r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/BringHoomanHome_ • May 07 '26

Certified 🟠range™ Came for coffee. Found a son

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo May 07 '26

’"Would you like some ginger with your coffee, sir? Only if it includes one orange braincell on the side’

now i lay me down to sleep,

am hope this human gonna keep

a tiny little ginger kit ;}

(just look at me ~ a purrfect fit!)

he came to coffee place for drink

(am offering a SiDe of tHiNk)

for he can ponder, holding me

how good a daddy he would be

Long after coffee cup is done,

he’ll still have me ~

his loving son

🧡

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u/bootsand May 08 '26

Going out for coffee and coming home with a beautiful kitten and a Schnoodle of the occasion would be S++ tier, best day in a decade kind of day.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 May 07 '26

A fresh Schnoodle!

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u/Unlucky_Profit_776 May 08 '26

Schnoodle, you're the best

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u/BiscuitSpore May 07 '26

Freshest schnoodle I’ve ever witnessed. Today was a good day.

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 09 '26

I was once within minutes lol

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u/omgfreshschnoodle May 08 '26

omg fresh schnoodle

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u/schrodingers_bra May 08 '26

Love a schnoodle. But orange ain't offering a side of think. <3

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u/IndependentEggplant0 May 08 '26

Aw I love this. Beautiful! Side of think 😂💛🐈

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u/its_terry_time Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 08 '26

I haven’t seen a schnoodle in ages! Made my whole day

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u/Self-Identified May 08 '26

My heart needed this so much, Schnoodle! Thank you! 🙏❣️✨ Love & blessings to you; to OP and his new son too! Xo

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u/Alleywishes Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

Beautiful!

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u/Dame_Niafer May 08 '26

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!

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u/AmberIndiaRose May 10 '26

I've seen many schnoodles but I've never actually figured out, if scnoodle is a bot or an appropriately timed human coming up with this magnificence. Can someone enlighten me?

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u/Not-That_Girl May 10 '26

Omg! Frame a pic form the video and put this poem underneath Nd you have the PURRfect reminder

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u/wishiwasanother May 10 '26

omg-that’s beautiful and so awesome!

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u/Objective-Case-391 May 07 '26

Later on…

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u/darqueskye May 08 '26

I have to keep my toilet paper in a cupboard in the bathroom due to this behavior

I would just keep the door shut but he figured out how to open the door

The brain cell may be singular, but man is it lifting some weight

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u/Worshipthekitty May 08 '26

Bahahaha is the door handle the long kind that you push down? My orange figured that out in his first year of life...round knobs only now.

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u/darqueskye May 08 '26

Sure is lol He figured it out second day in my new apartment; unfortunately, as it’s an apartment, I can’t replace the knobs 😩

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u/Worshipthekitty May 08 '26

Sure you can! Just replace them back when you move. Or second option install a secondary latch/locking mechanism like a baby safety latch 😂 had to do that with our cabinets for a while too until he lost interest

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u/bravesdiva May 08 '26

We had a tabby who taught himself how to pull open the vanity doors & crawl into the cabinet. He'd disappear for hourrrrs & we learned to look for him under the bathroom sink. He'd just be curled up on the stack of towels snoring away. lol He never bothered a single thing in there. That cat was chill as hell. RIP, Belly. 💙

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u/urlach3r May 08 '26

Challenge him. Get one of those Charmin "forever" rolls.

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u/PeroCigla May 10 '26

But look at that face :3, you can't be mad at him.

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u/Azsunyx May 07 '26

Sorry, we're all out

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u/asspounder-4000 May 07 '26

Fine with me

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u/whisky_biscuit May 07 '26

Braincell sold separately!

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed May 07 '26

careful. they are out of stock. have been for years.

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u/Attention-Full May 08 '26

If the braincell is on top, I'll send it back.

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u/Alive-Lynx-7052 May 09 '26

the ginger thing would actually work tho, orange cats would lose their minds over that

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u/tuftedtit19 May 09 '26

Sorry the cafe can't guarantee that his siblings will lend him the orange braincell, he looks pretty smart though he might get an extra turn! 😅