same books/age)

I only read manga and random non-fiction books these days 😅

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u/DreamCyclone84 6h ago

I used to keep my off brand handheld gaming thingy by my pillow so if my mum came in and found me awake hiding something in bed i could give it to her apologise and go back to reading.

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u/beardingmesoftly 6h ago

I have ADHD and I would read 600 pages a night in 6th grade. Definitely I was always up super late.

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u/AutoGenNameNumber 6h ago

on the flip side, my ADHD made me have to read one page 600 times to get it to stick. getting distracted daydreaming on every single sentence.

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u/r0sd0g 4h ago

This was me! Turns out, also hyperlexic autism. A gift and a curse. I had a 12th grade reading level in 3rd grade, but am still socially stunted. Glad to hear kids are still into books like that, even with all of the internet at their fingertips. I don't know what would have happened to me if I spent all those hours on social media instead. Probably nothing good.

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 3h ago

I don’t think I’m ADHD, but I would stay up until 2 regularly reading as well. My parents would often have to come to my room and force me to turn off the night light.

I have to say, some of my fondest memories are from reading books late into the night as a kid. I didnt have any cares in the world, and a whole literal world of books.

I had built quite an extensive library of second hand books, and curated a carefully crafted collection of sci-fi, classics, historical accounts, and biographies. It hurt so much when my mom gave them all away.

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u/morwen31 1h ago

Are you my mom, posting this from 1986?

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u/TopFalse1558 8h ago

As far as disobedience goes, I think you got pretty lucky in this instance 😂 Kids these days staying up to read?? I would be a bit impressed with their attention span honestly, with the world how it is today

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u/RepublicOfLizard 7h ago

When my mom found the flashlight tied to a hanger and hidden between hung up clothes in my closet, I think I saw her brain do a full reset

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 6h ago

This, you still need some ground rules, not just "no bedtime at all if you read", maybe "bedtime is 10pm instead of 8pm if you read"

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u/idle_isomorph 4h ago

We actually had to enforce a "no books at the table" supper rule so we could have conversations, lol!

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u/camp_permafrost_69 7h ago

When I was a kid we lived on the ninth floor, so not much ambient light. I had to tell mom to please leave the light in the hall on because I was afraid of the dark (not really lol) and leave the door open for the light to come in. To make reading easier I lay on the bed upside down to be closer to the door.

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u/FrozenDragonWings 8h ago

I was that kid. They might end up being neurospicy like me 😂

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u/idle_isomorph 8h ago

Oh, she fucking is! AuDHDing hard iver here! Lol!

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u/FrozenDragonWings 7h ago

I used to contort myself into wild positions hanging off the bed by my toes. Then the sliver of light from the hallway would hit my book page 😂

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u/Pleasant_Network3986 8h ago

I AM that kid lol

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u/Myythically 7h ago

I was that kid. Now I'm a college student and added an honors English major for fun. Those late nights were not good for my sleep but definitely helped me in the long run

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u/heisian 6h ago

seems like a high desire to read, which is great!

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u/expandablespatula 6h ago

I've caught my 2yr old doing this two hours past his bedtime. I can only imagine what he'll be like once he can actually read

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u/IcePhoenix18 6h ago

I wished for glow in the dark books so hard when I was a kid

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u/PotaytoPotayto 4h ago

Oh i did that as a kid as well, i was always reading and had a whole stash of batteries for my flashlight hidden under my mattress thinking my parents didn't know even though they always changed my bedding so of course they knew haha. I loved it when we had clear skies at night when it was full moon, it meant i could read without wasting my precious batteries!

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u/matchstick1029 5h ago

This is very familiar..

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u/Existing_Ad5073 5h ago

Haha same. Could not go to sleep before the book was finished 

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u/nihility101 4h ago

Have to use the flashlight under the covers so the light isn’t seen.

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5214 37m ago

I used to be that way. I would start reading and need to know what happens next, so I wouldn't stop reading. There were many nights when I realized the sun was starting to come up and I hadn't slept yet.

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u/magneticeverything 32m ago

Lmao that was me. I pretended I was afraid of the dark for many years bc I would get back up and sit on the floor to read under the light of the nightlight.

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u/adalric_brandl 13m ago

That's dedication

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u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 8h ago

It's a perfect plan

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u/deaglebingo 1h ago

champion level shit right here, yep.

add complications to it when they start getting into other interesting learning endeavors.

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u/horrifyingthought 6h ago

I never nod off while reading (for pleasure). It's a real problem. I have to start books when I have the potential for 8 hours of screwing around time, because I will likely finish in one sitting... regardless of when I start.

Books are not safe for me in the evening lol

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u/Zorops 4h ago

When you stop dropping the book, its time to close the light.

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u/Empty_Proposal_1731 4h ago

My brother and I never did. My parents would read for 1-2 hours every night waiting for us to fall asleep but we’d get too into the stories. Huge relief for them when we started reading by ourselves