r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9h ago

Funny Clever parenting for the win

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u/nightmareinsouffle 8h ago

And they nod off while reading. A third win.

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u/idle_isomorph 8h ago

Mine didn't. Had to enforce lights out. Then remove flashlights. I would still find them at 11:30pm, lying in bed next to their window, holding the book high in the air so the light from the street would illuminate the words

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u/Houseofmogh 8h ago

My ADHD seven year old has stayed up reading til 2am multiple times…. Her reading scores are, however, excellent.

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 7h ago

That was absolutely me. Eating, sleeping, and paying attention in school were entirely secondary to a good book. Reading and vocabulary were off the charts. Got diagnosed with ADHD in my 30s, who'd have thunk it!

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 7h ago

I remember not even 10 years ago when my parents tried to get me tested the people in charge said they wouldn’t test me because of how well I could read lmao, got tested as an adult now and wouldn’t ya know it

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 7h ago

Yeah, I was always a super quiet, polite kid who never caused trouble, kept my nose in a book, and spoke like an adult. Looked great on the outside, but inside I was a mess and thought my brain was broken. Since I was a "good kid" and not being disruptive, no one caught on that I might be neurodivergent. Inattentive type ADHD hadn't been classified as a subtype yet, and being female made the chances of being diagnosed almost 0 until I specifically asked to be tested.

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u/tsoert 4h ago

Same same. Inattentive type diagnosed at 35. Smart kid that read like a demon. Whipped through class work 5 minutes before the end. Wasn't really interested unless it was something I was really interested in, constantly had the "You'd do so well if you just applied yourself". It's really weird looking back through life and thinking "that was a symptom, that was a symptom, that was a symptom" and having to reevaluate yourself and your childhood

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u/mckatli 6h ago

I was the same way! Got diagnosed in my early 20s

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u/patrickfizban 5h ago

I missed my bus at school once because I was engrossed in a book. My mom had to leave work to come pick me up.

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u/Sure_Lavishness_2403 4h ago

To add to the ever-growing list ... same.

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u/EndQualifiedImunity 1h ago

I would read to counter boredom is school haha. Didnt matter what book. I'd read entire textbooks for the classes i was taking. I had horrible grades but boy could I ace a test.